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Neo 01-24-2005 11:23 AM
Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050123/80/favg0.html

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Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave

PARIS (Reuters) - A Frenchman lost in a labyrinth of disused mushroom caves said he had survived 35 days by eating rotten wood and clay, after being rescued only thanks to a teachers' strike.


Jean-Luc Josuat-Verges, 48, told French newspapers he had gone to the deserted caves at Madiran in the Pyrenees in December seeking isolation during a spell of depression which had left him considering suicide.


While wandering through the cave network the father-of-two's torch stopped working, and he was unable to find his way out.


His abandoned car was found 35 days later by three children who were not at school because their teachers were on strike. The children alerted police who rescued Josuat-Verges from the caves. French media said he had lost 18 kg (40 lb) and was "weak".

DimHalo 01-24-2005 11:35 AM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
See, the perfect example of why there should be no school for the yougins

GameMaster 01-24-2005 01:04 PM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
I hope he seeks help for his suicidal thoughts. Although it appears the mushrooms from the cave erased that desire from his mind. Scientists are still unsure how the mushrooms did this but they are investigating it now.

Canyarion 01-25-2005 04:37 PM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
:rolleyes: GameMaster, what can I say........ +rep :p

Anyway.... wow that's amazing. If I had known this story last friday, I could have told it during college. We had some stuff about shrooms.

Blackmane 01-31-2005 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Canyarion
Anyway.... wow that's amazing. If I had known this story last friday, I could have told it during college. We had some stuff about shrooms.
You have a class about shrooms? What college are you going to? ;)

Anyway, that is amazing that he could live in there if he could barely see in the first place and was somehow managing to find food.

The Germanator 01-31-2005 12:43 PM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
Super Mario would have excelled in a mushroom cave...He'd be as strong as ever.

Dyne 01-31-2005 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Germanator
Super Mario would have excelled in a mushroom cave...He'd be as strong as ever.
Depends on the mushrooms, though. It might be full of poison mushrooms. Then he'd be lost forever. : o

Happydude 01-31-2005 02:50 PM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
pfft, wish i could find a shroom cave :p


anyway, poor guy. and lack of education could in fact be a good thing :p

Jonbo298 01-31-2005 10:33 PM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
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Originally Posted by Dyne
Depends on the mushrooms, though. It might be full of poison mushrooms. Then he'd be lost forever. : o
Only lost? He'd just say "Screwa dis, I'ma gonna kill me selfa!"

/me did a horrible Mario impression

Happydude 02-01-2005 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonbo298
Only lost? He'd just say "Screwa dis, I'ma gonna kill me selfa!"

/me did a horrible Mario impression
never again Jonbo...never again.

Jonbo298 02-01-2005 12:19 AM
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I promise..:sneaky:

And interesting thing I see, when you quote a /me it changes to the person who did the quote...interesting :hmm:

The Germanator 02-01-2005 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonbo298
I promise..:sneaky:

And interesting thing I see, when you quote a /me it changes to the person who did the quote...interesting :hmm:
Interesting...
/me is an idiot

Somebody want to quote/reply me on that? :sneaky:

Acebot44 02-01-2005 12:37 AM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Germanator
Interesting...
* The Germanator is an idiot


Somebody want to quote/reply me on that? :sneaky:
Eh??

GameMaster 02-01-2005 12:38 AM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Germanator
Interesting...
* The Germanator is an idiot


Somebody want to quote/reply me on that? :sneaky:
Is there a problem, Officer?

The Germanator 02-01-2005 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Acebot44
Eh??
Don't you see? If you had quoted me, it would have said "*Acebot44 is an idiot" Couldn't you hav humored me? :(

Typhoid 02-01-2005 12:54 AM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
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Originally Posted by The Germanator
Don't you see? If you had quoted me, it would have said "*Acebot44 is an idiot" Couldn't you hav humored me? :(


He did quote you....didn't.......he? :confused:

The Germanator 02-01-2005 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Typhoid
He did quote you....didn't.......he? :confused:
Oh yeah, he did...

I will now officially apologize for these last few posts which I can only describe as "ill-advised." It was an experiment gone wrong, and my only excuse is my own youthful indiscretion. I hope that you, the Gametavern Communtiy, can forgive my regrettable actions, and we can all move on from this despicable incident. Thank you.


-Officer Carl Winslow

GameMaster 02-01-2005 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by The Germanator
Oh yeah, he did...

I will now officially apologize for these last few posts which I can only describe as "ill-advised." It was an experiment gone wrong, and my only excuse is my own youthful indiscretion. I hope that you, the Gametavern Communtiy, can forgive my regrettable actions, and we can all move on from this despicable incident. Thank you.


-Officer Carl Winslow
And after Carl issued an official 'Officer Apology', the entire Winslow family, along with Danny Tanner and Fred Rogers, gathered together for a birthday celebration.

The End.

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/germ.swf

Happydude 02-01-2005 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by GameMaster
And after Carl issued an official 'Officer Apology', the entire Winslow family, along with Danny Tanner and Fred Rogers, gathered together for a birthday celebration.

The End.

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/germ.swf
:rofl:

Blackmane 02-01-2005 10:20 AM
Re: Man survives 35 days lost in mushroom cave
 
Haha, GM slays me.

I loved all those shows, btw. Classics.


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