Gametavern Story

[thatmariolover]

This is just like the "make a story" thread that was here a while ago except that we're using people that (have) post(ed) on the forums or have had something to do with Gametavern history for all of our characters. Try to span the history of Gametavern - even back through Nintendose. This could be really retarded - but I'm hoping it'll work out...

So I guess I'll start... :sneaky:

One hot summer day a pie jumped out of a window and landed on DeathsHand's turnip garden.

[Canyarion]

Typically DsH, he was like: :unsure:, so he just let the pie sit there. But it didn't stop there...

[Happydude]

a few moments later, Xantar falls onto the pie in DsH's garden, while this is going on...

[Swan]

DsH's had just invited his friend over, his infamous friend...

[GameMaster]

... Typhoid, who was serenading outside DeathsHand's bedroom door. And at the same moment, Nintendose is born. Little do the two partners know, that a few years in the future, they'll be posting partners also at a place called GameTavern.

[Fox 6]

all of a sudden Duffman comes out in one of his many alter egos, and starts loitering and making stupid coments then...

[thatmariolover]

Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man jumps to the scene and arrests Duffman for his loitering escapade. Meanwhile, a young, yet inexplicably bald Cameron Rail...

[Swan]

Explodes for no reason at all. After seeing this, CamFuBot replies with his programed response...

[Crash]

Explodes for no reason at all. After seeing this, CamFuBot replies with his programed response...

Explode for no reason you say? I'm not sure how to explode for no reason? Are you sure? that is a very general assumption.


And then the big instigator ManuPetit shows up and....

[Xantar]

...asks, "What religion are you? Do you believe in God?"

"Oh great, not this again," muttered several forum members.

But Canyarion, Joeiss, and nWoCHRISnWo were not to be deterred! They began arguing about God's existence for the next ten pages (interspersed with occasional essay length posts by TheGame and Xantar).

Just when the members feared that somebody would have to close the thread, suddenly there appeared...

[Kitana85]

Cyrax9, who went on for pages and pages full of typos and no paragraph breaks on something that mildly appeared to be the same topic. While stuggling through this work...

[Crash]

pure evil comes in a bans 15 people for fun...then,

[Perfect Stu]

ghettodude accuses 97% of GameTavern of looking too much like a bunch of gamblers. while everyone was standing there puzzled,

[Blackmane]

D-real Jos makes a 13 page response to that accusation proving him wrong.

Everyone is in awe of the post when...

[Kitana85]

in the midst of all the confusion, Kitana85 notices that she is actually around the same time as PerfectStu, grabs him, and runs into a near by closet :D,meanwhile

[Swan]

deejzguy lifts his shirt and shows everyone his nipple. :D
Which arouses...

[GameMaster]

... Andromida and Shooter. They quench their urges by dashing to the nearest doorway and begin lowering themselves onto broom handles. When all of a sudden, Shadow Fox emerges from his GT hibernation and proclaims...

[Blackmane]

"Am I now the official ninja of Gametavern?" He waits for an answer when suddendly...

[Swan]

out of nowhere appears the real official ninja of GT...

[Happydude]

... Andromida and Shooter. They quench their urges by dashing to the nearest doorway and begin lowering themselves onto broom handles.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: THAT'S JUST FUNNY!!!!! +rep!!!

out of nowhere appears the real official ninja of GT...

*psst* shadow fox is the ufficial ninja, it sais so in hiss sig :p


anyway, sorry to inturupt...keep going :p

[Fox 6]

and then deejzguy breaks my thumb......... ( just like he did today!)

[GiMpY-wAnNaBe]

And BAM Ninglobe is born, but dies very quickly thereafter, although -apu- did join GT his stay was short lived because...

[Typhoid]

he was murderously reemed out by one of Duffmans alter egos. While this reeming was going on GameMaster was in the corner by himself...

[Canyarion]

Petting kitties. ;)
After a while, Shadow Link (Psycho) drops by and everybody asks how his wife and son are. But in return, he asks us.....

[Blackmane]

to shut up and help him find Ric, who stole his favorite knickers.

Just then...

