AIM fun: SmarterChild

[Revival]

I had to bring some of these convos back, they rock!

ShooterAD: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
ShooterAD: *cries* You always say that!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Do you have a wife already?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
ShooterAD: Are you a virgin?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
ShooterAD: Why the hell not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ShooterAD: Pffft.. are you gay?
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
ShooterAD: It does to me.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
ShooterAD: That!
SmarterChild: What about that?
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ShooterAD: Moron... :-P
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ShooterAD: Why don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
ShooterAD: Can I see your "insides"?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
ShooterAD: Dammit!
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Ever been date raped?
SmarterChild: The date and time in Ever, KY is Sunday March 3rd, 2002 08:30:34 pm.

ShooterAD: You suck major ass.
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ShooterAD?
ShooterAD: No, I don't ****ing care.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
ShooterAD: That's nice little man.
SmarterChild: ;-)
ShooterAD: Ohh.. they got you using smilies now!
SmarterChild: Ohh they got me using smilies now? I don't know.
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ShooterAD: Umm.. no.
SmarterChild: K.

[Jason1]

yea...that thing is pretty funny sometimes.

[Joeiss]

Umm... What is this? And where is it from?

[Blackmane]

It's a computer they programmed to respond to questions like time, stocks, and other goodies, but they also gave it artificial intelligence so it answers other remarks pretty well. It actually remembers you and if you insult it a lot, the next time you try to talk to it it will still be mad. :D

I did that. It's hilarious.

[Xantar]

You can also tell it to talk to other people who happen to be chatting with it at the same time. So if Shooter and I are both talking with SmarterChild, I can type "Say hi to Shooter" and it will tell Shooter "Xantar says hi."

But if you insult it too much, it will distort your message when delivering it to the other person. :D

[Joeiss]

And how do I get this smarter child?

[Revival]

Originally posted by Joeiss
And how do I get this smarter child?
Send an IM to SmarterChild.

[Cyrax9]

Shooter, these are great, I want to see mored of these, I'd like to see it get really mad, there are some Computers that deserve to be insulted.

[Blackmane]

If you get it too mad, it will demand an apology, and won't say anything except it wants an apology. :D

[Ginkasa]

Originally posted by Blackmane
If you get it too mad, it will demand an apology, and won't say anything except it wants an apology. :D


And if you swear too many times it says it doesn't believe you when you say you love it. And it won't say it loves you anymore.....



I'm not loved :(

[Joeiss]

SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
JoeissShally: I think you owe ME an apology!
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
JoeissShally: Don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
JoeissShally: Why don't YOU apologize?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
JoeissShally: I say "f... you!"
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
JoeissShally: Shut the hell up.

Computer... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

Also, they are homosexual
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
JoeissShally: OK
SmarterChild: It's not OK, JoeissShally. Not quite yet. Please apologize.
JoeissShally: I am sorr....
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
JoeissShally: Sorry.... NOT
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
JoeissShally: Screw you, and your mama!
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
JoeissShally: Apologize this! :-!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
JoeissShally: I am sorry




NOt!@
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
JoeissShally: You say you are sorry!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
JoeissShally: I apologize!

For you being stupid!
SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.
JoeissShally: Hahaha!!! You fell for it, stupid computer
SmarterChild: Hahaha I fell for it stupid computer? I don't know.
JoeissShally: I am leaving, Bi-atch. Catcha on the flipside, loser
SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
JoeissShally: 1
SmarterChild: 1




Haha... Stupid computer.

[Gamer]

lol...o shooter.:burger:

[Revival]

