:errr:

Everybody take note! This is what you will feel like when you threaten CamFu! Be afraid, be very afraid.

*threatens CamFu*

hah , punk!

Is that a threat FuFu? :D

*Takes shelter*

I am definately going to help Aziz out on his new project. love writing GCN news!!!




lol

Now you know ain't nobody scared of you, Cam. That's my job:cool:

I am the only Marine here, right?

*unsheathes katana*

-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...

Hey, CamFu. Now that you're here and actually posting, maybe I really should make good on my promise to create another Real CamFu feature. :D

I guess you wouldn't have time to play America's Army nowadays. Now that is a game where we could use a few mortars...

Yep. FuFu just makes fun of me, cause I joined the Corps. Poor Cam, just hurts him inside to think what a stupid decision he made to join the Army. He could've been a Marine.

CamFu's got nothing on your ass. Show him Shadow Fox! :D

We have Fox,Xanny,Gekko and Cam all in one thread. Very odd, that's like the first in such a young time.

*Thinks back to when it last happened*

(Sees GTers in diapers*
Hmm, I don't think it was that long ago but eh.

Xantar... boy, do I miss those Real CamFu posts. I always did get a good laugh at them. :: aims M4 Carbine at Xantar:: Yeah, they are always so funny!

Shadow Fox (good to see you), it seems that you are in the first stages of denial. Just admit everybody is afraid of me, and everything will go just fine.

I got a little song for you Wannabe Marines (gekko) and Marines (SF). Here it goes...

Let 'em crawl, let 'em crawl
From the East to the West
US Army is the Best.

There it is... fact. Can't argue with fact! Just incase you didn't know, that is a cadence that we Smart Army people like to sing when we are marching.

why the hell are you in the army anyways lol :confused:

Maybe it has something to do with protecting people like you? :rolleyes:















:D

LOL... great Shadow_Link you gave away the Military's master minded plan! There goes that world.

I would join the Canadian "army", but I would like to fire a cool weapon... Which I highly doubt Canada does not have.

Hmm...

"Heee-eeey, Air Force!!!
get in your planes and follow me;
we are Marine Corps Infantry

Heee-eeey, Navy!!!
put up those squids and follow me;
we are Marine Corps Infantry

Heee-eeey, Army!!!
get off your ass and follow me;
for we are Marine Corps Infantry!!!

Blood and guts!!! Oh yeah!!!
Slicin' and stabbin'
a hookin' and a jabbin'
Kill!!! Murder!!! Maim!!! Destroy!!!
OoohRah!!!
Semper Fi!! Do-or-die!!"

We can go at this all day, Cam...:cool:

*unsheathes katana*

-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...

They issued you guys M4s? Don't tell me the Army's 3rd Fat-ass Division has a need for those M4s :D

twinkies wouldv'e tdone them more good, right gekko :D

and joeiss, yes we do have M4s and the such...im joining the army :unsure: this summer...pays pretty well too :)

Become a US citizen, and be a Marine :D

Anyone notice the new Marines.com page up? Has a damn nice clip of the Silent Drill Team. Man, could you imagine the Army doing this stuff?:eek: Everyone would be in the hospital ;)

http://www.marines.com/about_marines...p?format=flash

And happy, if you're :unsure:, why the hell are you joining the army? Go in with some pride.

Well, CamFu, this isn't exactly a Real CamFu feature, but check out my second post in this thread.

And hey, how about some pictures? I'll bet all that army work has changed your appearance considerably. :D

Woa, if the relationship between the army, navy and the air force is as good as you (SF, CamFu, gekko) show here, you're never gonna win any war. :sneaky:

What the hell is an M4?




EDIT : WOAH! I liked the switcher-oony they did at the end. Sweet.

maybe, he actually grew hair now that would be cool...

The M4A1 Carbine is a shortnered version of the M16. Has a collapsable stock, and also has full auto. It's generally used where in CQB (Close-quarters battle) because you want something smaller.

US Special Forces use it mainly. The Marine Corps has looked at making it standard issue, but they turned it down in favor of the M16A4.