[Kitana85]

a racoon pops out of Xantar's signature's trashcan and everyone starts wondering what happenned to ~vin~ when

[The Germanator]

sdtPikachu came back from one of his many hiatuses and made superb post after superb post despite the snickers from the other members who thought his name had something to do with Pokemon who didn't have safe sex. Pika ended up leaving again, but then...

[GameMaster]

... nWoChrisnWo flamed everything I said. He retired as a moderator and left without so much as an explanation or 'Farewell Thread'. I don't understand how someone can just leave without slowly disappearing. So in an attempt to seek the truth, I began a quest to find Jin, and to help me on my journey, I brought along my good friend...

[Kitana85]

quiet mike who hardly ever posts even though he seems to read all the posts. The two of them began their quest to find Jin when...

[BlueFire]

Darren McLeod (tell me I spelled it right) pops up with another game that amuses some members, but then...

[GameMaster]

.. N8, former G-Trac leader, insults the game by covering it in a thin film of applesauce. This provokes other members to join in the violence. Amidst the food induced melee, a peacekeeper emerges from the crowd. As the dust and smoke settles, it becomes apparent that this wholesome peacekeeper is...

[Canyarion]

Acebot of course! Everybody's in silence while he points his gun and threathens with a handgranade.
This doesn't last long, because...

[BlueFire]

NGC-RULER rapes his brain with his continuous typos. But then..

[Xantar]

[really obscure reference]ps2rules popped out and shouted that it wasn't possible. "NGC doesn't have enough bandwich!" he yelled. "PS2 will totally wipe the floor. It's more powerful because of the better bandwich."

"Dude, it's spelled bandwidth," said thatmariolover.

"Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. You didn't even try to calculate bandwich for the consoles."

"No, that's not the point. I'm just telling you to spell it right."

"I guess that means I win because you can't deny the bandwich."[/really obscure reference]

thatmariolover sighed in resignation and decided that instead of wasting time arguing with this fool, he would just simply...

[thatmariolover]

*Okay, out of story mode for a second here. That has to be the single best flashback I've ever had in my life. But I forget how that particular thread ended. If you've got a copy archived, send it my way.*

Throws his hands up in frustration and leaves his computer for a moment to get his book "Fanboy Curses - A Guide to the mortality of fools."

While paging through the long forgotten tome...

[GameMaster]

... thatmariolover comes upon one of his favorite fanboy stories. And then he begins to read it loud:

Once upon a time in 2001,
I went to a place called GameTavern, in hope for some fun,
I click 'Register' and begin to transform.
With a flash! And a crash! GameMaster is born!

Activate odd speech!
Initiate abnormal puns!
Add a pinch of innuendo!
Alright, he is done!

My first thread is a success, 38 replies!
What a wonderful place, what a great bunch of guys!
Now what do I do? Where should I begin?
I meet my first allie, goes by the alias Jin.

The hours become days, the days become weeks,
It's just not enough, I've hit my post peak.
I look in the mirror, face tired and pale,
Suddenly, I've got it: asian female!

I make a 'friendly-man' comment and post it like bait,
I go back to the main page and I wait and I wait,
The replies 'homo' and 'gay' fly at me from a forum-flame gun,
"But I'm an Asian female," I say. The jaws drop, they are stunned.

I leap from my chair! Another successful plan!
I pound my fists to my keyboard and scream, "Who's the Man!"
Amongst one another, they squabble and whine,
Then a rebel stands forth proclaiming, "Nothing but lies!"

I don't even get a trial, my verdict already set,
The staff in agreement, "The ban wagon, he gets!"
Now aware of my blunder, I protest from my cage,
When from amidst my impending doom comes Xantar the Sage.

"Save you, I will. But leave for a while, you must."
So I pack up my bags, and board the internet bus.
He talks to the staff, he gets me acquitted,
I am amazed with his power, I can't believe he did it!

Once again a free man, as silly as a goose,
I return to GT early and begin to let loose.
I can't wait a few months, I need to post soon!
A second alias is born, which brings us to part two...

Eager to read part two, that mariolover turns the page, and the second story begins starring the one and only...

[quiet mike]

gekko, whom first had to point out his newest Mac. After telling everyone who he met at MacWorld...

[BlueFire]

Emrak came and tried to convince everyone he worked with Silicon Knights, but then...