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KillerGremlin 02-01-2009 03:11 AM

craziest place you have done the dirty deed
 
and by dirty deed i mean GOING ALL THE WAY!

oral, handies, loopy-dee-loops or what-have-yous do not count! (well...they can, but you should clarify since technically it's not as crazy)

you don't need to be explicit...just say the place like "at church, in back of kindergarden class, etc."

Seth 02-01-2009 02:01 PM

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A coffee shop.

KillerGremlin 02-01-2009 03:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth (Post 244171)
A coffee shop.

Haha...ohh man reminds me of Zach and Miri. So was it during the day? And was it actually in the coffee shop or did you escape to the coffee shop bathroom.

The Germanator 02-01-2009 03:54 PM

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Probably the communal kitchen in a house at my college. It was in the middle of the day and one of those situations where anyone could have walked in at any time. Not super extreme, but extreme enough, haha.

BreakABone 02-01-2009 04:39 PM

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As told KG last night, Prospect Park.

Swan 02-01-2009 05:27 PM

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I introduced a chick to spiderman on the steps of the Vancouver court house

BreakABone 02-01-2009 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Swan (Post 244184)
I introduced a chick to spiderman on the steps of the Vancouver court house

So now you have to share with the class, this spiderman you speak of?

It's either the most cleverly geeky way to name your penis or...

The Germanator 02-01-2009 06:16 PM

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My imagination leads to something about shooting a sticky white substance...I mean, the idea of Spider-Man is a very good metaphor for puberty.

BreakABone 02-01-2009 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Germanator (Post 244186)
My imagination leads to something about shooting a sticky white substance...I mean, the idea of Spider-Man is a very good metaphor for puberty.

That's what I was thinking.
I mean it shoots "webs" that usually dissolve pretty quickly in open environment.

But maybe Swan had a different idea in mind.

Combine 017 02-01-2009 06:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BreakABone (Post 244187)
That's what I was thinking.
I mean it shoots "webs" that usually dissolve pretty quickly in open environment.

But maybe Swan had a different idea in mind.

Hahaha, yes he had an entirely different idea in mind.
Although your thought of it is pretty good to, I could definitely see Swan naming his penis Spiderman.

Swan 02-01-2009 09:00 PM

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Everyone knows my penis is named Thunder-Fuck-Skull-Gore

jeepnut 02-01-2009 11:51 PM

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Uh...nowhere?

Yeah...that's all I got.

TheSlyMoogle 02-02-2009 03:35 AM

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During a showing of Step Brothers.

;)

KillerGremlin 02-02-2009 03:43 AM

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From urbandictionary:

Quote:

1. spider man

A sexual deviation.
just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

2. spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.
I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.
As I told Earl, craziest place probably was like 3 feet from my roommate in the middle of the day while he sat in a chair next to the bed....although I have also been in my fair share of parks/cars. Also in the girl's public bathroom (not co-ed) freshman year, i guess anyone could of walked in

DeathsHand 02-02-2009 03:39 PM

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Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation.

Dylflon 02-02-2009 05:12 PM

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Back of a minivan.

KillerGremlin 02-03-2009 10:41 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathsHand (Post 244259)
Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation.

I think you win this thread. That may be untoppable.

Acebot44 02-03-2009 11:13 AM

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In a hammock, standing up

BreakABone 02-03-2009 12:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Acebot44 (Post 244324)
In a hammock, standing up

I want to understand the gravity of this.

Krypton 02-03-2009 12:18 PM

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my friends parent's bedroom.
homecoming weekend.

manasecret 02-03-2009 12:58 PM

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My Top 3 (of the last four posted)

3. Wins for the pure curiosity-inducing factor
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acebot44 (Post 244324)
In a hammock, standing up

2. Wins for the kinky wrongness of it.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Krypton (Post 244341)
my friends parent's bedroom.
homecoming weekend.

and

NUMBER 1.
Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathsHand (Post 244259)
Back of the cop car after being arrested for solicitation.

Wins for the WTF are-you-serious? tell-me-more! factor.

KillerGremlin 02-03-2009 01:19 PM

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I also am having a hard time visualizing your hammock adventure. I can only assume you were standing with your feet through the hammock rope while your partner laid in the hammock.

But if there is a more interesting twist to this I would, by all means, like to hear it haha.

Krypton 02-03-2009 04:41 PM

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another odd place, and which may be better than the last time i posted in this thread;

my friend's bedroom, the same day as the time before.

Happydude 02-04-2009 08:51 AM

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as of right now the craziest place, which is not so crazy actually is my girlfriend's friend's parent's bedroom...

or a hotel room with 4 other people in the room...

Professor S 02-04-2009 02:42 PM

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On the back of a running lion in the Serengeti while young Meatloaf followed on a hovercraft singing Bat out of Hell!




DeathsHand 02-04-2009 03:02 PM

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Of course I wasn't serious, I don't touch people.

manasecret 02-04-2009 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Professor S (Post 244460)
On the back of a running lion in the Serengeti while young Meatloaf followed on a hovercraft singing Bat out of Hell!

Fake.

Professor S 02-04-2009 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by manasecret (Post 244466)
Fake.

PROVE IT!

Swan 02-04-2009 05:47 PM

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Just remembered another one.


On the girls grandparents bed

Dyne 02-04-2009 06:13 PM

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In the middle of a park.

GameMaster 02-04-2009 10:13 PM

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On top of an overdue library book.

KillerGremlin 02-05-2009 01:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMaster (Post 244513)
On top of an overdue library book.

Having sex with a book doesn't count....

KillerGremlin 02-05-2009 02:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Swan (Post 244482)
Just remembered another one.


On the girls grandparents bed

Eww..old people smell.

Swan 02-05-2009 05:11 PM

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The grandparents weren't there silly.


But damn that would have been hot if they were:drool:

jeepnut 02-07-2009 05:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathsHand (Post 244463)
Of course I wasn't serious, I don't touch people.

I KNEW IT!

Combine 017 02-08-2009 04:28 PM

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In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.

Mr.Molecule 02-08-2009 04:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Combine 017 (Post 244760)
In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.

I can only hope that you didn't let her in... :ohreilly:

Combine 017 02-08-2009 04:46 PM

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Hahaha, of course not.

KillerGremlin 02-09-2009 03:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Combine 017 (Post 244760)
In a bathroom while my mom knocked on the door to use it.

I've had my mom banging on my door...to give me flipping mail too.

Never the bathroom though.

Swan 02-09-2009 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin (Post 244802)
I've had my mom banging on my door.

Ew


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