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Perfect Stu
08-20-2004, 04:52 PM
Some thought provoking words from George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have
taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider
freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more,
but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more
conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees
but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment,
more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but
less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too
recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get
too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read
too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our
values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate
too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years. We've
been all the way to the moon and back, but have
trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor.
We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've
done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We
write more, but learn less. We plan more, but
accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to
wait. We build more computers to hold more
information, to produce more copies than ever, but
we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow
digestion, big men and small character, steep
profits and shallow relationships. These are the
days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier
houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick
trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one
night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a
time when there is much in the showroom window and
nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can
bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
choose either to share this insight, or to just hit
delete.

Remember, spend some time with your loved ones,
because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to
you in awe, because that little person soon will
grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you,
because that is the only treasure you can give with
your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and
your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and
an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep
inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for
someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak, and give time
to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

George Carlin

Perfect Stu
08-20-2004, 04:54 PM
for those who dont know Carlin, he was (in my mind) the greatest stand up comedian who ever lived. smart guy, as you can tell.

Swan
08-20-2004, 05:35 PM
Yeah, George Carlin's a genius.

Ace195
08-20-2004, 06:25 PM
This reminds me of the carlin quote thread.. http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6814&highlight=George+Carlin

+rep for bringin carlin back

Typhoid
08-20-2004, 07:44 PM
This man actually is my hero. Honestly. I look up to him like no other.


I have both of his books ( Brain Dropping, and Napalm and silly putty) And have been looking for a DVD or VHS of him, but havent found one.


i cant begin to say things abouyt him, for I will never stop.

But i have read both of his books at least 5 times each in the past year.

Stonecutter
08-21-2004, 12:48 AM
Internet hoax.

Not written by Carlin

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/carlin.htm

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/dontblame.html

One of the more embarrassing items making the internet/e-mail rounds is a sappy load of **** called "The Paradox of Our Time." The main problem I have with it is that as true as some of the expressed sentiments may be, who really gives a ****? Certainly not me.

I figured out years ago that the human species is totally ****ed and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a ****. Like me. I really don't care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bull**** a long time ago. It's meaningless. (See the preface of "Braindroppings.")

Another problem I have with "Paradox" is that the ideas are all expressed in a sort of pseudo-spiritual, New-Age-y, "Gee-whiz-can't-we-do-better-than-this" tone of voice. It's not only bad prose and poetry, it's weak philosophy. I hope I never sound like that.


Love the guy though.

KillerGremlin
08-21-2004, 12:56 AM
I prefer Adam Carolla's words of wisdom. He's angry, and I think he knows that, as a society, we are screwed.

We could fix our problems.....but we're all to lazy.

DarkMaster
08-21-2004, 01:59 AM
The key to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

KillerGremlin
08-21-2004, 02:13 AM
The answer is fairly obvious; You. ;)