WTF? First off all you cant even see my ass in the picture. And second...I aint no Redneck...Im not from the south, I guess you dont have to be from the south to be a Redneck, but still im not a redneck...You obviously couldnt think of anything bad to say about my picture, so you made some **** up. And who the hell are you to make fun of everyone here, your just a damn Newbie.

His opinions were quite commical.

newbie? there are many people who have been here longer than you, does that mean you are a newbie? just because he says something you may not particularly like, and my not be true, doesnt mean you've got to call him a noob. i remember in ndose where people made long posts about how this whole noob thing was stupid. hmmm whatever

yeah joe that was pretty commercial lol

:lol:

*coughs*


hmmmm...whree is your pic? i would like to see it...see how many "nice" things people would say about you.;)

I think I'm beginning to like Doctor Zhivago. :D

Doctor Zhivago, thanks to my friend bluefire, i was aware of what you said about me, and you have no idea how much that made me laugh!

I love how you judge people just by pictures, it's funny! Because if you knew one thing about me you'd know i'm the complete oppostie of a jock! So i'm big. wow, that must make ME an asshole right?

You're a bright one

Isn't there some rule against calling people foreign retards?

*looks at the rules*

Nope. Nothing about foreign retards in the rules. There are some lines about flaming, but don't worry about it.

Do you honestly think that I'd post a picture of myself after upsetting so many people? I'm dumb, not stupid. Anyways, why are you so mad, Jason1? You're acting like gekko. It's all just a joke, nothing to get bitchy about. Aside from that, I didn't really even insult anyone. I said that Angrist is attractive. What's wrong with that? I think I greatly complimented him. I said that The Germanater looks like a pothead who plays sports. That isn't a bad thing. I really dig his look. It kind of says "I'm a laid back, cool, pothead who sometimes gets drunk and passes out on the floor...and then wakes up in a whore house somewhere in South Africa. Where am I?" That's all cool with me. Potheads are fun people if you aren't around them for too long. I said that some people here look like dumb jocks. Again, what's the big deal. They're probably too popular to care and too stupid to read it.

I said nothing about Andromida! Do you hear me?!

Edit the first: I forgot to mention why I sid the redneck thing about you, Jason1. So sorry. Anyway, you just look like a typical redneck - one who left his cowboy hat and gun back in his four wheeler, of course. And judging by the expression on your face, I'd say that there was something very large stuck in your anus that was giving you pain.

Edit the second: Non-Dusk, you take the Doctor for a fool?! The Doctor will have your head for this, you street rat! I will turn GameMaster on you. Do not think I won't!

Edit the third: He likes me! BLueFire really likes me! Will you be my new daddy?

Edit the fourth: Heh, I think BreakABone's picture was just a picture of Spike Lee. I feel stupid now. I guess I would have realised that earlier had the whole thing shown up.

QUOTE]Edit the second: Non-Dusk, you take the Doctor for a fool?! The Doctor will have your head for this, you street rat! I will turn GameMaster on you. Do not think I won't![/quote]

YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE SEVERED FIRST

.......

Please don't hurt me, Noodles.

Yes.

Today I got a bitch and a new father. I also got caught up in a fun little war of words with some of the members. I'm the luckiest boy in the world!

Yes, you are son...

*slips poison in his coke* there now. I know you're thirsty.

And you also got your head cut off!

Can you be my bitch?

You know nothing. Bitch owners don't become bitches themselves. Unless, of course, they are ever taken captive by a group of savages who worship ears of corn.

*Becomes a savage*
*Takes you captive*
*Worships corn*

Bitch.

It isn't that easy, Mr. Manson. These things take time...and shiny things that distract the real savages.

Hmm... Calling Angrist attractive and making fun of everyone else... :hmm:

I think he comes from some kind of alternate dimension where everything is the opposite of how it is here... :hmm:

And if BlueFire is your daddy then that makes me your Grand pappy so come on over and curl up next to the fire and I'll tell you about the time I fell into a puddle of water and ended up in China.

