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BreakABone
08-17-2004, 09:29 PM
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
T-U-R-T-L-E Power!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

In a half shell, they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious.
Our police and detectives are furious,
'Cause they can't find the source,
Of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness, get me a reporter!
Call April O'Neil in on this case, and
You'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste!
We need help, like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city, man it's in trouble!
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto, when there was danger.
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour,
'Cause they displayed...Turtle Power!

[Refrain]

Now our Miss Reporter was hot on the trail.
Determined to put these crooks in jail.
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened,
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and caught!
Yeah, she was all alone.
With no friends, and no phone.
Now this was beyond her worst dreams,
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens.
Headed by Shredder they were anything but good.
Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot.
They could terrorize and be angry youths, and
They mugged the people. Who needed proof?
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound!
Shouted "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed...Turtle Power!

Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?
That's TURTLE POWER!

Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission.
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightnin'.
They were once normal, but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Donatello,
Make up this group with one other fellow
Raphael. He's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.
Back to the story, it's not hard to find.
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind.
These are the words that their master instructed,
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted.
That was the last straw, spring into action.
Step on The Foot, now they're gonna lose traction.
Now this is for real, so you fight for justice,
Your shell is hard so you shout, "They can't bust us four!
Like some old coffee table."
Since you were young you've been willing and able
To defeat the snake, protect the weak,
Fight for rights and the freedom to speak.
Now the villian is showin' so you take a stand.
Back to the wall, put your sword in you hand.
Remember the words of your teacher, your master:
"Evil moves fast, but good moves faster!"
Then light, shining for your illumination:
Good versus Evil equal Confrontation.
So when you're in trouble to give in and go sour,
Try to rely on YOUR...Turtle Power!

:cool:

ZEROCOOLER
08-17-2004, 09:58 PM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

Dylflon
08-18-2004, 12:37 AM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

Do you just come on GT to insult people?

You're 20 years old aren't you? Maybe you should...uh...I don't know...act like it?

dropCGCF
08-18-2004, 12:50 AM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

jah turtl3z 0wn j00.

Perfect Stu
08-18-2004, 01:18 AM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

I nominate this for post of the year.

Way to contribute to GT, my man.

GameMaster
08-18-2004, 01:24 AM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.

I don't know how you made it this long, but you're mine now. :cool:

DimHalo
08-18-2004, 01:29 AM
On a lighter note:

I love TMNT too. And yes, I know the song too. :)

Happydude
08-18-2004, 01:50 AM
I don't know how you made it this long, but you're mine now. :cool:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fox 6
08-18-2004, 01:55 AM
Wow you guys are F@ckin Gay.
Man whats this guys problem? The rod up his butt must have a rod up it's butt

Crash
08-18-2004, 02:24 AM
man, that is why i love this forum so much... yeah there are a few people here only. but noobs don't get raped everytime they post... and insulting people is in bad form... this forums rules...

i was talking to cubedojo last night, he made a good comment about the @$$#0L3$ being gone, and it does make it a nicer forum...

well, most of us are gone anyways.

Dylflon
08-18-2004, 02:27 AM
That was no noob. That was Duffman incarnate.

What was that...his 30 somethingth banning?

MasterMind
08-18-2004, 02:41 AM
YO! it's the green machine--gonna rock the town without bein' seenhave you ever seen a turtle Get Down?--Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing soundYeah, everybody let's move--Vanilla is here with the new Jack GrooveGonna rock, and roll this place--With the power of the ninja turtle bassIceman, ya know I'm not playin'--Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin:

chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO;
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap--Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAPFeel it, if you know what i mean--Give it up, hour after hourCause in this life there's only one winner--You better aim good so you can hit the centerIn it to win, with a team of four--Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it's the:chorusVillians you better run and hide--Because one day you might not slideChoose your weapon but don't slip--Vanilla's in control with the flex of the mic gripRockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked--With the Miami drop that you like alotHittin' like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in--You better check your levelThe power of the Ninja is strong--Fightin' all the crooks until they're all out cold

chorus

Acebot44
08-18-2004, 02:49 AM
Vanilla Ice.......

I think we've reached the end.

MasterMind
08-18-2004, 02:56 AM
Sorry guys! Vanilla Ice was the first thing that came to my mind when I was reading this post.

Crash
08-18-2004, 03:02 AM
but it was MC hammer...

mr. ice sang



ninja ninja rap...