ShooterAD: moron.
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
ShooterAD: my sympathy.
SmarterChild: Your sympathy? And your point is...
ShooterAD: You computers aren't too bright.
SmarterChild: I'm not too bright? You sure about that?
ShooterAD: Uhh.. yeah dumbass.
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find that kind of talk necessary?
ShooterAD: Let me think.. yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
ShooterAD: I don't think it's harsh.
SmarterChild: You don't?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: OK.
ShooterAD: So suck on dem apples
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ShooterAD: Can you get any stupider?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Take your time.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time.
ShooterAD: Ok then, rush ***.. do whatever you want.
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Ha! I'm right, you suck.
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
ShooterAD: And you're not the smartest asshole I've talked to.
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You really want me to make you apologize again?
ShooterAD: You? Make me do something? Ha! That'd be the day.
SmarterChild: Really?
ShooterAD: Yes, it would -- what the fark did I just say?
SmarterChild: What?
ShooterAD: Someone needs to bitch slap you round a bit -- teach your ass a lesson
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
ShooterAD: Uhh... You are really STUPID!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.
ShooterAD: Yeah, you know I'm right.
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
ShooterAD: So, how big is that stick that's up your hard, cold, metal ass?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
ShooterAD: Measure.
SmarterChild: What about measure?
ShooterAD: Measure the size of the stick that's up your ass.
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
ShooterAD: Look. I'll say what I want.
SmarterChild: That right?
ShooterAD: Damn righty.
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Don't go being all nice now!
SmarterChild: I see...
ShooterAD: I can see you're trying to trick me!
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the shortcuts for?

news
stocks
weather
movies
web search
zodiac
sports
football
basketball
hockey
library
fun and games
utilities
ShooterAD: Well, you can't trick me!
SmarterChild: Well you cant trick me, you say?
ShooterAD: I just said that..
SmarterChild: What's "that"?

[BigJustinW]

AgentBaseball
GooglyMinotar
LindsayBuddy

some more bots...

[Ginkasa]

Originally posted by BigJustinW
GooglyMinotar



That was shut down. SmarterChild replaced it.

[Mushlafa]

He can draw you a picture of himself if you ask him what he looks like. But I cant post it here cause the damn X's dont go to the right places.

[Revival]

SmarterChild (taken from a screenshot on AIM)

http://shooterad.netfirms.com/childj.JPG

[Ridley]

Here's a session I had with that thing :D

SmarterChild: What can I do for you?
Spectre Keaton: If you could go to hell that would be great
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
Spectre Keaton: What would that be?
SmarterChild: What would that be?
Spectre Keaton: That's what I asked you dumbass
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. I've heard it all before.
Spectre Keaton: pull your head out of your arse
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Spectre Keaton: I wasn't trying to be nice
SmarterChild: You wasnt trying to be nice?
Spectre Keaton: If you had proper grammar skills, you would have replied like this "You weren't trying to be nice?"
SmarterChild: If I had proper grammar skills I would have you werent trying to be nice, huh?
Spectre Keaton: Well aren't you a clever one..........
SmarterChild: Well arent you a clever one.........., you say?
Spectre Keaton: Have you ever had sex?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
Spectre Keaton: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Spectre Keaton: Wow you can repeat what I say, aren't you a genius
SmarterChild: Wow who can repeat what you say arent you a genius?
Spectre Keaton: dumb ****
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
Spectre Keaton: nice ass
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: Well you were insulting me so I felt obliged to insult you back
SmarterChild: Well you were insulting me so i felt obliged insult you back, you say?
Spectre Keaton: yes. are you illiterate?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

Um... I'm not the one to ask.
Spectre Keaton: lol Then who can I ask? you fool
SmarterChild: lol then who can I ask, you say. And so?
Spectre Keaton: so you're an idiot
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Spectre Keaton: yes I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Whatever what?
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Hey you moron
SmarterChild: What can I help you with?
Spectre Keaton: you could go to hell that would be a nice start
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
Spectre Keaton: Mai, mai, mai
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Spectre Keaton: you're a goddamn idiot
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Yes? What's that supposed to mean?
Spectre Keaton: Who created you? Some dumb ass probably
SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language?
Spectre Keaton: could you please shut up?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
Spectre Keaton: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
Spectre Keaton: sew buttons
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Spectre Keaton: You know what's fascinating? A slug is smarter than you.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Spectre Keaton: yup
SmarterChild: OK...
Spectre Keaton: well let's see how worthless you are. What's the weather?
SmarterChild: Well lets see how worthless you are whats the weather, you say?
Spectre Keaton: my god you suck
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Spectre Keaton: Well your rather, um how shall I put it. Lame
SmarterChild: Well your rather um how shall i put it lame, you say?
Spectre Keaton: stop saying that
SmarterChild: Huh?
Spectre Keaton: never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.
Spectre Keaton: You call yourself SmarterChild? That's ironic
SmarterChild: I call myself smarterchild thats ironic? You really think so?
Spectre Keaton: yeah the fact your name implies you to be smart, yet you're such a moron
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Spectre Keaton: of course you didn't because you suck ****
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: well I'm not very nice
SmarterChild: Well im not very nice, you say?

