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I don't wanna scald the little guy!

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personally I would just go with using a small animal but I'm a tree-hugger like that no microwaves GO GREEN

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fleshlight then.

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I knew a guy who warmed his fleshlight in the dishwasher because he liked to go in real wet

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You know too many guys.

edit: that's not a gay joke, it's just... all these creepy stories are creepy

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I've been on the internet for over a decade. They accumulate.

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shit man posts like that gonna get us all sent up for a good spankin' come morning

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Hey, this thread is full of fun-loving chatter! And I'm not sure what a fleshlight is, but I don't think I should find out!

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Do you not really know? I thought there was a universal knowledge of what a fleshlight was on the internet.

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just a flashlight nothing fancy

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Honestly I was expecting you to dig up the picture of the green fleshlight with the picture of Yoda with it.

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not in a mood to go dumpster diving the shit you find searching fleshlight on google image search is hairy

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Thanks for the heads up, I'm not looking.

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I've got a hankering for a Big Montana all of a sudden. Anybody else?