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Excuse to eat like a pig day.

Sorry for all you Canadian viewers. You get no turkey.

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We had turkey last month.

Stay safe tomorrow. I'd hate to find out one of you guys got trampled to death running for a blu-ray player.

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You guys are a month late. Get your clocks right

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Ha.

I am so full and currently immobile. Oh, gluttony - how you torment me!

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Good thing I got my blu ray players years ago, now if only I could activate the gaming portion of it.

But yeah Happy Thanksgiving!

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Sorry, we do not celebrate Fakesgiving. Get your own holiday. ;)

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Bah, we celebrate when we want to. Not when some guy with polio tell us to.

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*cough*


It appears you're between 43 and 17 years after ours.
Get your own holiday. :ohreilly:

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You see, it doesn't matter, because its Canadian, and no one but Canadians care about anything Canadian. You still haven't figured this out yet?

We enjoyed our internationally understood real Thanksgiving of eating turkey and remembering the subjugation of native peoples, and you did whatever it is you backward people do, like brewing beer, playing hockey and/or fighting, and calling ham bacon.



U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A!!!:usa:

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False, it matters because it's undeniable proof and fact that ours was first.
I wouldn't expect any type of humility from an American, though.






U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A!!! :usa:

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The Vikings discovered the Americas, yet the poem goes: "In the year 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" and not "Some Vikings showed up years earlier."

If a tree falls in the woods, does anyone hear it?

If a holiday is created in Canada, does anyone but Canadians recognize it?



Enjoy our 51st state while you can, and take good care of our trees. :D

By the way, you do know I was poking fun at America in my own post, correct? Playing the role of "the ugly American" is fun, especially with you since you are so nationalistic, but a little patriotism never hurt.

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I was 100% joking and playing along.

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Now see, in that video Ellen Page actually looks her age. Why couldn't she have looked like that in Inception so that I wouldn't find myself ogling someone who looks like a hot 14-year old?

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Apparently you need to be reminded that 61.1% of Canada's population is overweight.

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That is one thing I noticed when I briefly lived in Canada and visited Ireland. For all the posturing about how fat America is, there are PLENTY of fat bastards all over the world. America, as usual, is just ahead of the curve.

Whether its stealth bombers of KFC's Double Down, America is the world leader. :lol:

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But I think this is why america is the world leader of obese people.

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You act as though you never ate a car.

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You forgot

#1 in GDP http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._%28nominal%29

#1 in Medical Innovation http://www.ncpa.org/pub/ba649

#1 in Manufacturing http://management.curiouscatblog.net...storical-data/

#1 in AWESOMENESS for Neal Patrick Harris alone.

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Despite the fact I posted that video jokingly, overweight is such a loose term. Technically, bodybuilders are overweight. Overweight is determined by BMI, which is a joke of a system. While obesity is also determined by that scale, it's not as loose of a term as "overweight" is.

Obesity is where the stats are at. 30% of Americans are obese. 14% of Canadians are obese. The USA ranks 1, Canada ranks 11.


While this is true - he's gay. So more than half of your country doesn't accept him, anyways. Harsh reality of the south.

Also, Canada is #3 for McDonald's and rape? Clearly there has to be some type of connection. :ohreilly:

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Fat people don't get lucky and have to resort to less accepted tactics?

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The 11th fattest country in the world is still fat, and if we're going to be fat, don't we want to be the best at being fat? Here's the secret... we take traditional comfort food or otherwise healthy food, and either deep dry it or sandwichify it.

The "Gobbler"



Fried Mac n' Cheese



Fried Pickles



Or... we fuse unhealthy foods to create mutant death food. Behold...

THE BACON CHEESEBURGER FATTY MELT... instead of a bun... GRILLED BACON AND CHEESE

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I won't lie, I've always wanted to try a deep fried Mars bar - just to say I've done it.

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Now i dont really care about this fat issue, but any country that can produce this.....


:ohreilly:

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Americans don't consider New Jersey a part of America.

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I was born in New Jersey. Are you calling me un-American?

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Absolutely not. America is a country of immigrants. Welcome to the land of plenty. Enjoy the cheese.

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I would
I didn't even know you were born in Jersey, can we ban him? :confused:

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Bond can come over to the true north strong and free. I always suspected he was a closet Canadian.

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That looks like something Homer Simpson would eat. But you forgot the gravy.

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SUCK IT, REST OF THE WORLD!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11935525

So keep on laughing at us fat Americans while you cram your pie hole with fried dough and sausages, fatties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR4Iw...eature=related

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Ok, but only cause you asked me to.

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Lies, we all know you won't folllow through on that and eat