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Because hes been asking about it, and doesnt know anything about it.

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He's been asking about your penis? I'd figure there would be a lot to talk about concerning that flesh of skin between you two...

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But yeah you said there are ships and all that jazz, and all the ships are robots which fly around and wreck shit up, so it like your giving yourself more of a force blah blah blah.

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From what I have heard if earl was asking about his penis there wouldn't be much to tell

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I said there was a dropship, it doesnt even have guns. And I dont have any superpowers so throwing in objects that would help me's out and stay in context with me's being Combine Soldiers is the next best thing.

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Thats it dylan, you have to pay to get in my car from now on.

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I knew it

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Finally, the truth comes out.

I was also toying around with an alternate backstory for Combine:

Combine is a giant-sized dildo. He routinely harasses the homosexual communities of large cities via anal penetration.

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I figured out where he name derives from.

The combination of your penis and his anus

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the anaul Combine gay oppression parade.

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I just realized my last post is a complete and utter lie.


I have fixed it

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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lolz: :lolz:

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And the crowd goes wild!


Bond has done it once again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






PS Still looks like a cock

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In retaliation to Bond's infinite wit, the axis of evil has a new recruit!:

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Hahaha strait to the point.

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Earl, can I opt to no longer be a part of this comic?

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On behalf of the Good Guys, I would like to formally apologize to Combine, Chief Evil Doer, for implying that his base looks like a penis.

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But it does!:(

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A seriously twisted puppeteer, Simon Says will often use his victims to do his own dirty work. With the power to control your actions with his words, he lives out his life of crime vicariously through his victims.