Heh... no, I'm quite hilariously underweight for my tallness. Glasses I can't help you with... I have inordinately good vision, depsite hours on end staring at CRT's.

A smile on my face? Whenever I smile I tend to look like a grinning maniac, so I avoid it. That's just my default expression, and yeah it does look a bit morose (I've even had random people in the street come up to me and tell me to cheer up), I just don't smile unless there's a good reason for it. It scares some people, since they tell me I have very piercing eyes.

Danchatsu, in the UK "fanny" is not-quite-derogatory slang for female genitalia. : sniggers again :