So one day I was sitting around a bon fire with my army buddies munching on shrooms when the jolly green giant came out screamin' bloody mary and trying to rip my good friend Phil's shirt off when his gigantic Italian wife comes running out of the bushes trying to stop him, hitting him with a spatula and saying something in that dern canadian language. So we take the opportunity to run off into the woods and split up, so I go running off down towards a stream when I am confronted by Jesus! He tells me that I've been a bad person and he sent the Jolly Green Giant down to crush me for my sins. Well I throw some shrooms at him and his eyes light up and he drops to his knees and starts scoopin' em up, which allowed me to get away again. I wound up on the streets of New Orleans stumbling around in my underwear trying to bum a cigarette from someone when I meet up with Phil who told me that the others had been captured and taken to the Jolly Green Giant's lair behind the local Olive Garden. So we go running into the Olive Garden with our guns just shooting away at everything that moves when we realize that the crew from Sesame Street was there with a bunch of kids filming a special on how you should never trust Italian people. So big bird comes over and peck's Phil's eyes right out of his ****in' skull! So I quickly run outside, but I trip and fall face down in a puddle, and when I look up I'm surrounded with a bunch of damn asian people! I spent 10 years in a POW camp being forced to eat that god-awful food of theirs before Jesus came down and thanked me for the shrooms from 10 years before and transported me back to the good old US of A! Lemme tell you, after that experience I've greeted every Italian and Asian person I've seen with a swift kick in the ass!

And let that be a lesson to all of you damn kids, now if you'll excuse me I have a pot party to attend...

What? No opinion of me? Now I feel unloved...

im gonna have to say that stu can woop any of your asses. and that bobcat looks like some mexican actor i know

Did you even post your picture, jeepnut? I didn't see it.

yeah, bring it...bitches

you're friends with mexican actors?





cool.

(picture attached is me a year younger, and quite a bit weaker than I am today)

weaker? look at the size of those arms

that picture of Perfect Stu makes him look like some kind of goofy redneck person...

"GRRRMMM ME GUNNA GO OUT'N KILL ME SOME DEER WITH MA BARE HANDS *hits head on the frame of door on the way out, but doesn't flinch*"

Of course Stu is not a goofy redneck person, and is infact quite groovy...

:sneaky:

9th page, 10th post down and 11th post down.

15th page, 10th post down.

That's where you can find me. On the 15th page, that's js's pic but I'm in it. I'm the one eating to hamburger.

Oh what the hey I'll post the non-fudged-up version of that last picture I posted so the good doctor can make fun of me in some way...

TEE HEE LIKE OMFGZ

picture was taken at some other person's house when I was OUT doing STUFF with PEOPLE... So nyeh, Happydude :mad:

I don't like smiling for the camera...

...

Love me

Awwww. Deathshand, your so cute!

:retard: <---kinda like this.

I don't get it? Are you saying retards are cute?

If you say so :unsure:

You look tough and gansta-like.

Eat your heart out Perfect Stu! ;)

Ok here's a few taken from my Xmas party at work (GREASE THEME)

Oh I'm the guy in the blue jacket and white shirt

Ignore this post........

:(

*yes free post*

.......:sneaky:

No it was an accident...really!

And finally another one.

The guy who had his tie around his head had a bit too drink (kinda like me). If you do that with your tie (put it ova ur head) it means ur drunk in Japanese ;)

Nani? Foto wa doko desu ka?

Wa kari masen. Chotto mate.

Eto...........

Here's the Japanese Ceremony pic

I could of sworn it was a picture of you and your future wife :confused:

it was, but I didn't want to post it coz I thought it would be kinda............sad :unsure:

And it should be kept personal I think, forums ain't a place to be talking about gf's and stuff :unsure:

:rofl:

Nice pics guys!
Bobcat looks like a really funny and fun guy! :D

Deathshand, you look pretty cool! Better than the other pic where you looked into a webcam or something. Made you look very pale. This one's cool. :)


And doctor, I've always known I'm be best looking person on this forum! ;) :D

Yeah it is... I mean look at Shooter, he did it and everybody loved him... A girlfriend here, a girlfriend there, the constant changing of his rank to fit his new girlfriend, him and his ex-girlfriend bitching back and forth... what was the big deal? :confused:

BobCat's pics are fun-looking...they make me want to go to Japan...

And Bobcat, you look like that Dave Aizer guy that hosts that Nickelodean show Slime Time live...and you kinda look like Ben Stiller....kinda a mix of those two people...

True true
I knew I liked Angrist for a good reason. ;)
Yes you are the second best good looking person in the forum...and don't you forget it.:D

BTW DH's picture looks cool......his pic sorta reminds me of the matrix....and for some reason I can't imagine DH making all those posts........he just doesn't look like the type .