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Masturbuate for Charity

Just when you think you reach the bottom of the well for weird enws, something new pops (er is that a good word to use?) up.

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SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Folks whose idea of a telethon is Jerry Lewis sweating in a tuxedo will blush redder than a beet when they hear about an upcoming marathon fundraiser in San Francisco.

Dozens of men and women are expected to strip down and participate in the so-called Masturbate-A-Thon, which will be broadcast live on the internet May 2.

Participants make money for each minute they spend pleasuring themselves, with proceeds going toward a new non-profit group called The Center for Sex & Culture.

While the women tend to last longer and make more money for their orgasms, organizer Carol Queen says she will be "encouraging the guys to take it slow, since this IS for charity."

Although the wank-filled webcast sounds like its just about titillation, there is a serious side: Queen says she's hoping to remove some of the stigma of masturbation and expose it for the natural, unshameful thing it really is.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_n...075V4B83030415

Er it's a unique idea, but sick as hell, I mean that seems so wrong...

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Originally posted by BLueFire
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Ditto

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Originally posted by Crono
Ditto

same here, this is friggin sick what dumbass would come up with something like this, what a tard

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Originally posted by BLueFire
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:wtf:

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*shudders and walks away*

:hmm: :distress: :shakehead :wtf:

*walks away*

More money for better endurance, eh? People better start training...

What the hell, it's for charity, why not?

Well apparently it gets better...

http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgd...nmm/index.html ..Apparently May is National Masturbuation Month

And San Fransisco won't be the only place with the contest...

http://www.cafepress.com/masturb8
http://www.toronto.com/profile/672037

Where do I get the online telecast?:cool:

j/k...j/k...I dont really want to see a bunch of random people masturbating...

yes....very....ummm......interesting?

No Jonbo, I would call it strikingly fascinating.

Or stupid. But hey, it's good to see people do what they love. ;)

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Originally posted by Jason1
j/k...j/k...I dont really want to see a bunch of random people masturbating...

Don't make it seem like you're not interested. :D

Hope someone brings a mop.

Spluge Patrol :link2:

:yippie:

:Puke:

Sign me up, at a dollar a minute, I can contribute at least 5 dollars!...

:sneaky:

What's next, sex for charity?

Masturbation for a cause... interesting thought.

*gasps* But I thought God killed a kitten every time... :eek:

So its kind of like donating to a sperm bank but women can do it too.

When do we get a Videogame-A-Thon for charity?

lol the Toronto one will be on the honor system.

I just wonder how long the guys are going to claim they did it for.

hmm, we could use some extra cash.

Any of you got webcams?

What if we do?

:sneaky:

Mine only gets 15 fps...

Though I guess that would be sufficient

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Originally posted by Neo
hmm, we could use some extra cash.

Any of you got webcams?

Hehe....

...... But really, this is..... fudged up.

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Originally posted by Neo
hmm, we could use some extra cash.

Any of you got webcams?

My webcam is on and my pistol is loaded.