You should at least know what it is from SOCOM.

Ah... it's all in just fun and games. That is what the Military is all about. All depends on what service you join. Like for example, if you are in the Army... it's known that you are lazy. Marine... you are dumb. Air Force... you are babyed. Navy... well, they are just smart Marines. :D

gekko... maybe you have heard of our "Old Guard". You know... the 3rd US Infantry Regiment. You know the ones, they are stationed in the Washington, D.C. One of the speciality platoons does a lot of D&C for show. Here is what they do:

"The Drill Team performs a variety of intricate maneuvers that have extremely high risk factors. One such maneuver is dubbed the daring front-to-rear overhead rifle toss. During the routine, four members of the drill team alternately toss their spinning, 10-pound rifles from the front rank to the back, often as high as 15 feet into the air and 15 feet to the rear. Then four soldiers in the back rank catch the revolving weapons with one hand in a true demonstration of courage and concentration. In most cases, revolution of the rifle ends as the bayonet arcs just past the soldier’s right ear.

Drill Team timing must be letter perfect, as all routines are performed without vocal cadence or musical cues. Only the team’s superb discipline enables its members to continuously challenge fate, and win."

:D

An M4 Carbine... it's pretty much a smaller and lighter M16. Here is what we are using:



Shadow Fox, yeah I know we could go all day. Cadence, jeez the Military will do anything to keep you from talking. They will even come up with songs while you march and run so you don't waste time talking about things you want too. They control everything don't they.

Xantar... that was classic. I got a good laugh out of that. No really I did.

Oh ya... The M4A1SD... excellent weapon of choice.

it's not an SD...no silencer ;)

That's why there's the trusty accesory kit ;)

Do you guys have laptop guns like in Perfect Dark? :confused:













:sneaky:

whats a laptop gun?

and Cam...i would appreciate you giving me one of those for my b-day :sneaky:

with 2 full mags

i promise i won't hurt anyone :sneaky:

I thought that the Canadian Snipers are some of the best in the world....as some american snipers would not go out unless a canadian sniper(s) went with them...during some fairly recent conflicts.


:D

Hm I like snipers.... 1 shot 1 kill. :D

Wait... snipers kill ppl... I hate snipers! :mad:

Holy crap!!! An M203!!!

*recalls artillery MOS flashback*

Man, those were the days...:D

And damn Cam, y'all get M4's? Well, the Marine Corps never was big on money...oh well...

*thinks of old-ass Vietnam-issued SAW and M16 in armory*

Damn you, Cam...Damn you to hell...

Why does the Army (guns, tanks) and Air Force (planes, cute chicks) get all the fun stuff to play with??:mad:

-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...

Well Shadow, it looks like your Damning worked, I'm in Hell.

And I'm sure you know why the Marines aren't that well funded. But I don't think the rest of the forums are, so let me just give you a little heads up.

Air Force gets the most "money" out of the government. Why because they have the most expensive equipment and they need to be kept up-to-date with the newest technology in aircrafts.

I think then comes the Navy. Or the Army... I don't remember who get's the most funding out of these two. But that doesn't really matter. What matters are why the Marines gets the least out of all of them.

It's because the Marines fall under the Navy (in everything. :lol: ) So what the Navy doesn't use in their funds, they give it to the Marines. But it's pretty expensive up keeping the Aircraft carriers (go figure huh). So Marines are usually stuck with hand-me-downs.

Admit it... you Marines are nothing but a bunch of sailors! The Navy needed some Infantry, so they made a Marine. :D

You know what just happened... the stupid tankers had our M4 taken away from the Infantry. How in the hell did that happen? I mean, they are in a tank. They don't need cool weapons. They drive one. So now we are stuck with the M16A4. Those Sons of a .... nevermind. I guess that is what happens when Infantry gets sent to an Amored Brigade. Do you see what I mean by you sending me to Hell Shadow.

Poor Cam, get your toys taken away? Don't worry, tomorrow you will get your OICWs in, and you can have some fun. The Marines will join you in 2023, when their shipments arrive.

Just remember which branch has the sweet new cammies :cool: