This being said, Link1130 screamed, "...

Ric, keep me out of this story -- I'm not going to say this again:

I AM DEAD.

I'm not going to be resurrected or anything -- keep me out of this story.

GOT IT?!

nostril. The_Dunadan woke up and saw the tramp was....

Richard Simmons in a thong! :eek: Richard forced his mouth around...

these words: "Hey guys, remember The Person Above You thread? Remember what happened to it? It was because people kept posting single sentences, remember? You know, I've been thinking. Xantar is retiring, but he's not gone yet. He doesn't seem to like single sentence posts very much. I have the feeling he's watching this topic like a hawk. A hawk, I tell you! So maybe you guys should put more substance into your posts, because I have the feeling that you've just been warned."

The members were silent. After a full minute, they finally decided to...

his closet hiding.. So they kidnapped him and forced him to go to the secret dblns vault inside a secret place, Neo was about to give up any hope when..

...when the local GameTavern citizens turned on the GameMaster flood light signal. There high in the sky was an image of an Alien just like in GameMaster's avatar. Within seconds GameMaster arrived at the scene. With only one objective, to save...

...Neo of course. Be he fails ultimately as everyone ignores him and his horrible efforts of being a hero. But eventually he gets so annoying that Link1130 and The_Dunadan.......

...lavish him with doubloons. When GameMaster tries tasting a doubloon...

...his mouth turns green and his tongue falls off. Screaming in a muffled, tongue-less way, Gamemaster runs off to glue his tongue back on.

Meanwhile, The 4 heros, C.H., Ric, Blackmane, and fingersman all hear of Neo's kidnapping from a local boy who saw it happen. They knew immedietly that The_Dunadan and Link 1130 were planning to do so they ran from their drinks in search of the secret vault where all Dblns. and custom rank pink slips are kept, for they knew Neo would be there with the 2 evil villians.

To find out where the vault was, they asked the all-knowing guru named....

...LoudHowardZERO! He replied with a simple...

"Look under your noses."

The 4 heroes were extremely baffled by this tidbit of wisdom.

C.H- What did he mean by right under our noses? The vault must be right nearby.

fingersman- Hey Ric, can you check under my nose for me? I can't see down there.

Ric- Im pretty sure thats not what he meant fingersman.

Blackmane- Maybe......maybe its UNDERGROUND! "Right under our noses!"

fingersman- Lets head for the subway entrance right over there, thats our best bet right now.

So the 4 head into the subway and search around a bit when they come to an old maitenance door welded shut. All 4 give it a swift kick at the same time, but it doesn't budge. Ric is forced to use one of his UberGiga Terma-Bombs to blow the door off. When they look in they see a vast ocean of dblns. On a ramp in front of them is Neo held hostage by The_Dunadan and Link1130.

Then...

The the heroes are about to resuce Neo, a huge explosion rocks the safe. Doubloons fly everywhere as the heroes, villains, and victim fall topple each over. Once the tremors stop everybody runs outside so see who had done it. They gasped when they saw it was....

CAMFU!!! With his evil army.

Camfu had been watching the whole time, and saw this as his chance to finally take over gametavern once and for all.

C.H - Link1130, untie Neo, we're going to have to put our differences a side, we have a much bigger fish to fry.

The_Dunadan laughs quietly under his breath, and then bursts out with laughter.

The_Dunadan - hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Link1130 - YOU FOULS!! We work for Camfu.
Blackmane - If thats the case, I'LL UNTIE NEO MYSELF.

But as Blackmane ran to Neo (who was tied up in a chair), Shooter fell from the sky and landed on Blackmane.

Fingersman - BUT YOUR DEAD, and you have no desire to come back to life anyway.
Shooter - I know, thats why. I'M NOT SHOOTER!

Everyone looked at eachother in confusion.

Shooter - I'M LoudHowardZERO! Blackmane, you can't untie Neo, IT'S A TRAP. A TRAP FOR ALL OF YOU.
The_Dunadan - No, this is only a trap for those four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman & Blackmane).
LoudHowardZERO - I'm afraid your mistaken, Camfu has fouled all of you.
Ric - Well if thats not Neo...Who is it.
LoudHowardZERO - I never said that it wasn't Neo, but i...

Before LoudHowardZERO could finish his sentence, Neos army started charging towards them all.

C.H - THERES TO MANY OF THEM, LETS SPLIT UP AND GET THE REST OF GT TO FIGHT WITH US.

