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I hate Elf decks and the people who use them. They are so damn annoying, and the only people I really see use them (with a few exceptions) is beginners...

I myself use a very sweet Zombie Deck:

Creatures:
3 Putrid Raptor
3 Gempalm Polluter
2 Sepherd of Rot
4 Rotlung Reanimator
4 Withered Wretch
4 Festering Goblin
4 Undead Warchief

Instants:
4 Terror
4 Smother

Enchantments:
3 Call to Grave

Land:
21 Swamps
4 Unholy Grotto

Sideboard:
2 Zombify
3 Raise Dead
3 Vulshock Battlegear
2 Vulshock Gauntlets
2 Lethal Vapors
3 Persecute

Man...that is one awesome deck...

[Edit] I thought I might want to post the strategy of my deck:
Basically the strategy is to build up an army of zombies as fast as possible. Undead Warchief is probably my favorite card in the deck. It lets me play Zombies for one less mana cost, and it gives all zombies +2/+1. You can imagine what happens if I get 2 or 3 or even 4 undead warchiefs out...Beautiful.

At the same time, I use cards such as Smother, Terror, and Call to Grave to keep my opponet from amassing an army of their own. Call to Grave is a very efficient card....

The Combination of Rotlung Reanimator, Withered Wretch, and Shepherd of Rot is awesome...If my opponet manages to get a huge big stronge creature out, I can just block with my Clerics, and by using Rotlung Reanimator's ability, they all get turned into 2/2 Zombies if they die...So I block their big creature with every cleric I have, and they kill it, then they all come back from the dead as a 2/2 Zombie. Beautiful.

Another source of damage for my opponet is the combo of Gempalm Polluter and Unholy Grotto. I cycle Gempalm Polluter, and I get to draw a card, but it also deals damage to target player equal to how many zombies I have in play...It hurst them like a mofo. Then I use Unholy Grotto to put Gempalm Polluter back on top of my library, and the process repeats itself. Beautiful.

Another one of my favorite Cards is Shepherd of Rot. If I can get my opponet's life down a little lower than mine...all I gotta do is use Shepherd of Rot's ability "deal damage to each player equal to the number of zombies you have in play". I have won MANY a game using this card. Beautiful.

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Jeff your elf deck sucked you got beat by my deck all of the time unless i get a really really bad draw. Hmm lets see what i got in my deck.

23 forest
2 hickory woodlot
2 vernal bloom
2 rofellos, Llanowar emissary
4 ancestral mask
4 centaur glade
2 fog
2 respite
1 awakening
4 spedersilk armor
1 lure
1 venom
1 blanchwood armor
1 power matrix
1 rhox
1 silvos, rogue elemental
1 thorn elemental
1 carnassid
1 child of gaea

and thats about it for my green deck it works out quite well with the vernal blooms and the rofellos, Llanowar emissarys for mana go very well with my centaur glades to produce a few 3/3s a turn that eventualy turn into a massave army of 3/3s and it fells good to know that you can make about 10 or 20 of them a turn incase your army dies for some reason.

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hahahaha all my decks sucked my elf deck was just the worsty one of the bunch

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Here's My Favorite Deck I built it Myself. It uses almost all cards from the Invasions Block:

Creatures (20)
4 Shivan Zombie
4 Flametongue Kavu
4 Vicious Kavu
4 Ravenous Rats
4 Lava Zombie

Other Spells (20)
4 Terminate
4 Ostracize
4 Duress
4 Sinister Strength
2 Twisted Experiment
2 Ghitu Fire

Lands (20)
4 Urborg Volcano
5 Mountain
11 Swamp

The Idea of this deck is to get out a cheap-o creature Then blast out a Lava zombie, and by turn 4 you have a 7/4 creature using a Sinister strengh. It's possible by Turn 4 to have a 10/5. That's a little hard to handle at that point. It could be a good idea to take out the Kavu and adding Phyrexian Scuta! Whoa!

It doesn't sound as good as you might think, there are a lot of things to be changed but it's pretty good. I smacked down Vampyr's Zombie deck with it. Though that was on Apprentice so you know. 20 lands in a deck like this in real life almost gurantees like 4 by your 5th turn, but not on apprentice. Bleh.

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Man, I dont even remember playing that deck on Apprentice. I remember playing against it at school though...And I think I managed to beat it once. (Using one of your other decks, lol)

But since you said that, I smell apprentice rematch. :devil:

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Ok. Rematch it is!

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I'd post my fourth turn win deck (mono blue with Phage additives), but I'd have to formulate a decklist.

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Well if i were rich i would make the 1 turn win deck and own your a$$.