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these words: "Hey guys, remember The Person Above You thread? Remember what happened to it? It was because people kept posting single sentences, remember? You know, I've been thinking. Xantar is retiring, but he's not gone yet. He doesn't seem to like single sentence posts very much. I have the feeling he's watching this topic like a hawk. A hawk, I tell you! So maybe you guys should put more substance into your posts, because I have the feeling that you've just been warned."
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Now on with the story They decided to.... kick the next person who posts a one liner in the balls. Tired of their plans to resurrect Shooter (who would want to anyway lol) the four drank in Ric's bar and tried to organise a golden handshake for Xantar when he retires hoping a nice kind mod would give him a bunch of dblns or something. Link1130 and The_Dunadan advance their plans, they now intend to kidnapp Neo and get dblns and custom ranks outta him, but, where would they find him, none other than in..... |
his closet hiding.. So they kidnapped him and forced him to go to the secret dblns vault inside a secret place, Neo was about to give up any hope when..
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...when the local GameTavern citizens turned on the GameMaster flood light signal. There high in the sky was an image of an Alien just like in GameMaster's avatar. Within seconds GameMaster arrived at the scene. With only one objective, to save...
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...Neo of course. Be he fails ultimately as everyone ignores him and his horrible efforts of being a hero. But eventually he gets so annoying that Link1130 and The_Dunadan.......
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...lavish him with doubloons. When GameMaster tries tasting a doubloon...
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...his mouth turns green and his tongue falls off. Screaming in a muffled, tongue-less way, Gamemaster runs off to glue his tongue back on.
Meanwhile, The 4 heros, C.H., Ric, Blackmane, and fingersman all hear of Neo's kidnapping from a local boy who saw it happen. They knew immedietly that The_Dunadan and Link 1130 were planning to do so they ran from their drinks in search of the secret vault where all Dblns. and custom rank pink slips are kept, for they knew Neo would be there with the 2 evil villians. To find out where the vault was, they asked the all-knowing guru named.... |
...LoudHowardZERO! He replied with a simple...
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"Look under your noses."
The 4 heroes were extremely baffled by this tidbit of wisdom. C.H- What did he mean by right under our noses? The vault must be right nearby. fingersman- Hey Ric, can you check under my nose for me? I can't see down there. Ric- Im pretty sure thats not what he meant fingersman. Blackmane- Maybe......maybe its UNDERGROUND! "Right under our noses!" fingersman- Lets head for the subway entrance right over there, thats our best bet right now. So the 4 head into the subway and search around a bit when they come to an old maitenance door welded shut. All 4 give it a swift kick at the same time, but it doesn't budge. Ric is forced to use one of his UberGiga Terma-Bombs to blow the door off. When they look in they see a vast ocean of dblns. On a ramp in front of them is Neo held hostage by The_Dunadan and Link1130. Then... |
The the heroes are about to resuce Neo, a huge explosion rocks the safe. Doubloons fly everywhere as the heroes, villains, and victim fall topple each over. Once the tremors stop everybody runs outside so see who had done it. They gasped when they saw it was....
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CAMFU!!! With his evil army.
Camfu had been watching the whole time, and saw this as his chance to finally take over gametavern once and for all. C.H - Link1130, untie Neo, we're going to have to put our differences a side, we have a much bigger fish to fry. The_Dunadan laughs quietly under his breath, and then bursts out with laughter. The_Dunadan - hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link1130 - YOU FOULS!! We work for Camfu. Blackmane - If thats the case, I'LL UNTIE NEO MYSELF. But as Blackmane ran to Neo (who was tied up in a chair), Shooter fell from the sky and landed on Blackmane. Fingersman - BUT YOUR DEAD, and you have no desire to come back to life anyway. Shooter - I know, thats why. I'M NOT SHOOTER! Everyone looked at eachother in confusion. Shooter - I'M LoudHowardZERO! Blackmane, you can't untie Neo, IT'S A TRAP. A TRAP FOR ALL OF YOU. The_Dunadan - No, this is only a trap for those four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman & Blackmane). LoudHowardZERO - I'm afraid your mistaken, Camfu has fouled all of you. Ric - Well if thats not Neo...Who is it. LoudHowardZERO - I never said that it wasn't Neo, but i... Before LoudHowardZERO could finish his sentence, Neos army started charging towards them all. C.H - THERES TO MANY OF THEM, LETS SPLIT UP AND GET THE REST OF GT TO FIGHT WITH US. So they all split up and ran down alleyways and streets, and some of the soliders followed them. But LoudHowardZERO, The_dunadan & Neo stayed still. LoudHowardZERO - I know what your trying to do here Camfu, and i wont let you do it. The_Dunadan - I don't understand Camfu, you haven't foul me. You told me everything. LoudHowardZERO - No he didn't tell you everything. DID YOU! Camfu - No, i suppose not. But either way, i have no use for him anymore. Camfu signalled one of his solidars, who then decapitated The_Dunadan. Camfu - The members of GT have no chance against me, with there ruler captured. And even if they try to free Neo, you know as well as i do. That wont do them any good... |
Link1130 cowered in fear of Camfu and the horror of the decapitated The_Dunadan.
