It was the Canadian flag head band that gave bouncer his awesome power.

Go Canada! :canada:

I like the fact that people are interested in my story...360 views!! yay!! I'm starting school again so I'll be posting the rest of Chapter 2 tonight.
Chapter 2 Part 3: 6 ppl, a robot, and a floating head.

Dyne, bouncer, happydude, and the Kanchii that ate Yoda standed surrounded by larger Fluffums. Still disoriented about Yoda being devoured, the three fight clumsily as the Kanchii stands there. Happydude unloading more and more rounds of his assault rifle, Dyne shooting more apple sauce at them, and bouncer running around nude blowing up Fluffums.

Losing ground, the Fluffum horde becomes harder and harder to diminish.

"Hey you stupid robot! Why don't you help us?!" shouted Dyne at the still robot.

Suddenly the robots TV screen face glowed red, and a circular crosshair design appeared on it. Pulling a guitar out of it's face, the Kanchii began to smash the Fluffums 2 by 2. The rest of the group was amazed by what such a robot could do. Gaining more morale by the robot's abilities, the group began to fight harder against the horde.

But, such efforts were still futile. They were beginning to be overwhelmed.

"This is the end.." said Happydude, placing the assault rifle underneath his chin, ready to blow himself away...

"Um, I don't think so."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Yep"

BOOSH! BOOSH! BOOSH! (my lame excuse of a tank noise* :D)

The group of four looked at the reinforcements that had come, Vash and Rndm_Perfection, both in Zebra's tank. But that could mean...that Zebra had indeed been killed in the fight up at the City of The North. Vash and Rndm emptied more rounds into the group of Fluffums. Their help had pushed back the Fluffum horde somewhat more. Vash jumped out of the tank, and emptied more rounds into the Fluffums. A Evolved Fluffum, which was about to jump Vash, was hit hard by a weird furry bullet of sorts.

"Huh?..what the heck?...Zebra?"

To Be Continued..

Ok So I lied about posting the rest of Chapter 2...I like cliffhangers :D

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thats when you take the keyboard and kick his ass with it then he cant complian about typing loud while hes complianing about the pain mahahahaha :devil: =-D

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Hey I might be alive again...interesting, that was a good edition, I especially liked the end...but of course I would. +rep

Ooh... Applesauce!

As long as there isn't any evil Pork Chops or anything, I think I could serve up some ass with that and my vacuum. >: D

ah yes..the power of applesauce is something that should not be underestimated.

Chapter 2 Part 4: Zebra, the Floating Head.

"Huh?..what the heck?...Zebra?!" exclaimed Vash in shock.

There, 5 feet away from him, was the floating head of Zebra.

"Hi Vash. What's up?" said the bodiless head.

"Your head. Now how are you alive after I placed a bullet right in the back of you skull?" said Vash.

"I'll explain later, for now, we gotta finish off these great balls of fluffiness." said Zebra.

With that, 6 people, a robot, and a floating head battled off the Fluffum horde. Vash continued to fire rounds from his .45 Colt. Rndm_Perfection fired AOL CDs and Tank rounds. Bouncer enticed the Fluffums with his brief nudity and grenades. Dyne, used the power of applesauce (beware it's true nature!). Happydude fired emptied clip after clip of the assault rifle. The Kanchii played deafening notes on his guitar. After all the Fluffums were gone, the team got into the tank and rested for a bit.

Dyne pulled out some glasses and emptied applesauce into it. "Applesauce anyone?" said Dyne.

"NO!" said the rest of them in unison, having already been covered in applesauce.

Suddenly, a giant hand furry hand grabbed the tank, throwing all of the group off guard. The beast brought the tank to it's eyes, and stared right at the group.

"I am the evil of the East, Kumakataka, leader of the Yamaruzigazas(the Fluffums), you dare defeat my children?!" hissed Kumakataka, tightening his grip on the tank. "You shall pay!!!"

"He's all talk," said Rndm_Perfection, "let's attack his eyes."

With that, the 8 members attacked the eyes of Kumakataka(who shall be known as Big K), and it howled in pain, dropping them.

"They're weakness is applesauce, but I think that just slow motion applesauce won't help at all. We need someone to throw the applesauce at high speeds..." said Dyne.

"I can do that," said Zebra, "just put a apple in my mouth and I'll float towards him at high speeds."

"Ok," said Dyne, putting a apple in Zebra's mouth.

Zebra flew at high speeds towards Big K's eyes, but when he hit it, it only did minimal damage.

Suddenly, Kanchii's face glew and grabbed Zebra, shoved an apple into his mouth, put him into the Tank barrel, and fired him at Big K's eyes.

It made a direct hit, and also sent Big K crashing towards the tank. The group rushed away in the tank, and felt the shockwave of the evil of the East crashing down.

"Two down, two to go," said Zebra.

"Now you gotta tell me WHY you are a floating head and not a dead corpse of evil." said Vash.

"Um...it's a long story.."

To BE CONTINUED (I love those words)

By the way, there will be about 6 Chapters, just to inform you. I should be able to finish by the end of the week. Chao!

I'm a floating head! Interesting, I love all the random ways of attacking, such as applesauce..and, well I guess a normal person would just say it's stupid, but this story is quite amusing and very fun to read. Good Job Vash, keep em' coming.

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this has got to be the wierdest ****in story i have ever read, And its damn good too

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i like assault rifles :)

The story is kinda stupid. Does anyone else think it's weird that Ginkasa doesn't complain about this story but he manages to complain whenever I post Battle Royale?

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there are two resons i can think of
#1 this storys too screwed up to criticize and
#2 its soo fun to criticize you dyflon j/k

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I'm glad I killed your character. lol.

Im thinking the exact same thing.

*sniffle* no one likes my story?...waaah!! oh well, I'll just write some more then :D

Since I am behind on my chapters, I'm gonna post my first subchapter, there will be 1 subchapter after every 2 chapters, meaning there will be 3 subchapters and 6 chapters...just for your information.
Subchapter 1: The Zebra head

"Ok, so where should I begin.." pondered the head of Zebra, who we will now refer to as HoZ. (Not Hero of Zelda, Head of Zebra...haha...lame joke..sigh)

"About how you are able to live after I shot you in the head and that you are a floating and talking head now." said Vash.

"Oh and How you Crap and Eat and Breath and Sleep and stuff..." added Happydude.

"Well, the evil of the North tried to slow down the impact of the bullet, or at least lessen the damage, but the evil was killed, but his powers remained inside the body. Your bullet broke my spinal cord, letting my head pop off. " said Zebra

Everyone looked at him like he was some sort of weird turd in a toilet.

"Ahem," continued Zebra, "I woke up, not knowing how the heck I was alive or why I couldn't move my body. I began to try to lift my body up until my skin tore my head from the rest of my body, and that's how I got here today."

"How about how you crap, eat, breath, sleep, and other stuff." said Happydude.

"Um, well, I can't crap, since the food has no place to go. I can breath, because I have no lower body so I can breath from my nose and my neck now..." said Zebra sadly, "and I can sleep by just floating, and I play soccer for fun with my head."

"...." was the only thing everyone said during the rest of the trip to the South...




End of Subchapter 1.

The weirdest Sub/Chapter yet.

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When do I make my cameo appearance?