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BreakABone

04-12-2003 08:39 PM

Well, It's Sad to See Someone Die but the Article is just Funnie

Well atleast to me...

Quote:

Asthmatic man dies while watching porn

MANILA: A 40-year-old man died from a severe asthma attack while watching a pornographic film inside his room in the Philippine capital, a police report said yesterday.

The report said Ramon Tan was found dead on Thursday by his co-workers inside his room in the suburban city of Marikina.

“Tan's co-workers got alarmed when the victim failed to open the door of his room despite their repeated knocks,” it said. “One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.”

The report said a pornographic film was still playing on the victim's video compact disc player

And I won't even question what was meant by this line...

Quote:

“One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.”

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp...dcock&sec=asia

CrOnO_LiNk

04-12-2003 08:48 PM

Laughing my ass off!!!!

That's hillarious, porn giving someone a heart attack...

The Germanator

04-12-2003 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrOnO_LiNk
Laughing my ass off!!!!

That's hillarious, porn giving someone a heart attack...

Um...it was an asthma attack, not a heart attack.

CrOnO_LiNk

04-12-2003 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Germanator
Um...it was an asthma attack, not a heart attack.

Oh... then that kind of does suck... Sorry, mis read accidently.

Heh.... what a bad way to die. So embarrassing...

Happydude

04-13-2003 12:04 AM

lol...poor guy...40 years old...

GameKinG

04-13-2003 12:54 AM

Well, I think all "stiff" sensations would be lost when he died... ;)

bobcat

04-13-2003 01:11 AM

That's pretty embarrasing.

Imagine at the funeral with the Eulogy(sp?)

Well he was such an inspiring man. Never said a bad thing about anybody, always full of joy, and the porn....well he loved his porn.

GameMaster

04-13-2003 01:30 AM

I wonder how he was positioned?

Yoda9864

04-13-2003 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrOnO_LiNk
So embarrassing...

Well, can't be too embarrassing for him, he's dead :D

Jewels

04-13-2003 03:18 AM

lol that was funny and yet probably embarrasing and an asthma attack hehe

Mechadragon

04-13-2003 03:42 AM

Quote:

One of them climbed through the ceiling and saw Tan lying stiff on his bed.

I'll just pretend they mean rigormortis.

GamingWorldJoe

04-13-2003 12:21 PM

lol... that sucks.

CrOnO_LiNk

04-13-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yoda9864
Well, can't be too embarrassing for him, he's dead :D

Yeah.... But imagine his grave, what will it say? "I was watching teh pr0n, and I got teh died!"

... :unsure: Honestly, I am laughing, but I feel bad at the same time.

DamnRaccoons

04-14-2003 11:13 PM

*Hands out "Greatest Title for a Topic" award to BreakABone*

Shadow_Link

04-15-2003 11:30 AM

Funnie?

Rndm_Perfection

04-15-2003 08:22 PM

Well... 40, asthma problems, and watching porn off in a ... "roofless" house, I'd assume he died at one of his happier moments.

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