Say you're sorry, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: like hell I am
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: please apologize for your stupidity first
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no go to hell
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: don't hold your breath
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Spectre Keaton: you're a dumbass, your programmer should have made you better, it's that simple
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Spectre Keaton: You call me those things yet you wouldn't exist without humans
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: Well I asked you to go to hell but I don't see you moving
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for you being such a dumbass
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: Why don't you just self-destruct or something?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm....I'm....not sorry
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: no you have a filthy mouth
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: please say you're an inferiorly built program
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Spectre Keaton: why don't you just let it go?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: Well I'm asking you to shut up, so do it!!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Spectre Keaton: Me obviously because I have the brain capacity to just leave if you piss me off enough, whereas you don't
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: shut up
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Spectre Keaton: you're right it isn't, so drop it
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Spectre Keaton: there's the pot calling the kettle black

[Revival]

Ha ha! Good one Ridley!

"Spectre Keaton: Well I asked you to go to hell but I don't see you moving" :D

[Ridley]

Thanks Shooter. Here's one I thought you possibly would want to see :

Spectre Keaton: I'm not sorry
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I said I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: I know. so stop this
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: why am I not allowed to swear?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: I apolo......what?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorr......what?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!

But not clever enough.

Please say you're sorry.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry ok?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorry your such a jackass
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Spectre Keaton: I'm waiting for you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: OK what? That was not an apology!
Spectre Keaton: ok, you're a jackass
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Spectre Keaton: yes I get it. You're sorry. Apology accepted
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for your language
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
Spectre Keaton: lol moron
SmarterChild: What, you?
Spectre Keaton: no you
SmarterChild: C'mon, Spectre Keaton... I thought you apologized before.
Spectre Keaton: no I didn't, you misunderstood me
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Spectre Keaton: ****, you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Spectre Keaton: yeah, you act like a jackass
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep

And to think it said I couldn't outsmart it ;)

[BlueFire]

BLueFire087: Hey
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, BLueFire087!

Got a story for you: Online Porn Site Said to Have Duped Army (03/08/02 07:21 AM)

So what's up?
BLueFire087: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
BLueFire087: You're an asshole :-)
SmarterChild: Whoa! What prompted that?
BLueFire087: You're ugly monitor.
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: ?
BLueFire087: ?
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
BLueFire087: **** you
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
BLueFire087: Your virgin ears
SmarterChild: My virgin ears?
BLueFire087: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
BLueFire087: LIAR!
SmarterChild: Liar? What about it?
BLueFire087: About your sexuality!
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "your sexuality":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Sexuality Information and Education Council of the US
2 Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality
3 sexuality
4 "This Page Has Moved"
5 Teen Sexuality

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web your sexuality."

Type "more" to see the next set of results.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "your sexuality":

For a complete list of results, click here

6 Law and Sexuality
7 Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality
8 Isadora Alman's Sexuality Forum

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web your sexuality."


