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It happened with Snapple a while ago. A man or woman, can't remember, in Canada found a penis at the bottom of her Snapple.

Thank god we here in America have the FDA. F*cking Canadian factory workers walking around naked. :P

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i'm not saying anything about canadians but ...

it's true.... it IS a good thing the FDA is here... unless the FDA approves it only when they've snuck some disgusting goodies inside.

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If that hapened to me, i'd never eat ketchup again. I'd also hate to be the guy that lost his assets to that.

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What's with penises in food these days? Why would someone put it in there? I mean, getting a sex change is one thing, but putting it in a package is another.

BTW, I have a slide show of a real sex change operation. I could send it to whoever wants it. It is [b]not[/i] something to be looked at just out of curiosity. Be warned.

And when will we see a penis being sold as a hot dog?