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BigBoss 10-12-2003 06:56 PM

Dear god
 
Just go here and read http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ambia_penis_dc

GiMpY-wAnNaBe 10-12-2003 07:01 PM

Re: Dear god
 
Damn penis snatchers, here in canada we ceremonies for that kinda thing, they're called circumcisions:D:D:D:D:D


j/k :D

Vampyr 10-12-2003 07:05 PM

I can see it now...The West Africa Penis Witch Trials

Dylflon 10-12-2003 07:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GiMpY-wAnNaBe
Damn penis snatchers, here in canada we ceremonies for that kinda thing, they're called circumcisions:D:D:D:D:D


j/k :D

That's a jewish traditions. Not canadian.

GiMpY-wAnNaBe 10-12-2003 07:25 PM

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blah, i know...its just a jo....bah! nevermind!

BigBoss 10-12-2003 07:26 PM

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Hey their are canadians in jews or jews in Canada so therefore they would be in Canada making them the penis snatchers of the jews and Canada.

Dylflon 10-12-2003 07:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBoss
Hey their are canadians in jews or jews in Canada so therefore they would be in Canada making them the penis snatchers of the jews and Canada.

What are you talking about?

ominub 10-12-2003 07:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
What are you talking about?

hes calling you a jew

Dylflon 10-12-2003 07:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ominub
hes calling you a jew

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.

I'm a Scottish/Canadian and proud of it. =-D

Ace195 10-12-2003 08:37 PM

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Yeah yeah yeah.. Jew :P j/k dyflon :)

Happydude 10-12-2003 10:16 PM

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:lol: this is some funny sh*t...and im not just talking about the article!

DimHalo 10-13-2003 12:54 AM

Re: Dear god
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vampyr
I can see it now...The West Africa Penis Witch Trials

Sounds like a cheap porn movie. :rofl:

Ace195 10-13-2003 01:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave
Sounds like a cheap porn movie. :rofl:

Cheap porn yay!!

Jewels 10-13-2003 12:16 PM

hehe,. that was great, i cant believe people actually do that.... well thats one way of keeping the population down

Dylflon 10-13-2003 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewels
hehe,. that was great, i cant believe people actually do that.... well thats one way of keeping the population down

Uh...in circumsisions they cut off the foreskin. Not the penis itself.

Canyarion 10-13-2003 01:59 PM

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I think she was talking about the article...

What's wrong with jews?

Mechadragon 10-13-2003 02:25 PM

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Cutting off the penis itself is known as castration.

And most everyone has been circumcised.

ominub 10-13-2003 02:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion
What's wrong with jews?

there is nothin wrong with jews... nothin at all =-D

Canyarion 10-13-2003 06:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mechadragon
Cutting off the penis itself is known as castration.

Actually that's cutting the balls off. If you cut your penis off, you can still.... ehm breed. Just not as comfy. :p

DimHalo 10-13-2003 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion
Actually that's cutting the balls off. If you cut your penis off, you can still.... ehm breed. Just not as comfy. :p

Care to give more detail? I can picture test tubes but otherwise ... um :sneaky:

Dylflon 10-13-2003 08:36 PM

My mom saw this conversation when I was reading it and then she looked at me funny.

Hero2 10-13-2003 08:42 PM

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was the look because of the conversation or because it was you
:)

Dylflon 10-13-2003 08:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero2
was the look because of the conversation or because it was you
:)

I...don't...know.

Mechadragon 10-13-2003 08:46 PM

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Look out hes turning into the Hulk!

Ace195 10-13-2003 08:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
I...don't...know.

It had to be you.. You... you... *runs away in fear of dyflons looks*

Jewels 10-13-2003 08:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
Uh...in circumsisions they cut off the foreskin. Not the penis itself.

i know..... i was just making a joke from it...

**(i didnt know we couldnt joke here on gt)**

Hero2 10-13-2003 09:26 PM

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thatll teach you to think :)

Ace195 10-13-2003 09:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by YahooNews
Russian stain buster destroys apartment
Mon Oct 13,10:17 AM ET


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man's imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain from his trousers has destroyed his apartment.



The unnamed Muscovite added a litre of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported on Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.


Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.




Hmm.. >.< *makes a mental note not to try that *

Dylflon 10-14-2003 02:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewels
i know..... i was just making a joke from it...

**(i didnt know we couldnt joke here on gt)**

Oh. You can joke. I just didn't understand quite what you were saying and i thought you didn't know what circumcision was.

Mechadragon 10-14-2003 03:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
Oh. You can joke. I just didn't understand quite what you were saying and i thought you didn't know what circumcision was.

*Shows Dylflon what it is*

Dylflon: EEEK!!!!

DimHalo 10-14-2003 05:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mechadragon
*Shows Dylflon what it is*

Dylflon: EEEK!!!!

ooh... that's not cool :Poke:

GiMpY-wAnNaBe 10-14-2003 10:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace195
Hmm.. >.< *makes a mental note not to try that *

:rofl: +rep....hahahahahaha

Ace195 10-18-2003 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ...
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- Note to car thieves: If you must go talk to the police about something, don't show up in a stolen car.

Police say that's just what James Kent did in Bonita Springs this week.

He's in the Lee County Jail this morning because when he went to the Lee County Sheriff's office to report a disturbance he drove there in a stolen car.

The car's owner told police that Kent carjacked a friend who was borrowing the car at knifepoint. The friend of the car owner was able to escape.

Later when Kent showed up to complain about a disturbance, deputies recognized the car as one that had been stolen.

Dear God, why would you drive the stolen car to the police station I would atleast drive another car. Or atleast wait until I painted it.


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