Originally Posted by Rndm_Perfection
I can see it now...
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Jonbo, whilst watching television, notices Canyarion sneaking up behind him with a knife and questions, "Do you have a weapon? Are you... trying to kill me?"
Canyarion hesitates, and then replies in a calm tone, "Sure am..."
Jonbo merely groans and slumps deeper into his couch. "Too tired to run away," he complains as his left leg is stabbed repeatedly.
"That must hurt, I know I would fight back if I were you... here, I have a gun in the back, you could probably run and get it, then kill me," Canyarion suggested without considering the consequences of his words, "but then again, you're a lazy bastard."
Jonbo grunted slightly as the knife was thrust into his leg. After a minute of irritation, he swat his hand pathetically at the injury in vain. Not long after, his head dropped onto the arm of the couch and he muttered, "I'm getting cold... someone get me my blanket."
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