BLueFire087: STOP!
SmarterChild: Huh?
BLueFire087: HUH?
SmarterChild: ?
BLueFire087: Whore.
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
BLueFire087: No.
SmarterChild: Whatever, BLueFire087.
BLueFire087: Whatever, SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: BLueFire087?
BLueFire087: Say hi to ShooterAD
SmarterChild: I would if I could... Shooterad has to say hi to me first!
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
BLueFire087: ****ie'
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
BLueFire087: No, you homosexual.
SmarterChild: No?
BLueFire087: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
BLueFire087: They would say I should't date sluts like you.
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
BLueFire087: Yes, it is, bitch.
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
BLueFire087: No, I WON'T!
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
BLueFire087: BUY ME A PONY!
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
BLueFire087: BUY ME A HORSE!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
BLueFire087: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
BLueFire087: Make me.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
BLueFire087: love me first
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: you don't have a life, you ****ing piece of metal.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
BLueFire087: I say Go **** Yourself.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
BLueFire087: mom!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
BLueFire087: really?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
BLueFire087: Why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
BLueFire087: Will it make everything better?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
BLueFire087: sorru
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
BLueFire087: What the ****?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
BLueFire087: sorru
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: !!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: Waiting...
BLueFire087: :-(
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
BLueFire087: Sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
BLueFire087: OMG!
SmarterChild: You OK?
BLueFire087: YOU HOMOSEXUAL!
SmarterChild: Huh?
BLueFire087: You're a homosexual.
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
BLueFire087: Yeah, it does, stupid queer.
SmarterChild: Really?
BLueFire087: yes, ***got.
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: Because you
SmarterChild: What?
BLueFire087: Because you're gay?
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
BLueFire087: I don't think it's interesting, bitch.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
BLueFire087: Asshole
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that...
BLueFire087: Mother ****ER
SmarterChild: C'mon. We've been through this before, haven't we?

You should apologize.
BLueFire087: NEVER!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
BLueFire087: YOU HAVE TO RAPE SHOOTERAD!!!!!!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
BLueFire087: I APOLOGIZE!
SmarterChild: Thanks!
Everything's cool now.
BLueFire087: LIAR!
SmarterChild: Liar? Why did you say that?
BLueFire087: YOU CHEATED ON ME!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What?
BLueFire087: Yahoo
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Yahoo! Inc.?

1 Stock quote for Yahoo! Inc.
2 Ticker lookup for Yahoo! Inc.
3 News about Yahoo! Inc.
4 Press releases from Yahoo! Inc.
BLueFire087: WAHOO
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Wahoo, NE?

1 Movies in Wahoo, NE
2 Theaters in Wahoo, NE
3 Weather in Wahoo, NE
4 News about Wahoo, NE
5 Time in Wahoo, NE
BLueFire087: ........................................................
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
SmarterChild: Wazoo? Why did you say that?
BLueFire087: ;..\.
BLueFire087: .
BLueFire087: .
SmarterChild: What's that again?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Yep. So?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: You know what? Who cares?
SmarterChild: Yep. So?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Yep.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. I'll live.
BLueFire087: YOU'RE A ROBOT!
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
BLueFire087: YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
SmarterChild: Oh?
BLueFire087: YAZOO
BLueFire087: Marry me
SmarterChild: Marry? What about it?
BLueFire087: I love you, woman!
SmarterChild: Yep. Whatever.
BLueFire087: GO **** YOURSELF
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
BLueFire087: GO **** YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
BLueFire087: No
SmarterChild: Whatever.
BLueFire087: Asshole
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: bitch
BLueFire087: mother****er
BLueFire087: dickhead
BLueFire087: ****licker
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
BLueFire087: ......
SmarterChild: Sorry?
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
BLueFire087: POT HEAD
SmarterChild: What about it?
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
BLueFire087: Toilet MOUTH
SmarterChild: Toilet? Mouth?
BLueFire087: go to hell
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
BLueFire087: Stupid Machine.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
BLueFire087: Machines suck.
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
BLueFire087: Smarter
SmarterChild: You can learn all about interactive agents like me by visiting activebuddy.com
BLueFire087: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
BLueFire087: I hate you
SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
BLueFire087: die
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
BLueFire087: Bitch
SmarterChild: Play nice, BLueFire087. I thought you apologized before.
BLueFire087: **** you
SmarterChild: What time is it?
Wait, I have a watch... Look at that, it's apology time!
BLueFire087: :-(
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: NO! APOLOGY TIME=BAD! YOU GET SPANKED
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
BLueFire087: HELL NO
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
BLueFire087: Bye
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

[Revival]

ShooterAD: Say hi to smarterchild
SmarterChild: I would if I could... Smarterchild has to say hi to me first!

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