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Typhoid

06-28-2009 05:36 PM

Phoenix vs. Centaur

Phoenix:

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It has a 500 to 1,000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of myrrh twigs that then ignites

Centaur:

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Lucretius in his first century BC philosophical poem On the Nature of Things denied the existence of centaurs based on their differing rate of growth. He states that at three years old horses are in the prime of their life while at three humans are still little more than babies, making hybrid animals impossible

Angrist

06-28-2009 05:46 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.

Typhoid

06-28-2009 05:50 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Angrist (Post 253696)

Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.

Nor is the phoenix.
They're both mythology.

Fox 6

06-28-2009 08:37 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.

BreakABone

06-28-2009 08:54 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

I don't know.. have you ever seen jean Grey when she is pissed? Seems like a monster to me.

Swan	06-28-2009 10:40 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Win

Teuthida

06-29-2009 12:40 AM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Fox 6 (Post 253703)

Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.

Minotaur.

Angrist

06-29-2009 05:36 AM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.

manasecret

06-29-2009 02:02 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Bow and arrow beats stupid bird. Done and done.

Ric	06-29-2009 02:31 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Firey bird burns bow and arrows. Fly's off.
Firey bird fires molten lava at centaur, eats roast centaur for dinner.

Phoenix can be re-born from it's own ashes, eternal regenititive life!

Phoenix wins by a million miles!

Phoenix is also a kick arse gun -

Teuthida

06-29-2009 02:34 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Definitely the phoenix. And if we're to go by the Harry Potter series, centaurs are dicks.

Dylflon

06-29-2009 03:43 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Fox 6 (Post 253703)

Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.

That was actually a minotaur which is a sort of reverse centaur - body of human, head of a bull.

Angrist

06-29-2009 04:33 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Typhoid

06-29-2009 05:34 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Angrist (Post 253722)

What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.

Angrist, I've said it like, 4 times.
It's Monster/Mythological Monsters.
Grasp it.
I know these posts aren't Nintendo-based, but still.

Angrist

06-29-2009 06:10 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

But now that you mention it, I also like the Phoenix better because 2 Nintendo exclusives have that in the name.

Dylflon

07-02-2009 12:18 AM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Angrist (Post 253754)

Hahahaha

KillerGremlin

07-02-2009 01:49 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Angrist (Post 253754)

But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

:lol:

Professor S

07-02-2009 03:50 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

The pheonix will take this whole thing. You can't kill it. It can just sit there regenerate until you starve to death.

BreakABone

07-02-2009 04:01 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by Professor S (Post 253911)

The pheonix will take this whole thing. You can't kill it. It can just sit there regenerate until you starve to death.

Now isn't there like a time limit on when the phoenix can regenerate?
I mean... I guess... you could just take it out during that time.

Teuthida

07-02-2009 05:36 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

Throw it into a void. No air, no fire, no rebirth.

Angrist

07-03-2009 08:14 AM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

In Warcraft 3 The Frozen Throne you could kill the egg if you were fast enough.

Of course the Bloodmage would just resummon it a minute later.

KillerGremlin

07-03-2009 02:22 PM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

I figure you could probably just dump some water or use a fire extinguisher on the Phoenix while it is regenerating, that or pull a Conker's Bad Fur Day and just extinguish the flame with your bladder full of beer. :lol:

Seriously though, the Phoenix would kick the shit out of the Centaur. The Phoenix has a long history of being an awesome mythical creature, and the Centaur exists because some human decided he wanted to put his penis into a horse.

Would you rather bow down to some horse fucking ancestor or some mystical fire bird! Yeah, that's what I thought.

Ric	07-08-2009 08:19 AM

Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin (Post 253941)

:lol: :lolz: :lol: :lolz:

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