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Professor S 02-03-2005 03:45 PM

Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
I just finished reading the NRA Varmint Hunter (yes, you read that right) review over at IGN and I have to say that its friggin' hilarious. The game scored a 1.0 and even the breakdown at the end is funny as hell. Highly recommended.

http://pc.ign.com/articles/582/582748p1.html

Blackmane 02-03-2005 03:50 PM

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Lol, that game sounds horrible.

This is why the NRA should stay out of videogame making.

Jonbo298 02-03-2005 03:52 PM

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:lol: 9.3 Reader Average :lol:

Blackmane 02-03-2005 03:55 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Oh man, I didn't even see that!

Are the readers just being stupid and saying it's great because IGN said otherwise, or does IGN just hate the NRA?

bobcat 02-03-2005 03:56 PM

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that is such a rip off of deer hunter

Fox 6 02-03-2005 03:58 PM

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This game needs slightly less killing of varmints and slightly more killing of itself.
:rofl:

Jonbo298 02-03-2005 04:09 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackmane
Oh man, I didn't even see that!

Are the readers just being stupid and saying it's great because IGN said otherwise, or does IGN just hate the NRA?

It's quite obvious ;)

Neo 02-03-2005 04:27 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
/me strikes NRA Varmint hunter from Christmas list.

Neo 02-03-2005 04:44 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
While we're at it, remember this turd?

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure...tml?q=survivor


Blackmane 02-03-2005 04:53 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Hey, that survivor game looks awesome!! I'm counting the days until I have the money to buy that...






...then burn it.

Typhoid 02-03-2005 05:45 PM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Wow.


That game looks so horrible, I actually want to rip my eyes out of their sockets, blend them up with some rubarb and strawberries, put some ice cream in there, take it out, put chocolate on it, and eat it.


You know what....forget the part about the eyes. Im making a Milkshake.

GameMaster 02-03-2005 06:16 PM

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The horrible rating actually is actually enticing me to play the game and experience the badness for myself.

Oh well...

Dylflon 02-03-2005 06:55 PM

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Could it be? The Gigli Of video games?

KillerGremlin 02-20-2005 02:49 AM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Hahahaha.....best ending ever.

"10 Lasting Appeal
Darn right that's a ten you're looking at. I'll be playing this ***t forever. "

Crono 02-20-2005 09:31 AM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Extreme Paintbrawl got a 0.7 overall:

http://pc.ign.com/articles/160/160455p1.html

"The biggest problem that I had with this game was it's incredibly poor Artificial Intelligence, and I would go as far to say that this game has Artificial Stupidity. After outfitting my team with guns, extra ammo, and plenty of compressed air, we entered the urban assault arena to battle it out against a rival crew. What did the rest of my guys do? They all ran into the wall and got stuck in a corner . . . brilliant!!!"

They even made sequels to the game... which all received ****ty scores, too.

Ginkasa 02-20-2005 09:44 AM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono
Extreme Paintbrawl got a 0.7 overall:

http://pc.ign.com/articles/160/160455p1.html

"The biggest problem that I had with this game was it's incredibly poor Artificial Intelligence, and I would go as far to say that this game has Artificial Stupidity. After outfitting my team with guns, extra ammo, and plenty of compressed air, we entered the urban assault arena to battle it out against a rival crew. What did the rest of my guys do? They all ran into the wall and got stuck in a corner . . . brilliant!!!"

They even made sequels to the game... which all received ****ty scores, too.


Aw.... You beat me to it ^_^


/me shrugs and walks away

Happydude 02-20-2005 10:51 AM

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:rofl:

NRA should definetly stop making games. and whoever made paintbrawl also.

Stray_Bullet 02-20-2005 11:55 AM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
I'd say... after seeing this screen, I'm sold!:
http://media.pc.ign.com/media/718/71...g_2572866.html

"Day-amn, that varmint's doin one of 'em native indian calls!"

AzeaL 02-20-2005 03:43 PM

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Looks incredibly dumb.

Stonecutter 02-20-2005 08:04 PM

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I'll see your:





Quote:

Originally Posted by Neo
While we're at it, remember this turd?

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure...tml?q=survivor




And raise you

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/go...s+and+generals

Stray_Bullet 02-22-2005 12:51 AM

Re: Worst Score I've Ever Seen.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stonecutter
I'll see your:....
And raise you....

... :lol:

I think the production length of that game was much similar to the length of the film.

Seth 02-22-2005 02:15 AM

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I bought paintbrawl back in the day....ugh




oh well.


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