Time to start lying about your age
 

Because Kurt is 29. And those old bones can't be working as well as they used to.

Here's your present:

A plastic knife-proof thumb!

I'd also buy you a round, but I don't drink. Go get your own booze.

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Haha, happy birthday dude!

Have a good one.

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Happy Birthday old man :p

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Happy Birthday Strangler/ Professor.

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Happy Birthday.

Bush sucks.

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Happy birthday.

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Happy Birthday!

have a great two-nine.

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Have a good one Mr Chef

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Oh man.

You're so old.

Maybe you shouldn't be so proud when you beat us young people at an argument.

:p

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Yikes! You're a decade older than me!

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Have a great one! :)

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Yes indeed, happy birthday :)

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Thanks everyone. Sorry about the late reply but I work at a bar restaurant and St. Patties weekend is nuts.

As for the arguments, well, someone has to learn you whippersnappers a thing or two.

Dagnabbit.

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always nice to be reminded that im not the oldest here. :)

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Happy Birthday.

I find it funny when people spell it St. Patty or better yet St. Patties instead of St. Paddy (the correct way, you old man). It makes me think of hamburger patties. Almost like he's the patron saint of hamburgers.

Speaking of which, that's a great idea. I can't wait until the Pope sanctifies some American or German or whoever as the patron saint of hamburgers. I'd worship him.