So they all split up and ran down alleyways and streets, and some of the soliders followed them. But LoudHowardZERO, The_dunadan & Neo stayed still.

LoudHowardZERO - I know what your trying to do here Camfu, and i wont let you do it.
The_Dunadan - I don't understand Camfu, you haven't foul me. You told me everything.
LoudHowardZERO - No he didn't tell you everything. DID YOU!
Camfu - No, i suppose not. But either way, i have no use for him anymore.

Camfu signalled one of his solidars, who then decapitated The_Dunadan.

Camfu - The members of GT have no chance against me, with there ruler captured. And even if they try to free Neo, you know as well as i do. That wont do them any good...

Link1130 cowered in fear of Camfu and the horror of the decapitated The_Dunadan.

Meanwhile, C.H, Blackmane, Ric, and fingersman were all running different ways trying to lose the warriors who were following them.

C.H ran through many tight corridors, through houses, and managed to get fairly far until he ran out of breath and was forced to fight the warriors. He gave one a swift uppercut to the jaw, and spin-kicked a few more, but they just kept coming.

Meanwhile, Blackmane was being overpowered by many warriors. He tryed to fight them off and did ok until one of them kicked him in the nuts causing him to squeam around in agony. All of a sudden, a gigantic boulder fell from the sky and knocked out all of the Camfu warriors. When Blackmane looked up in the sky, he saw it was BlueFire who had thrown the rock with his telekinetic powers.

Blackmane- Wow, that was amazing. Teach me how to do that.
BlueFire- You have potential to use telekinetic powers, but right now, we must save the rest of your friends.

So they ran off to help C.H, Ric, and fingersman. First they found C.H who only had a few warriors left alive to fight.

Bluefire- See that rake over there? Try to use your mind to move it and hit the evil warriors with it.

Blackmane strained his mind trying to move it. It started to shake when it lurched and fell over on the ground. Blackmane was dissapointed, but then one of the warriors stepped on the end of the rake, and it went up and knocked him out.

BlueFire- Well, you still need a lot of work.

C.H- We need to find Ric and fingersman. They could be in trouble.

Just then both Ric and fingersman walked up to them. Seems they found each other and fought off the warriors together.

Ric- Man, those guys were weird. We need the help of the rest of GT if we are to save Neo from the evil Camfu.

So the 4 went off to GT and rounded up everyone to go save Neo. When they went to the vault...

.....they found that Neo was no longer there! The only one left was Link1130 trying to take as mnay doubloons as he could.

BLueFire asks, "Where is Neo?"

Link1130 replies,"......

Link1130 - Neos gone.
C.H - What happened.
Link1130 - A couple of people including shooter.
Fingersman - But shooters dea...
Link1130 - I mean, including the deathhands came to untie Neo. But when they did, Neo went mad and started to attack them. He killed them all. Neo's gone mad, and then he went with Camfu.
Lordhowardzero - Just as i suspected.
Ric - It's you, didn't any of the soliders try to get you.
Lordhowardzero - Yes, but i was to fast. And if your wandering what happened to Neo. Somehow Camfu has control over him, he's no longer Neo. Although the really Neo is locked inside somewhere. Powerless to stop whats happening, another personality created by Camfu, and loyal to Camfu is controling Neo now. YES, it all fits together, thats what Camfu's experiments were all about.
Ric - Experiments.
Lordhowardzero - Well...

they leave the bar...AND SUDDENLY THEY SEE SHOOTER!!!

Ric - OMG, he's really not dead.
C.H - What do we do.
Fingersman - Lets walk towards him slowly

As they walk closer, they realise that.

Blackmane - OH, it's just a life size picture of him, lets go and find Neo.

Thats what they thought, when infact it was sh...

... a robot. Like Zeta from Batman Beyond. Anyway, Ric lets fly with some intense robotic circuitry and manages to...

....make eggo waffles which eventually turns into a new enemy named.......

Allagatorader- Half Alligator, half gatorade.

So, anyway, Allagatorader stomps through Townsville and unleashes an outraged roar followed by a blast of gatorade energy from his mouth. Only one woman can tame this wily beast, it is none other than...

First thing: How the hell did we get from stealing doubloons and GT members against each other to some half alligator half gatorade originally from Eggo Waffles stomping through Townsville?






Second thing:


.........Kitana! She decides to use her super power to top the evil waffle/gatorade/alliagtor mosnter! She charges up her power and unleashes the mighty, unstoppable, super power beam of.......

