LucasArts Fracture recieves update, greatest name change ever.
 

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If Mason Briggs wasn't already the greatest name I'd ever heard for a badass gun-toting rebel who lives by no law but his own, then Jet Brody took Mason Briggs, brutally fucked him into submission, and fed his broken body to a lake of rabid sea turtles.

Then lit a cigarette by shooting his own gun into his face.

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Jet Brody? *slow clap* Brilliant name, that is seriously fucking amazing!

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Behold and rejoice, for this is the face of your new God.

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He looks like a COG :P

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Jet Brody dismisses your pathetic attempts to discredit his sense of originality and style.

His will be done.

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Why is Jet Brody not in the title of this thread? You're not doing him justice. He would be disappointed.

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Jet Brody's foresight led him to know that placing his name within the title would result in mass aneurysms for those unable to ease into digesting his glory.

It would also have caused all discussion to come to a halt, were it so plain that no other topic but Jet Brody merited further discussion. Jet Brody is happy to allow us to labor under the continued delusion that our lives have meaning that is not Jet Brody.

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Iron Man would murder his ass in a second.

I love how this tool, Jet Brody, thinks he's above smiling for promotional pictures. What a sack of shit.

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Death to the Interloper

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We don't need any bad mouthing of Jet Brody. Now GM apologize because that was WAY out of line and we all know you didn't mean to say it and you're deeply sorry. Aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!

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I'm sorry! FORGIVE ME!! :baby:

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Good, that's good. I forgive you and I know Jet Brody does too. Another peaceful resolution here at GameTavern. :)

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Jet Brody forgives. He does not forget.

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Also, what the fuck? Look at that scar that goes from his head to his cheek. What the hell happened? Did he get whacked in the face by a snow shovel or something?! shit.

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Jet Brody felt his message would be more universal if he offered a clear example to others of the kind of bodily harm Jet Brody inflicts on others.

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He is so awesome, he has a full facial scar. That's how awesome Jet Brody shall be

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Will mountains collide and seas spilt apart if Jet Brody stands in Chuck Norris' way?

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Whoa! You sir, have blown my mind. I will take my entire Monday tomorrow to ponder this situation.

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Hey! That's a great Jeremy Piven avatar! Is Entourage a good show?

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Entourage is fucking EPIC. Second best show I've ever watched only behind Arrested Development.

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I adore Jet Tony. Where can I donate my money?

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dirty fucker

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Jet Brody is not amused by your attempt to stain is name.

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Jet Brody would approve of this message and then he would kick your ass for sticking up for him.

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Jet Brody is Jet Brody.

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Turok > Jet Brody

Turok is a dick .com

We don't have proof that Jet Brody is a dick. Play Turok and you'll realize why Turok's just a hell of a dick.

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hey, aren't you a developer?

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Just look at that and don't say he can't be a dick also. This is Jet Brody



He still is not amused

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Just when you thought this thread was dead Jet Brody smacks you in the fucking face with the first trailer for his game:



And always remember kids, this post was reluctantly supported by Jet Brody.

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I'd expect more out of you. It was obviously a chainsaw to the face.

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Ahh! right! I'm embarrassed to say that I never thought of that.

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Jet Brody's face is not chainsawed. Chainsaws are Jet Brody'd.

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Wait...wut? The Pacificans attacked San Francisco, which is the western US which I imagine is where the PACIFICANS are located, and the eastern US takes that as an act of war? :wtf: So the eastern US just expected the western US to not do anything about the eastern just casually strolling over/through the city.

I'm confused