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Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend never did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

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Haha... I do not know many people who get buried at the hospital, lol.

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hmmmm.....

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Buried at the hospital? What in the world? It says he died at the hospital. Preparations to have a funeral are underway...

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that is what the hmmm was for...

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Well, if this is true, it's very, very sad. My condolonces to the person who posted this here, as you've obviously lost someone close to you.

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I'm sorry to hear that. We didn't get to know him much around here, as he barely posted.

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If its true, then sorry to hear. Never really posted much, but I've seen the name.

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You guys actually think this is true?

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Im sorry to hear that as well. He seemed like a nice guy from what I knew of him.

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Well, you'd have to be a sick and disturbed person to lie about something like this, and I'd like to believe that most people aren't sick and disturbed.

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Maybe the person can scan in the death certificate.....

And also to note. If this is true, then I think this is the first person to ever die thats been to GT. *correct me if I'm wrong*

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I'm sorry but we dont have a scanner currently.

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I've seen about 10 "death" hoaxes. What I've come to learn is to treat it as true and to not bitch. It saves effort for everyone. Then there's no fuss about it. It's really sad when these sad events are true-- You're either saying your condolences, or you're out of it-- but it's really painful to have a family member or close friend go through pages and pages of bitching to find the true-hearted individuals.

In basic, don't act "astute." If you complain, the "hoaxer" will only be more delighted.

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I know nothing of Ice Gekko.

This post would be like if someone on the street told me "Hey, my brother just died. Are you sad?"

I can't give much emotion to Ice Gekko other than that which I'd give to a stranger... it was a death, I feel no emotion for it.

However, I would wish the best to recovery, as you (or even the stranger) wanted to reach out.

If this is not the response you wanted from me, then you're posting at the wrong forum.

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sounds like a cry for attention, especially with the 2 replies. I don't want to be an ass, but I'm not going to show condolances for what easily could be a f*cked up joke.

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If it's true then at least someone bothered to tell us. If one of you died, would any of us ever know? :D :confused:

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Well if I died I would know if I had died so would jonbo ominub duffman and ace and mabey julie but she doesnt really know me anyway.

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But would anyone care hero would anyone care.. I think...... **** mwahahaha now the world will never know

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If this is true, than Im sorry for the family and especially for him.

If its a joke, you are a sick sick individual.

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exactly what i wanted to say...


so look at post above

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I died once...

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I don't think the person would've returned to the sites to argue with the members over the death, if I were informing of someone's death, I would just make a thread and then proceed on to the other sites, I'd be be too sad over the loss to waste time arguing with online people over it's authenticity.

But since someone dies everyday anyway, I'll offer my condolences to those who've lost someone today.

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If I were to die, maybe Spike would post for me.

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I would just disappear, lol... for good, haha

Nobody would make a thread like this for me.

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hmm these forums are pretty decent... maybe I'll stay here....

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Only if you create a new account. Using someone else's name, especially the name of someone deceased is very dishonorable.

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Thats a pretty funny way to die. To tell you the truth im glad he died, I hope the rest of his family dies to in the exact same way.

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my thoughts exactly.

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I just thought I'd add to all of the sadness Hero2 Died..




Well He was murdered....




well I killed him...



well.... I wanted to kill him....


But I didn't yet..... I'm going to though.....


Maybe........

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I don't care if this whole death thing was a joke, just ban zerocooler for this post. Death is nothing to joke about.

To Ice Gekko: If you are indeed joking about this whole 'Ice Gekko,' then for all I'm concerned you can go rot in hell. I feel very sorry for his family and friends if he did indeed die. I know all to well how it feels to lose a family member.

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yea im not worried your a lazy bastard.

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If it's true: my condolences.
But I don't think it's true. I mean, Ice Gecko just started posting again... And now he wants to pretend he's somebody else while he just continues posting.
A sick joke. Ross once did that in Friends. :p :(

BTW I don't think they'll let you die of a broken neck in the hospital. You either die instantly or when they move you, or you survive.

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Noooooooooooo not ice gecko!!! :shakehead

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well for some reason when he was in the hospital his body wasnt accepting some medications...

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That's amazing! And then what happened!?

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And then it lifted up from under neath the sheet *the little children scoot ever closer to the story teller* and then..... ROAR >.> ,, <.< * all the little children scream* :errr:

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They have medication that fixes a broken neck?

Well. Ive learned something new. :unsure:

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I had a friend break his neck in basic training and he lived and actually can walk around and everything so I mean there is medication and things that will fix that.. Normally the medication would be for the things like bacteria and things like that that would... meh.. hell I don't know what the medication would be fore but I think they do have medication..

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Im sure they have medication to reduce pain and the like, but as far as I known there isnt a pill or a drug you can take that moves bones back into their correct positions.

But, I'm no doctor.