Originally Posted by UN

In the middle of the night, I like to gaze up at the full moon. This was just so beautiful tonight like that one where we met under the stars and whispered to an evil sith named Darth Vader. Then we went to the alien with a basket of eggplants that smelled like daisies strangely enough. They killed a squid which afterall is his favorite food. Other than white glue made from carrots, it is one of his favorite foods. He used the Force to pull the full Moon down so that he could add its gravity to his own mighty Force. He took the gravity to use against the squid that he desperately wanted to kill so that he could have all of it tonight.