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Hey all,
So basically, I have some free wall space in my dorm, and I'm making a poster of random quotes to fill it. They can be from anywhere, anything... just not obviously vulger or sexual (they can be unobivously...) because parents and others do come in here... :sighs:
but yeah, the only thing is I would really like sources...
They can be funny, cynical, inspirational, from songs, poems, childrens books, dead people, whatever...
Thanks ahead of time

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"To kill 10 is a tragedy, but to kill 10 million, it is a statistic." or something like that....from Stalin (i think lol...)

and

"Who put their hoo-hoo-dilly in your ta-ta?" -Cartman from South Park :p

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Approx: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying"
- Woody Allen

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"D'oh!"
"Don't worry, the clothes don't make you look fat, the fat makes you look fat"
"Aging is compulsory, Maturing is Optional"
"For each fur coat worn, at least 14 trees die just from the protest signs"
"In College, remember this simple formula - MBA = BMW"
"Drinking is alright as long as its partially for studying"
....theres more, but i can't remember them right now

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might want to edit that post and say who sais all that...

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i don't know who says all of them...i just pick them up... a couple of them are mine too

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"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.". ~ Albert Einstein

*edit thx gimpy*

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
Herbert Spencer

"Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out." -- Vaclav Havel

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." -- Unknown

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.....the first two are the same

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If you really want to let your parents down, and you're not brave enough to become a homosexual, get into the arts - Kurt Vonnegut

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thats very funny. I need to remember that one. Ok, here are some of my favorite:

"Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstacy of grief." - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Passions"

"Even the Whitest dove has a black shadow." - Zachary Wright (me)

I have more...all for now.

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"life of man, solitary, nasty, brutish and short."
-Hobbes

"Man, by nature are political animals."
-Aristotle

"I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
-Voltaire

"History is a set of lies agreed upon."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic"
- Stalin

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
- Plato

"A nation that gives up a little liberty for a little order deserves neither."
- Thomas Jefferson

"You're not your f*ckin' khakis."
- Tyler Durden

"Self-improvement is masturbation."
- Tyler Durden

"A life unexamined is not a life worth living."
- Socrates

"All things are the same, familiar in experience, and ephemeral in time, and worthless in the matter. Everything now is just as it was in the time of those whom we have buried."
- Marcus Aurelius

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- George Bernard Shaw

"For now we see through a glass, darkly, but then face to face; for now I know in part, but then shall I know even as I am known."

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"I hate Kitana and her dumb-ass quote poster." - PureEvil (circa 2003)

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:lol: that was...mean? but still funny!


..im pretty sure mine is more accurate...

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"If you can dream it, you can do it." - Walt Disney

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I didn't see this one if it's been posted before sorry.

MURPHY'S LAWS
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy's Law of Copiers
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Murphy's Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

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*Ace Lives By These*

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lol, Ace. Ive never seen those before. Quit hilarious, though.

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"Don't Mess with Mother Nature, Don't Mess with Mother Technology and Don't Mess with Mother F*cking Ukrainians" - The Italian Job

...i'm pretty sure thats not exactly what he said, but something along those lines

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Actually, playa_playa's is the correct quote.

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Yeah.. My DI showed me those as I was doing patrol in basic training.

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damn right don't mess with ukrainians!!! :p

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I think Cyrax9 would agree, he's Ukrainian... the only one I've ever met... other than his father and brother of course

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well now you've met me too :p

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not really.. I typed you though... ;)

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She made you up happy :P

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i thought i was real :(

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well you thought wrong :distress:

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more quotes please!

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Happydude thought he was real when he was just an imaginated character by Kitana -Ace195

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"Even in his most powerless moments, mankinds existance is never without meaning." - Suikoden

"Some say the world will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

-Robert Frost

"Life is like water. Always moving, changing, and flowing." - Zachary Wright (me)

"Life is like a map. It has a million different streets, each with a million different destinations." - Zachary Wright (me)

"Your true friends are the ones who know everything about you and still like you." - (Im not sure about that one)

"No matter how comfortable your bed is, you still have to get out of it in the morning." - (not sure)

"Love; it burns, freezes, lives, and kills." - Zachary Wright (me)

"For each effect there is a million different causes, and for each cause there is a million different effects." - Orson Scott Card

"Life is death's twin sister, and the more interesting of the two." - Terry Brooks


There you go Kitana, hope you like em.

EDIT: You could of course use the one in my sig, though I dont know who wrote it: "Stop acting like you know everything, you make those of us who actually do look bad."

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Is this vulger? "Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she would'nt let you get that *****"-Aesop Rock

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Reality check, do you really think I would put that on my wall? (acknowleging I'm a chick)

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:baby: still can't get over that...i hope she doesnt delete me!

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*watches kitana move ever close to the backspace key* :wtf: *cackles with insane glee*

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SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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"...was seriously wounded. But The Soul Still Burns."

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source?

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Neo of course.. gah :fork:

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ermm... Soul Calibur

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Ooh but I was trying to earn brownie points..:errr:

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“As you think in your heart, so are you.” Proverbs 23:7

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud; it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.” I Corinthians 1:8

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Author: Jack Handey