You might be a Newbie if...
 

Alright everyone. I want to hear what you think is a good sign that someone is a Newb. Just finish the phrase "You might be a Newbie if..." I'll start.

You might be a Newbie if, you have to start your own birthday thread. :D

you might be a newbie if you start a "You might be a Newbie if..." thread...

What? You don't like the idea? Let's see you start a more interesting thread punk! ;)

j/k

You might be a newbie if you drink Pepsi all the time and worship the pepsi truck and offer someone pepsi when it's their birthday or when they get a certain amount of post. ;)

Man I don't know ...what are the signs that would show that your a newb?? :confused:

I think that now all we have to go by is date of registration. A few years back, and even last year in some cases, newbies were recognizable because of obvious lack of knowledge of how the forums work. But now that has totally changed. In the passed 2 years the forums comunities multiplied by X10 but the forums formats has stayed between the few that make them, and even that became more similr to the other. So now a newbie to a forum is coming from another forum, so it's only that he talkes in a different place with other guys, but in the rest it's the same. THey know how it's done, and can become known really fast (BreakaBone comes to mind ;) )

When will I ever learn. No matter how structured or easy to understand I make a topic, you guys will take it wherever the heck you feel like taking it. ;)

You might be a newbie when you...NEW.

Who cares? Despite my misleading status title...

Just to please you!
 

You might be a newbie if you follow the leaders (aka thread maker) rule :p

if you weren't there at Nintendose.com

So that makes almost everybody here a newbie, except the old people :D

You might be a newbie if you made a topic to welcome yourself in the forums.

You might be a newbie (and a jackass) if you call yourself "leatherface." :p

You might be a newbie if you post in every thread trying to make people like you.

You might be a newbie if you write in CAPS, or in a different font, font size, color, etc.

Heh, Ric isn't a newbie and yet he types in a different color. :p

...Or is he?:hmm:

jk

That's why I said "You might be a newbie if.."

You might be a newbie if... you run excitedly to tell all your friends that you just hit 10 posts on GT... and none of your friends know what GT is

That'd be Leatherface. Although...What friends would he talk to? :confused:

You might be newbie if you don't know anything about the newbie shotgun.

:D

You'll also be a newb if you get shot by the newbie shot gun. :p:D

Yeahhhhh...I finally got one. :D

Yay! :D :p

You might be a newbie if you put up your own foto as avatar. :sneaky:

Is that why you changed yours? ;)

you might be a newbie if you didnt go to ndose...

.... .... YALL SUCK!

.... nah just kiddin.. like i said .. u MIGHT be a newbie :hmm:

technically.. that would make anything possible.. u could say .. "you might be a newbie if you ride donkeys in the magical forest of karashnikum during independance day with your shirt inside out and you shoes upside down"...:unsure:

or you could just be like this guy.. :lurk:

but DH is a good example of why this is wrong..

in the end... who cares? we all make fun of them.. they all start crying... but they come back.. more annoying.. soo annoying actually.. that we forget they are annoying.. and they become one of us... ... so in the end.. we are all just battered newbies :(

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ghettodude, lay of the smack crack will ya? ;)

:sneaky:

damn.. this smiley speaks for itself

You might be a newbie if someone uses this picture to demonstrate you: