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Dear Self-Proclaimed Gay Man Who Appreciates Fashion,

Is it true that paisley is back?

Yours,

Straight Man Who Kind of Likes Project Runway Sometimes

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Make it work

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Yeah... UNFORTUNATELY... Paisley is kinda back in some aspects. As you can see if you view the tie website I posted, there's a lot of paisley ties and stuff.

I don't really know how that happened either. Ugh.

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ROFL WAFFLE. My GF watches that show and as a consequence I do too. Tim Gunn is awesome though, I like his cameos on Craig Ferguson.

Dear Typhoid,

When does it become gay? If I just lick the tip? If there is a condom on it?

Bi-curiously yours,

KG

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Dear KG/Butters,

It becomes gay the second your tongue, lips, teeth, nostrils or fingernails touch another man's penis. In this case, anyways. I mean, it would also be considered gay if any of those body parts were rubbed up against another man in an erotic sexual fashion, or possibly put into any orifices for the sole purposes of pleasure unless you were giving him a legitimate wet willy.

Chaotically yours, Typh.

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My Dearest Typhoid,

Just curious about your view on guys dating girls that are taller than them? I'm thinking about like a few inch difference at max.

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Dear Bond,

I personally find it weird when a guy is dating a girl taller than him. Maybe this is because I am fairly tall so I've rarely seen a girl actually taller than myself, or maybe it's because I just think it looks downright silly. Realistically, I don't think it would be a problem as long as she's not one of those girls who only likes taller guys. You may also get a constant stream of backhanded comments about how short you are, or how tall she is from all of your friends or onlookers passing on the street. And if you're thinking about a 'few inch difference' at the max - ask any girl around, a few inches makes all the difference.

Sloughfootingly yours, Typh.