...Rabbit crap, but it turns out that everyone was wrong and that she couldn't stop the beast. But it turns out that it was Xantar dreaming. And that Blackmane, C.H, Ric and Fingersman are still fighting Neo, who just blew up.

When Neo blew up, it turns out that it was just shooter dressed as Neo. Who is dead anyway. And that the real Neo, is watching from on top of a building. Camfu is standing next to him, and he signals his warroirs that are hiding all around the four. They warriors come in to fight them. And a massive brawl begins, the four (C.H, Ric, Fingersman and Blackmane) struggle to beat them back. As more and more warriors keep coming, it's to much. And the four get the ABSOLUTE crap kicked out of them. And get captured, and then get take back to the Gametavern castle. Which is suppose to be Neo's home, but is now the home of Camfu's army.

The four get thrown into the dungeon of the castle, where a dragon lives, who eats all the prisoners. Meanwhile, camfu's army is going around gametavern city recking havoc. Destroying homes and killing people. But our four heros are in the dungeon trying to fight of the dragon. Blackmane picks up...

......and XBox and bashes the dragon over the head with it! The dragon screams in pain and falls unconcious. Suddenly the dragon's back splits open. It was only a mechanical dragon suit! The heroes continue watching and find that the pilots were none other than that dastardly duo,,,,,,,

... Allagatorader and Kitana! Secretly teamed up the whole time! :eek: They teleport out to Townsville which is being destroyed by army men, plastic ones I believe. They fuse the plastic army men together and melt them to the ground with their energy beams and animal feces. But the army men are composed of T-1000! :eek: They all liquify together to become a giant, ...

....the heros are about to see what they T-1000s are about to turn into when they realize that they lost hold of their imaginations and saw that the two villains coming out of the dragon suit were actually......

....Rabbit which jumps up and flattens Alligatorade and Kitana. Meanwhile, the 4 are stunned that the dragon is no more and they go off to stop camfu and neo from destroying all of GT. First, they need a weapon that can hold off all of Camfu's warriors. They therefore go off in search of the fabled Gyra Orb which has the power to cripple Camfu's forces long enough for them to nab the 2 evil dudes. First, they have to find the orb hidden in a cave in the evil land of AdvanceGB. The 4 heros dread entering this land fearing for there scalps, but they remember that GT is on the line and they go in anyways. They trek through the harsh terrain and bad weather when they believe they found the right cave.

fingersman- Do you think this is the right cave?

Ric- That sign saying "Gyra Orb here" might mean its there.

Blackmane- Or it could be a trap. I nominate C.H to go in first.

C.H- Fine cowards, I will go and see.

So C.H goes into the cave and is pleasantly surprised to find...

... animal feces all the place. "Yep, this is AdvanceGb alright," he says! :D But a guardian blocks them from going any farther. It is a vetran who moved on to AdvancedGB after the reign of Nintendose. It is Z...

They all walk in the cave for about 5 hours, overwelmed by the shear length of the cave they begin to go insane.

Fingersman - The cave will never end
Echo - the cave will never end
Fingersman - WHO SAID THAT!
Echo - who said that
Fingersman - SHUT UP, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Echo - shut up, get out of my head
Ric - For **** sake fingersman, it's just your voice echoing
Fingersman - Ohh

The cave starts shaking, and falling apart.

C.H - ****E, We better get out ofhere before were crushed

So they all run out, but the dunadan and Link1130 hide in a corner when the four run past them. The cave callaposes behind the four as they run out. The dunadan and Link1130 get crushed.

Blackmane - BOLLOCKS!
C.H - What
Blackmane - WE WENT DOWN THE WRONG BLOODY CAVE! Thats the one we should have gone down.

Blackmane points to a larger cave close by, so the four go into the other cave.

... because a lengendary guardian has just flown over head. Stronger than Mew, more powerful than Lugia, more mysterious than the Unown, it's...

Casper! The five see the ghost and run away screaming. Casper bows his head and says. "I'll never make any friends..."



As the five escape the dreadful ectoplasm they breathe a sigh of relief. But it was too early. No sooner had they exhaled when suddenly......

... a large mountain troll entered the arena. The five had been psychically transported to a battle stadium. The crowd booed them in favor of the mountain troll. A gong sounded the fight. A loud snarl and the swing of large wood club sent the five flying. This troll was fast. "In order to defeat this troll we must..."