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I can't afford to go overseas, so if you invite me, please just have a web cam available so I can attend in byte form

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Congradulations, man. That's big...

My advice would be to convince (if she isnt already convinced) that 3 of the most important things to keep a man happy, wealhty and wise are:

a) sports
b) videogames
c) hanging out with the boys

After that, you're pretty much set.

Re: Bad Timing
 

You forgot bj's

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After bj's I never really thought the other three really counted for much.

I mean, I can stand a girl who doesnt like sports, my guy friends, or video games.

Re: Bad Timing
 

I'm an avid blackjack fan myself, good game.

Re: Bad Timing
 

i think you guys both misunderstood me.

i was talking about things the man needs to do...unless you guys have learned some funky new stretching techniques (which i DONT want to hear about, dear Lord), the ol' BJ doesn't come into play here.

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How does:

"You forgot bj's"

And what you just said:

"I was talking about the things the man needs to do"

Make any form of hetero-marriage sense?

So what you're saying is, the man needs....to....do...blowjobs? :confused: :p

Do I want to really dive deeper into this connundrum that has unwound into hot, sweaty homoerotocism?

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But Strangler is the one who said that he forgot bj's.

You just don't make sense.

Re: Bad Timing
 

I pretend to give blow jobs with a banana during my breaks at work.

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Seven years and you say this now?
:p

I saw your papa today.
He bought a poppy at the bank.
I think it was him.

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:unsure: :uhh: :shakehead :confused: