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Don't be complaining about headaches.

I get to go to the doctor tomorrow for what is quite possibly the most embarassing health fiasco I have yet to have.

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Ooh! What is it?


/me shrugs and walks away

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I had shingles when I was 16. Let's talk about embarasing.

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I had chicken pox when I was in 7th grade, so I feel your pain.

Link: Tearing. External. Urethra. Enough said.

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Next time, bring your helmet to the game, son.

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I'm not sure how it happened, but yeah...I think it happened when I took a direct blow during gym.

The pain is not the worst part. It was the conversation I had with my parents explaining WHY I needed to go to the doctor......

And I haven't even been to the doctor yet.

Hopefully, I can look back on this and laugh my ass off.

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I thought you contracted it. My bad.

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Oh no....that would suck.

Although, external tearage of the urethra is probably just as bad.

I'm going to cringe and cry if the word "stitches" comes up tomorrow.

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What the hell are shingles?

Because all I know of them are as roofing tiles....

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Pretty much herpes simplex around the trunk of your body. 98% of the time, people over 70 get it.

And when I say herpes, it really means the chicken pox. so that's twice for me.

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From what I understand, its like the adult chicken pox. If you avoid chicken pox as a child, you (likely) get shingles as an adult.

Ironically, its apparently more dangerous as shingles than it is chicken pox...

And uh... Sorry I asked, KG...

*shudder*


/me shrugs and walks away

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Actually, shingles is probably no more dangerous then chicken pox for someone in their prime. The only reason why it is more dangerous as an elder is because their immune systems are weaker.

Don't be sorry you asked. Be sorry that I might have to get my wang operated on.

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I understood everything except 'urethra'. What is it? Picture?

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Lol......didn't you take health? Or maybe my "state of the art school" has a better health program?

Urethra = the "tube" were fluids pass

www.dictionary.com <-------- definition

www.google.com <------ pictures

And if you have taken health, please kick your health teacher in the nuts for me. Everyone should know these basic terms. I mean, you got your respiratory system, your digestive system and so forth. Too bad we live in a world shielded by moronic politicians and their moronic half-assed ways.

I did a poll and like half the kids I talked to had no idea what the Morning After Pill was. Isn't that scary?

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I know the terms.

Exactly how did you tear it?:)


Shingles can be extremely painful. And, many times it only appears on one half of the body. Many cases can last for a year. People become bed ridden. phuh




Has anyone had their prostate checked yet? When's the average age for having the prostate first checked?

I can't say I'm looking forward to the experience.

Anyway, are you going to be put under when the operation happens are just numbness?


I haven't had a general health checkup in many many years....

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I'm not 100% sure how I tore it, although, I think it happened during gym because I got hit in the dick and it hurt like crazyness.

Honestly, I really have NO idea how they are going to fix it. But, I've had stitches before, and it's not healing on its own....so who knows. Hopefully they can laser it.

IF stitches are involved, I want to be put under, yes.

The mental stress of enduring a surgery like that would be horrendous.

Edit: You're supposed to get a prostate checkup every few years after the age of 40 or so. Actually, you're supposed to get a colonoscopy, where they insert a camera with a wire up your rectal cavity and check it out. Despite the uncomfortableness of it all, it WILL help prevent colon cancer, and colon cancer will kill you. The bad things are easily outweighed by the good.

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I have done the deed of Bolding every word I don't think the majority of us like to hear with the underlined word.

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Well, that's why your my forum hero.

Dude, I had to see pictures of shankers in my mandatory (to graduate high school) health class. Don't be complaining to me about gross things.

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Im not, I get to see a private-part every single day.

Sometimes I get to see it more than once.



Oh...other peoples.....thats like....half of the experience of porn and none of the fun.

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Do you like big red lumpy things growing out of other big red lumpy things? Hell, does anyone like big red lumpy things?

If someone ever asks you about shankers, run.