Fav movie/ Quote from that movie
 

We have a favorite movie post, but what is you favorite quote (or set of quotes) from THAT movie... just wondering... my fav movie is Cradle will Rock, and my fav well, conversasion is:

John Houseman : I've always said the play would be better on a bare stage.
Orson Welles : Actually, Hallie said that.
John Houseman : No, I said it first.
Orson Welles : No you didn't.
John Houseman : Yes I did.
Orson Welles : No, you didn't!
John Houseman : Yes, I did!
Orson Welles : No, you DIDN'T!
John Houseman : Yes, I BLOODY WELL DID!
Orson Welles : Oh, *fine*, Jack! You win, you've got the biggest creative dick, okay?
John Houseman : Thank you.

Oh yeah, and two of my other favs:

John Houseman : As the producer, I can fire anybody I want, and I am f*cking fired!

Gray Mathers : Get in the car! Now!
Countess LaGrange: Perhaps you've mistaken me for a spaniel.

It's... it's a dinosaur!
Uh huh!

You bread raptors?
*nods*

:)

The price is wrong b*tch :)

"I believe I said, Good Day..."

" Look at me, Look at me you sloppy Bitch!"

-Back To The Future

Favorite conversation:

HARTMAN: How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN: Bullsh*t! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN: Holy dogsh*t! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fu*k a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!

And my favorite quote:

HARTMAN: You climb obstacles like old people fu*k!

Wayne's World

Garth: Yeah, its like people only do things because they are paid to do it. (he says this while wearing all Reebok clothing)

And in ScarFace:

Say hello to my little frien

Major Payne:

I'm sorry Mr. Handicapped man, I did not mean to offend you.

LOTR.

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Yes
Aragorn: NOt nearly frightened enough, I know what hunts you.

I sort of glued myself.. to myself... American Pie

"Have you ever danced with the Devil in a Pale Moon Light Joker in BatMan

"Wipe yourself off..you dead Chris Tucker in Rush Hour

"If it can bleed, we can kill it"- Arnold from Predator.

from The 6th Day

Schwarzannegger: "You should try cloning youself. Then you can go f.uck youself."

also, in another arnolg movie (might have been true lies, but I can;t remember), after Arnold drops a guy off a cliff, someone asks him what he did to the guy, and he says:

"I let him go"

That's from Commando.

Here's one of my favourites:

"Billy likes soda. Miss Lippy's car..... is green."

Oh and another:

"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"

Almost Heroes:

Man: Look! Its a monster!

(men start firing)

Captain: Hey! Hey! Its only a squirrel.....

Man: Its got something in its hand!

(men continure firing)

Men: We can't kill it!

The Matrix:

"Dodge This!"

Home Alone:

"Keep the change you filthy animal!"

I forgot one:

Pippin: Whats that?
Merry: THis my freind, is a pint!
Pippin: It comes in pints? Im getting one.

Stick around Arnie in Predator (PS Germanator, I think it is 'If it bleeds, we can kill it')

Come with me if you want to live Arnie in T2

Hasta la vista, baby (legendary)

Get away from her, you b*itch! Ellen Riply, Aliens

You're already dead. The question is, what are you going to do about it. I think it's Riply who says that in Alien³.

Ehm... let me think! :D

Haha, i for got one:

Total Recal: Old woman when Arnie takes the suitcase from her:

F*ck you, you A$$ hole! : In an old woman voice

"You went down thirty years ago, you just don't know it yet."-John Sullivan talking to Jack Shepard in Frequency.



Not exactly the best but everybody else took my other ones....

Chip: wheres mrs crock?
norm mcdonald:uhh..
Chip: what did you do with mrs crock? where is she?
norm and dave chappel: uh .. i don know
Chip:what happend? where is mrs crock?what did you do with her? what did you do?
:hesitation:
norm: uh.. i dont know.

BOOM!!!

:dave chappell hits chip with a lamp:

norm: what did you do that for?
dave:...i was scared


from "screwed"

funniest movie ever.


EDIT: that actually might be way off cause that happened more than once in the movie.

The Mask

"Would somebody stop me!"

From Nothing to Lose :

M. Lawrence - "See this white boy? This a gun. You afraid of guns."

T. Robbins - "Boy, did you ever pick the wrong guy on the wrong day."

Rush Hour 2 :

*guy falls out window and lands on car* [Outake]

Chris Tucker - "Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3."

Home Alone :

Kevin McAllister - "Ya better come get me before I call the cops."

Marv - "Harry, he's gonna call the cops!"

Harry - "From a treehouse?"

That's definitely one of my favs :D.

watch this to understand!!!!!!

Morpheus: You think that's air your breathing now?:D

The Matrix:

Neo: Holy ****!
Morpheous: Yeesssss.

and anotherone from the matrix that i put up

The Oracle: Smell godd, don't they?:D

I will enjoy watching you die... mr. Anderson!
My name... is... NEO!
:D

Haha! Make that No, I am your father! :p

y doesnt anyone download my thingy????????:baby:

LMAO! I loved that quote!

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.
(Hicks, Aliens)