Anything can kill you.
 

Anything at all.

...

:D :p

I once told my friends anything can kill you. One of them said, how about a carpet fiber. Just one little carpet fiber.

Stick it into a vein which will slow up the blood flow and eventually leave you dead...I guess.

one carpet fiber can kill you. What if it makes you sneeze and your brain flies out!

"Dont worry boy, people die everyday, just like that *snap*. In fact, you could be dead tomorrow...well...good night."

-Homer Simpson


That just reminded me of it.

I know something that can kill you...yo momma! :D

:sneaky:

i know what can kill you....


MY "SIBLINGS"!!!!!!!!!:D

Man it's cold today. 8:13 AM and my hands are like ICE. I wonder if my hands can kill me :unsure:

*tries to kill himself with hands*

Nope.............the cold factor plays a part in this :hmm:

A hot sun and a lack of water can kill you... ask Stu.

And I almost forgot that it's winter in Australia! Is there much snow? I love snow. :)

What's with all the death threads? Stu almost died playing golf, eating poop can kill you, people wanting to die in their sleep, carpet fibers, my god people!

First it was the banana and now it's death?




...Let's just try to get away from morbid topics, eh? :p

But bluefire, it's such a fun and uplifting subject... :unsure:

Sure, and I suppose that thread that Jonbo made about meteors hitting the earth and a period of dead babies is uplifting too!:rolleyes:






;)

Uh huh. Maybe you should change your name to LifeBoy to get in the spirit of the change.

Dead babies NOT uplifting? Meteors hitting the Earth NOT uplifting? What's your problem? Party-pooper :mad:

My thread wasn't uplifting. It just spawned too many "weird:rolleyes:" replies and got locked.:mad:

Happiness and optimism can't kill one. I win.

You may be so damn happy and optismitic that you'll accidently fall off a really tall building.

Generally, it doesnt snow here (Close to sea level anyway).

Its just cold. Lots of Southern winds, sun not poking his head up much, raining alot.

Anyway, :offtopic:

Those Southern winds can um blow you off a really tall building...

ok here goes

a blow up chair in the middle of an empty room with plenty of ventilation cant kill you!

What if like it tips over and you hit a certain part of your head hard enough!? :eek:

:unsure:

DH has a very good point there. I've had many series injuries involving blow up chairs...and women...

Yeh!! Yeh!

Like the.....like ugh like the time I...........!!!

*hyperventilates*

*passes out from lack of oxygen*

That's not true. You can deflate the chair and then stick your head in the deflated chair and suffocate yourself. Trust me, I've tried it on my little siblings.

An ant can't kill one.

What if your allergic to ant bites? What if the ant has some kind of "venom" in it that when it bites, it puts some in ya?

breathing air outside in an open field can't kill you!!!

and whoever sais it can...i'll kill'em!:D :p

The air could be full of toxins.:D

that's gotta be alot of toxins...and...


Jonbo298 ----> :flame: <---- Me


:D

You don't need alot of toxins to kill ya. Some kill ya just by taking a very small breath, or just goes through the skin and kills ya:unsure:

not if your in an open feild...you know, those with grass and flowers all around..and don't even think about saying anything about allergies...:rolleyes:

Allergies:D

One's imagination can't kill one.

What if his own imagination makes him go insane and he gets hit by a bus(or other vehicle)?

A piece of music can't kill one.

what if the music is so load it pops the ear drum and then th blood goes down your cheeks to your mouth and you choke on it?:sneaky::D

a peice of paper glued to the floor cant kill one

what if you step on the paper and it rips, and you trip and fall and break your head...or something