Typhoid
09-22-2004, 08:51 PM
Well, lately i have been doing slightly better. But barely. So very very barely.
But this was the highlight of my week which happened yesterday:
We had to watch 3 videos over the course of 3 days in Marketing 11, me and the guy next to me just played cards the whole time, so we didnt know anything. We randomly filled out the sheet today and handed it it, and we got a C- on it for creativity. Its like we tried to fail and he wouldnt allow us too.
Thats the best class i have all day. Its awesome, me and the guy beside me laugh about everything, its awesome. Like today the teacher asked some asian guy that sits in front of us a question. Everything got quiet, and nobody moved, liek seriously, not an inch. So the guy next to me just burst out laughing because it was quite funny. And it was infectious, so in turn, i luahged histarically as well. This went on for 15 minutes.
Well, this is the sheet I handed in: (I have to type it out, but i assure you nothing is a lie, and while not all of these are funny, i find it hilarious i got a passing mark on it with the answers I put down.)
1. How much is the cola industry worth?
A mule and 3 majic Beans.
2. What year was coke invented in?
the year of the flying monkey.
3. Who invented Coke?
God
4.Name two other products he invented.
The Earth, and people.
5. Who was cokes competition?
The 1923 Boston red Sox.
6.Where did the Coca Cola trademark come from?
A box of cracker jacks.
7. Who was Candler? What did he suffer from?
He was the guy from "Friends". He suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
8.How much did Candler pay in 1889?
America.
9. How did Robinson launch advertising for coke?
With a rocket that was sent to Mars.
10. When did coke remove the cocaine?
19diggity3. They used diggity because the Nazis stole the word for 20.
11. Where is the coke formula kept?
In the smiles of children.
12. How much did Candler sell the Coca-Cola Company for in 1919?
Three times the price of 4 less times the amount of a lottery ticket.
13.Where and when did Pepsi origionate?
In Transylvania, in the future.
14.What does the word Pepsi mean?
Its an old Mayan word for "glitter" but the Mayans dont need it anymore on account that they all died out. We belive it was Cokes doing.
15. Why was Pepsi temporarily shut down?
the animal they got the Pepsi from died out.
16. What huge mistake did coke make?
They took out the cocaine.
17. How did coke react to WWII?
By dropping "the bomb"
18. Coke provided GI's with the taste of __________.
Jolly good times.
19. In 1919 cokes shares were worth $19. In 1950 they were worth _______.
A monkey.
20. When was Sprite introduced?
When Coke ws having its yearly box social.
21. Describe the target market of Pepsi.
Dutch people.
22. What innovative marketing campaing did Pepsi launch?
They blew up Coke headquartes.
23. What radical change did Coke make in 1985?
It was getting married.
24. How did people react?
With disgust.
25. Which is the #1 carbonated drink in the world?
Sprunt.
26. Who is winning the carbonated drink war?
The Asians, they win everything.
27. Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? Explain.
Neither, i think carbonated drinks are sent here by the devil along with rock music. You see, I am too narrowminded to accept any other form of thinking because I have been rasised this way. I live on turpintine.
But this was the highlight of my week which happened yesterday:
We had to watch 3 videos over the course of 3 days in Marketing 11, me and the guy next to me just played cards the whole time, so we didnt know anything. We randomly filled out the sheet today and handed it it, and we got a C- on it for creativity. Its like we tried to fail and he wouldnt allow us too.
Thats the best class i have all day. Its awesome, me and the guy beside me laugh about everything, its awesome. Like today the teacher asked some asian guy that sits in front of us a question. Everything got quiet, and nobody moved, liek seriously, not an inch. So the guy next to me just burst out laughing because it was quite funny. And it was infectious, so in turn, i luahged histarically as well. This went on for 15 minutes.
Well, this is the sheet I handed in: (I have to type it out, but i assure you nothing is a lie, and while not all of these are funny, i find it hilarious i got a passing mark on it with the answers I put down.)
1. How much is the cola industry worth?
A mule and 3 majic Beans.
2. What year was coke invented in?
the year of the flying monkey.
3. Who invented Coke?
God
4.Name two other products he invented.
The Earth, and people.
5. Who was cokes competition?
The 1923 Boston red Sox.
6.Where did the Coca Cola trademark come from?
A box of cracker jacks.
7. Who was Candler? What did he suffer from?
He was the guy from "Friends". He suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
8.How much did Candler pay in 1889?
America.
9. How did Robinson launch advertising for coke?
With a rocket that was sent to Mars.
10. When did coke remove the cocaine?
19diggity3. They used diggity because the Nazis stole the word for 20.
11. Where is the coke formula kept?
In the smiles of children.
12. How much did Candler sell the Coca-Cola Company for in 1919?
Three times the price of 4 less times the amount of a lottery ticket.
13.Where and when did Pepsi origionate?
In Transylvania, in the future.
14.What does the word Pepsi mean?
Its an old Mayan word for "glitter" but the Mayans dont need it anymore on account that they all died out. We belive it was Cokes doing.
15. Why was Pepsi temporarily shut down?
the animal they got the Pepsi from died out.
16. What huge mistake did coke make?
They took out the cocaine.
17. How did coke react to WWII?
By dropping "the bomb"
18. Coke provided GI's with the taste of __________.
Jolly good times.
19. In 1919 cokes shares were worth $19. In 1950 they were worth _______.
A monkey.
20. When was Sprite introduced?
When Coke ws having its yearly box social.
21. Describe the target market of Pepsi.
Dutch people.
22. What innovative marketing campaing did Pepsi launch?
They blew up Coke headquartes.
23. What radical change did Coke make in 1985?
It was getting married.
24. How did people react?
With disgust.
25. Which is the #1 carbonated drink in the world?
Sprunt.
26. Who is winning the carbonated drink war?
The Asians, they win everything.
27. Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi? Explain.
Neither, i think carbonated drinks are sent here by the devil along with rock music. You see, I am too narrowminded to accept any other form of thinking because I have been rasised this way. I live on turpintine.