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Bond 08-06-2007 08:42 PM

Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Anyone remember Morgan Webb from what was the wonderful TechTV? Or perhaps the current awful, stupid, revolting G4TV? Well, if you don't, here she is:



Anyway, she has a new video blog website, WebbAlert, where she gives a daily rundown of technology news in five minutes:



It's hot.

Crash 08-06-2007 10:02 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
I liked her with blonde hair WAYYYY back in the day.

http://www.actressass.com/pictures-2...gan_webb_2.jpg

manasecret 08-06-2007 10:09 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond (Post 211862)
Anyway, she has a new video blog website, WebbAlert, where she gives a daily rundown of technology news in five minutes:



It's hot.

At what minute does the nudity occur? I don't want to have to watch the rest of that.

gekko 08-07-2007 02:22 AM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
My god I hate her and her overdone facial expressions.

DeathsHand 08-07-2007 02:20 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
My brother calls her Frankenwoman...
Fire bad, etc...

Professor S 08-07-2007 03:45 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
I generally find her hot, but that pic you posted makes her face look busted. Great body though.

Angrist 08-07-2007 03:56 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gekko (Post 211887)
My god I hate her and her overdone facial expressions.

QFT.

Perfect Stu 08-07-2007 04:18 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
She's pretty hot...I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.

DeathsHand 08-07-2007 05:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu (Post 211923)
I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.

It may have something to do with her giant, square face, her giant shoulders, and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery...

For the record, Morgan's pose in that original picture reminds me of a beaten child told to kneel that way because she is now a quasi-celebrity, and it is her duty to show her stuff...
Her weak grin seems nervous and forced, her posture displays hints of defeat...

Bond 08-07-2007 05:50 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."

DeathsHand 08-07-2007 05:53 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bond (Post 211929)
We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."


KillerGremlin 08-08-2007 01:40 AM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
that first pic really does not do justice, but she's just okay

Perfect Stu 08-09-2007 01:47 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathsHand (Post 211928)
her giant shoulders,

Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.

DeathsHand 08-09-2007 04:37 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu (Post 212020)
Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.



Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...

manasecret 08-09-2007 05:13 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
I don't think it's the shoulders that look odd, rather it's the disproportionately emaciated lower half of her body that looks odd and unappealing.

Angrist 08-09-2007 05:16 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
She doesn't have very broad hips from what I can see, but I don't think she's that unattractive.

Oh and her face expressions make her look like she's on drugs. :)

Perfect Stu 08-09-2007 05:25 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathsHand (Post 212066)


Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...

Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case. She's built big for a chick, yeah...and obviously smaller guys who don't dig women who are bigger than them won't find her attractive at all...but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.

DeathsHand 08-09-2007 05:59 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu (Post 212073)
Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case.

"and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery..."

Just comparin' what's typically available for comparison when you see her on TV, as an explanation for why "lots of people say she's got a man's build" ... :>

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu (Post 212073)
but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.

A regular guy, or a manly man?
Being that I work in an area of town where a number of different social groups collide (from the yuppies who frequent the gym, to the younger, dorkier-lookin' ones who don't, to the older, crankier, lazier businessmen, to the hipster night-life), I gotta tell you, I'm having some trouble nailing down exactly what a "regular guy" is...

Are regular guys the ones with beer guts and lots of hair everywhere? Or are they the ones who care more about their physique than their ditzy, fake-blond, over-tanned, cookie-cutter girlfriends do? Obviously they can't be the hipsters... They're all too skinny...
*ponders*

Teuthida 08-09-2007 06:07 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
She has fairly wide shoulders in comparison to her hips and a strong jaw for a woman. So much debate over the poor girl.

Perfect Stu 08-09-2007 06:17 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
What does skinniness or fatness have to do with build? You don't put on weight to your skeletal structure. Shoulders, wrists, ribcage (for the most part...being really fat can hide the ribcage thing)



Is she bigger than the average chick? Yes. No doubt...but she's hardly freakish like you make it seem.

*edit*

I think we can all agree that Olivia Munn, also of G4, is hotter. Especially if she happens to be wearing Princess Leia gold bikinis.



:stud:

KillerGremlin 08-09-2007 08:30 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
and i think we all can agree that a girl on a nerd tv show doesn't somehow make her special and thus we can conclude that you can do much much much better for hotness

mystical stigma nerd bull :p

Typhoid 08-09-2007 09:25 PM

Re: Remember Morgan Webb?
 
Quote:

Remember Morgan Webb?
No.



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