So do we want to forget it or start over?

said link to his other gt pals. they needed dblns and needed em fast. their time at black project was running out. they had decided to jump xantar on his way out from the local strip joint he attended every friday night. he'd be leaving any minute. would they do it or would they come up with another plan? just then....

Xantar walked out. But he didn't walk out of a strip joint because Swarthmore College doesn't have any strip joints.

Anyways, Xantar came walking out, whereupon the eagerly awaiting group jumped him. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about his moderator powers. They all ended up stuffed into a trash compactor.

"Darn," said The_Dunadan. "We should have waited until after Xantar retired."

"We'll get him eventually!" said Link1130. "All we have to do is...

sees a foursome getting it on :stud: Bobcat being one of the foursome, pulls out, and says, "What the **** are you doing here? Can't you see I'm a little busy? Ric says, "No but your hands sure were." This being the last straw, a mean and evil Bobcat says, "You're gonna pay for that one buddy." Letting fly with a angry shout of rage Bobcat…

Ric-"You can't have this." Holding a liquor bottle in his hand."This alcohol has been just like alcohol to me."

Dunadan-"Tough for you. We're taking your alcohol and that's that."

Dunadan makes a swift move and quickly disables fingersman with a poke in the eye.

"Haha, noone can stand up to us. Give us the alcohol and noone else gets hurt."

Just then....

Fingersman then removes there fingers, to add to his wide collection. And says to Ric and C.H, "I want to show you something". So Fingersman takes them to a place under gametavern city, where he keeps his fingers collection. As Ric and C.H look around, they see all kinds of fingers. Not just human fingers. But one of Fingersman's most presense fingers. Is the finger of Camfu, with an Axe next to it.

Just then, Camfu crashes through the wall with his army, and says "NOW I WILL TAKE OVER GT, and get my bloody finger back"...

When Cam walked in, Everyone got so scared that they stoped fighting and sat down and got drunk... little did Cam know, it's wasn't him who scared them, it was BreakABone!!! (the guy who played Penguin in Batman)

He was standing right behind Cam, and he didn't even know! When Cam turned around he fainted, not because of how horrid BreakABone looks, but because how bad he stank.

BigJustinW drove by, laughs, then drives to the airport where he caught a plane to South Africa (so keep my ass out of this story :D)...

The Dunadun and Link1130 decided to screw the fingers until they got the doubloons so they chased after Shooter.

They were about to jump him when......

When a cute, cuddly cake blocked their path--->

The cute, cuddly cake seduced Link1130 and Dunadan into a state of utter...

.....confusion as they wondered just how the hell a cake could be so gay. They ate it anyway but found that Shooter had already left.
Suddenly a dark shady stranger walked up to them and said, "I know where the one you are hunting is." As the stranger walked into the light, Link1130 and Dunadun saw that it was....

...it was Link1130's evil brother who could spell The_Dunadan correctly!! and he said "Give me a beer! and some leapord skin underwear!!! and ill tell you where Shooter, the man with hooters, is!" Link1130 the 2nd was very gnarled up and dirty and he wore this big ugly coat and everyone got scared and ran away to the.............