Funny pics
 

ouch

While I don't like Bush it doesn't mean I like Gore.

Hey, it's Conker! Look's like he doesn't like the X-Box too much!

LOL good ones Angrist!

I especially like the cactus(although ive seen it before), and the office assistant!

Nice ones Angrist. Although I saw most of the stuff already..except for the Algore...There still funny though. :D

Most were funny... except the Al Gore one.. :p

I don't get that toilet paper one :confused:

The rest were good though :lol:


*shrugs and walks away*

I like the one that looks like the cactus is having a stiff limb :rofl:

What, you've never used windows? It sucks ass, therefore you can wipe your ass with it...becuase it sucks...or something...:unsure:

Looks like this person didn't make the cut! (Pun intended) :D

Ew! Grose! :green:
:Puke:

Ummm....yeah. The first were funny...ummm...was that a hand or a foot???

Does that toe nail go up in the middle, or is there a plant growing?

How much would someone have to pay you to lick that entire foot?

Realistically, I'd take $30 million for it. Then I'd put it all into a savings account and live off the interest for the rest of my life. :D

Man, this place needs some livening up. Let's see what I can do...













Let's see how the perverts around here like that. ;)

One more because of the image limit...

LOL Xantar! That golf ball one is awsome!

I like the one about Julia Roberts having intercourse with Frankie Muniz's dog, Skip. :D

*uses imagination*

:rofl:
I saw most of them before though... :)

Here'a a joke


Kinda of long but it's cool.


December 1st

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.
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>Merry Christmas to you and your family!
>Patty Lewis
>Human Resources Director
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December 2nd

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish
employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party."
The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung.

Happy Holidays to you and your family.!
Patty Lewis
Human Resources Director

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December 3rd

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate this request, but, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads,"AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange-- no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patty Lewis
Human Researchers Director

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December 7th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy now?

Patty Lewis
Human Racehorses Director
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December 9th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit."

Patty Lewis
Human Ratraces
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December 10th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
Vegetarians -- I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold
this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can
just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you
put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But,you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now... Ha!
I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me?
The Bitch from Hell
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December 14th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES...
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy
recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward
your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Terri Bishop
Acting Human Resources Director

:lol: Good one fingersmen, it's funny :D

funny I guess...