A man walks into a psychiatrists office screaming "I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!!!"

The doctor says: "Sit down and relax, you're two traditional forms of Native American shelter native to the mid-west and north east."

GET IT????

AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!

*cough*

in response to the Stangler's joke...

Sixty-one posts and not a single good joke.

What the hell were you expecting here?


:p

More bad jokes coming your way.....
 

A very fat woman got on a crowded bus. She stood in the aisle, looked around, and loudly complained, "Isn't anybody going to give me a seat?"

A thin man stood up and said, "I'll be glad to make a contribution."


Hey, at least it's a nice, clean joke, right. :)

Here are a few Woody Allen quotes that I found. These are actually pretty funny (Well, he is Woody Allen, after all).


"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said "no"."

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy."

"My brain - it's my second favorite organ."

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience."

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
love."


Gotta love Woody Allen.

I was watching AFV and a monkey stuck his finger up his butt and sniffed it. He then fainted!


:rofl:

:unsure:

*shrgs and walks away*

What is AFV?

America's Funniest Videos... or maybe it's Home Videos.... whatever...


*shrugs and walks away*

The Woody Allen thing was actually pretty funny.

I don't think so...

but his new show "8 Rules for dating my own teenage daughter" is hilarious :lol:

:sneaky:

Not funny, Stu. No one, and I ****ing mean no one makes fun of Woody Allen. *shoves PerfectStu's head in toilet and flushes*

Woody Allen is a perverted piece of sewage waste. He's ugly, stupid, definately not funny, and I would like to play basketball with his peanut-like head...

:nya:

Umm..



*runs away*

Wether or not you like Woody Allen or not as a person, he is pretty much one of the funniest people alive. He may be a pervert, but he is one damn funny pervert.