Meanwhile, C.H, Blackmane, Ric, and fingersman were all running different ways trying to lose the warriors who were following them. C.H ran through many tight corridors, through houses, and managed to get fairly far until he ran out of breath and was forced to fight the warriors. He gave one a swift uppercut to the jaw, and spin-kicked a few more, but they just kept coming. Meanwhile, Blackmane was being overpowered by many warriors. He tryed to fight them off and did ok until one of them kicked him in the nuts causing him to squeam around in agony. All of a sudden, a gigantic boulder fell from the sky and knocked out all of the Camfu warriors. When Blackmane looked up in the sky, he saw it was BlueFire who had thrown the rock with his telekinetic powers. Blackmane- Wow, that was amazing. Teach me how to do that. BlueFire- You have potential to use telekinetic powers, but right now, we must save the rest of your friends. So they ran off to help C.H, Ric, and fingersman. First they found C.H who only had a few warriors left alive to fight. Bluefire- See that rake over there? Try to use your mind to move it and hit the evil warriors with it. Blackmane strained his mind trying to move it. It started to shake when it lurched and fell over on the ground. Blackmane was dissapointed, but then one of the warriors stepped on the end of the rake, and it went up and knocked him out. BlueFire- Well, you still need a lot of work. C.H- We need to find Ric and fingersman. They could be in trouble. Just then both Ric and fingersman walked up to them. Seems they found each other and fought off the warriors together. Ric- Man, those guys were weird. We need the help of the rest of GT if we are to save Neo from the evil Camfu. So the 4 went off to GT and rounded up everyone to go save Neo. When they went to the vault... |
.....they found that Neo was no longer there! The only one left was Link1130 trying to take as mnay doubloons as he could.
BLueFire asks, "Where is Neo?" Link1130 replies,"...... |
Link1130 - Neos gone.
C.H - What happened. Link1130 - A couple of people including shooter. Fingersman - But shooters dea... Link1130 - I mean, including the deathhands came to untie Neo. But when they did, Neo went mad and started to attack them. He killed them all. Neo's gone mad, and then he went with Camfu. Lordhowardzero - Just as i suspected. Ric - It's you, didn't any of the soliders try to get you. Lordhowardzero - Yes, but i was to fast. And if your wandering what happened to Neo. Somehow Camfu has control over him, he's no longer Neo. Although the really Neo is locked inside somewhere. Powerless to stop whats happening, another personality created by Camfu, and loyal to Camfu is controling Neo now. YES, it all fits together, thats what Camfu's experiments were all about. Ric - Experiments. Lordhowardzero - Well... |
CamFu stuck a mind control probe up his arse and now Neo bows to him.
fingersman - ewwww Blackmane - so what we gonna do C.H - have some cacti beer and discuss the matter so they go to the bar and drink away discussing plans when suddenly Shooter.... uuh I mean Phobos walks in. Phobos - Yo dudes, long time no see, anyway I just seen Neo running around like a madman beating newbies up. Ric - So... Phobos - So I only have 444 posts, he may consider me a Newbie. Ric - RIGHT... we gotsta stop him....... they leave the bar and.... |
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