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Xantar 04-02-2003 07:09 PM

Ah yes. I remember when I was 18 years old...

Wait, I'm still 18 years old. But BAB's a high school senior while I'm a sophomore in college.

Man, it's times like this when I start feeling really old and really young at the same time.

Ah well. Might as well take advantage of this opportunity while I have it.

*breaks 18 of BAB's bones*

Happy Birthday. :D

gekko 04-02-2003 08:03 PM

I remember when I was 18 as well.

Wait, I have 8 more days! Err... :mad:

Shadow Fox 04-02-2003 08:15 PM

Happy B-Day, folk. You don't get the punches for every year that you're born from me now (trust me, you should be thankful), but I'll once again pass down another sacred katana to you for your "coming of age"...

Just remember, you're not legal until you get a MAJOR reduction on your car insurance (25).

My, how I long for that day (5 months, 10 days away)....:rolleyes:

Who knows, maybe I'll get you another spot writing for NDose...;)

-Official Ninja of [coming soon]...

GameMaster 04-02-2003 08:46 PM


fingersman 04-02-2003 10:47 PM

It's BAB's birthday!

What?

The day he was born!

What?

The day he was conceived!!

What?

The day the doctor smacked his ass!

What?

The day his mom gave birth to him

What?

Might have been an ugly baby but she didn't have a choice in the matter!!

What?

So I got something to give him!


What?

*gives BAB 18 stone cold stunners*

Happy Birthday!! :D

*walks off*

Perfect Stu 04-02-2003 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fingersman
The day he was conceived!!
No...not unless his mom was exactly 12 months pregnant when he was born :unsure:

Tombor 04-02-2003 11:59 PM

Though I'm technically late, I believe, happy birthday there Penguin. Its still you're birthday somewhere else. Like Kokomo Indiana. Or something. I thought Penguins didn't care. Like Jehovah Witness'...

fingersman 04-03-2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perfect Stu
No...not unless his mom was exactly 12 months pregnant when he was born :unsure:


BAH you would have to get techinical. :p

Ridley 04-03-2003 01:50 PM

Guess I'm a bit late in doing this but.... here I got you a present... a good ole fashioned ass kicking!

Penguin: "Didn't you get me that last year?"

Yeah, but you know what they say, "Don't beat a dead horse, unless it's face is still ugly enough to kill someone." and on that note...

*hits Penguin between the eyes with a sledgehammer*

*throws him in the back of a pickup truck*

Well hell, I must be the Undertaker because you're going for your Last Ride, bitch! Now it's time to send you back to where you belong.

*drives to the dump and hits Penguin between the eyes with a sledgehammer for good measure before leaving him there*

:sneaky:

Happy Birthday, Penguin!

ZeroCool51 04-03-2003 04:50 PM

Happy Birthday

Jewels 04-04-2003 11:29 AM

happy belated birthday

GameKinG 04-14-2003 12:01 AM

Wooo! Celebration.

BAB said I had to reply since I didnt when it was is birthday, or even in range of it....

help! hes trying to kill me

Kitana85 04-14-2003 10:25 AM

Lover,
so sorry I forgot to post! you know I want to to have a wonderful birthday!

I'm sorry I forgot a present.

Wait, no, here it is:
:throws arms around Penguin:
:kisses him passionatly:
:notices everyone staring:
:closes the door:


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