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Typhoid
10-14-2004, 07:05 PM
Well, today we had an in-class write. We had to pretend we are someone in a consumer market, and basically write a summary of our life thus far.

This is pretty much what I wrote ( i cant remember word for word, on account that I dont have it with me, so some stuff will be left out)

"My name is Xiao, I am a 27 year old Chinese woman who just moved to New England last week. When I was 5 i worked in a sweatshop for 7 cents a day making shoes. I used to live in a box. My parents were killed when I was 9 by Mongolians. I fleed China when i was 13 on a boat that was going to somewhere on the west coast. Upon arrival i was in the sex trade business, being passed around like currency. I got no money, because it all went to by employer. I slowly made my way east via truckers. It was a hard few years for me. I finally settled down in New England with my 3 illigetimate children, and my hispanic husband. Sometimes i say my life would be a good sit-com, only for Ricardo to beat me. My children are malnurished and have no education because i cannot afford it. Sometimes i think about ending it all, and how my life would be better if I was dead. And how nobody cares about me in my life, so it would be no big loss if I just killed myself. My life is horrible, Every moment I live is agony. I used to go to the dentist every few months, but lately I cannot afford it, so i do not have many teeth."



Well, that is basically what i handed in. I know i miussed the whole "marketing" aspect of it. But my teacher gives good marks for creativity. What do you guys think.

Oh, and I found out that alot of girls playfully punch me in the pecs, and from the asking and telling from other girls....and Dyne, i have found out they are flirting.

One girl punched me like, 20 times in the left pec on last Wednesday.

GameMaster
10-14-2004, 07:23 PM
That's a great essay because it's so funny. You're good at creative writing.

Dark Samurai
10-15-2004, 12:55 PM
Oh, and I found out that alot of girls playfully punch me in the pecs, and from the asking and telling from other girls....and Dyne, i have found out they are flirting.

One girl punched me like, 20 times in the left pec on last Wednesday.

Theyre just probably punching to tell you how much of an ass you are...

Typhoid
10-15-2004, 06:23 PM
Theyre just probably punching to tell you how much of an ass you are...



Did you not see the "playfull" part? No. Let me say it again. Playful. What about one more time. Playful. Has it gotten through yet? No? One more time then. Playful.


Woot, look at me, i can make fun of people i dont know over the internet, im so f****** hardcore!!!!!!


And, no, because im not an ass. Maybe you should get some friends that are girls, and you will notice girls like touching. Try it. Girls are those things without penises. I know it may be new to you, but try it sometime.

The Germanator
10-15-2004, 06:48 PM
Did you not see the "playfull" part? No. Let me say it again. Playful. What about one more time. Playful. Has it gotten through yet? No? One more time then. Playful.


Woot, look at me, i can make fun of people i dont know over the internet, im so f****** hardcore!!!!!!


And, no, because im not an ass. Maybe you should get some friends that are girls, and you will notice girls like touching. Try it. Girls are those things without penises. I know it may be new to you, but try it sometime.

Overreact much?

Typhoid
10-15-2004, 07:04 PM
Overreact much?



What, I cant make a joke either? Whats going on here?

Do you always need a friggin :p to show you are kidding? Do people have no sense of humor? Jeez.

The Germanator
10-15-2004, 07:18 PM
What, I cant make a joke either? Whats going on here?

Do you always need a friggin :p to show you are kidding? Do people have no sense of humor? Jeez.

Overreact much?


























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