YO! It's the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein' seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let's move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I'm not playin' -- Devistate the show while the turtles are
sayin:

Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin' it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there's only one winner -- You better aim good so you can
hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it's
the:

Chorus
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO


Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don't slip -- Vanilla's in control with the flex of the
mic grip
Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you
like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin' all the crooks until they're all o' gone


Chorus
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Ice Ice Ice

Chorus
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

BreakABone
08-18-2004, 03:09 AM
Darnit I just come to post the Turtle Rap as well.. well Ninja Rap.. the third movie doesn't even have a catchy song

DimHalo
08-18-2004, 11:23 AM
yeah, that's the only reason the third one sucked .... LOL

BreakABone
08-18-2004, 01:08 PM
yeah, that's the only reason the third one sucked .... LOL

O there are other reasons the third one sucked, I'm sure that was the icing on the cake though

Four green Turtles
Heard the news?
Changed to Mutants by an ooze
Found on a floor
Raised by a rat
Now they're Ninjas How 'bout that?

Check it out
A fifth one found
Coming with news in Chinatown
Sent away, but now she's live
With the rest yeah
That makes five

Na na na na Ninja, Ninja Turtles
Na na na na Ninja, Ninja Turtles

Yeah!

Don't look now, a real bad dude
Painted rude with an attitude
Dragonlord - yeah that's his name
Things are never gonna be the same

Ninja Turtles are on the scene
You mess with green and it's gonna get mean
Ninja Turtles are on the scene
You mess with green and it's gonna get mean

Na na na na Ninja, Ninja Turtles
Na na na na Ninja, Ninja Turtles


Well this one is pretty simple if you read the lyrics, but let's see who guesses where it's free first.

GameMaster
08-18-2004, 02:01 PM
Does the third one suck because they discover a dumb girl ninja turtle?

Bond
08-18-2004, 02:51 PM
The first person to spot a new incarnation of Zerocooler/Duffman/Whatever receives 100 reputation points.

Ace195
08-18-2004, 03:25 PM
Ahh good ol duff man.. I wouldn't make him mad he will post cram and then make new names ect... he's done it before and sice he uses multiple computers with dial up you can't block his ip since it's static :) Duffman how I've missed you :)


[edit] The first person to spot a new incarnation of Zerocooler/Duffman/Whatever receives 100 reputation points.


Sorry Duffman..

Bond
08-18-2004, 03:46 PM
Static is when your IP remains the same and it doesn't change. You have the right idea though.

BreakABone
08-18-2004, 04:07 PM
How this went from a sweet ole thread about Turtles to a manhunt against Zerocooler I really got no clue, but eh.
Turtle Power! :D

Ace195
08-18-2004, 04:19 PM
Static is when your IP remains the same and it doesn't change. You have the right idea though.
OOh your right.. I meant to say dynamic :)... hahah sorry.....

bobcat
08-18-2004, 05:54 PM
Do you just come on GT to insult people?

You're 20 years old aren't you? Maybe you should...uh...I don't know...act like it?

I don't understand how being gay is an insult ;)

Perfect Stu
08-18-2004, 09:19 PM
I don't understand how being gay is an insult ;)

he used it, although politically incorrect, as an insult...and that's what matters.

Swan
08-18-2004, 11:05 PM
So Zerocooler/Duffman/Whatever he come's back as next time, is around 20?

You think he would have more of a life then to just sit at home on computers making different accounts here and insulting people.


Oh yes, back to the turtles. I never got around to seeing the third one, you're talking about movie right? That makes me sound completely stupid. Oh well.

Yugi Starwind
08-20-2004, 02:30 PM
geez, that duffman guy's really got a negative outlook, but anyway..
yeah i saw the 3rd one. i liked it mainly because it has to do with feudal japan and samurais..2 of my favorite things.

DimHalo
08-20-2004, 07:45 PM
the only reason I like the third one is because it has the turtles, splinter, and casey

it was a good movie but i didn't think it really displayed the cool turtle fighting ability to the extent that it could have

Yugi Starwind
08-20-2004, 11:46 PM
yeah..and the lyrics about the female turtle was from the ninja turtles series on FOX wayyyy back when. the female's name was venus de milo, like the famous painting. and the 3rd one was okay. personally, the 2nd is the best..and then the first..nah, they tie up. I can't deicde which i like better. mainly raph's yell in the 1st one was hilarious.