Woo!

[Typhoid]

On Monday or Tuesday we are getting air conditioning, but not the kind that sticks through a window, the kind that blasts cold air through your heat vents.

The only bad thing is i have to move my TV, dresser, and all my electronic stuff ( PS2, radio, clock etc.) from my room, because for some reason they haver to put a pipe through my ceiling. I have no idea why they cant do it in the next room.

*sigh* the follies of living downstairs.

So im slightly pissed i have nowhere to put my stuff after i move it.

And im also pissed because Keriann is ruining my life.

Shes supposed to be out by September 1st, shes been "looking" for places, she said she hasnt found any, but my mom has found tons.

Me and my mom dont want her here.
My dad does.

She steals things from my mom, and is a complete f****** whore.

She said " ive been looking for places but i dont know * plays with hair* i think i should stay here longer."

AHHHHH!!!!!


And my mom wont tell her to leave.

And shes ( my mom) given my dad an ultimadem. Come september 1st, if Keriann isnt gone, she'll leave.

And i know my dad will pick Keriann just to see if my mom will leave and try call her bluff. Because hes an asshole.

So come september 1st, im telling her off like nobody's buisiness.

Oh yeah, and in a few weeks her parents are coming down for a while, guess whos house they are probably staying at? Yay! F***.

The good thing is that they are Evangalists ( a religion) so if i act like an ass, and swear and stuff, they wont want her to live here. I'll try anything right now.

One thing i dont get, is my brother is completely fine with heer living with us, but he doesnt want her to move in with him. Thats right. My brother doesnt even live at my house, yet his Girlfriend does. And he yells at me everytime i say " let her move in with you."

Im planning on moving out as soon as schools over.

[Acebot44]

Man, Keriann sounds like a total clamp on the balls.

If you go through with your plan on the first, it'll probably feel real good....unless she starts crying or something.

[Typhoid]

Man, Keriann sounds like a total clamp on the balls.

If you go through with your plan on the first, it'll probably feel real good....unless she starts crying or something.




Thats exactly what she'll do, nomatter what happens. Shes a total Barbie.

But in all honesty, if she didnt live at my house, and wasnt a total "clamp to the balls" as you said, i would think she was kinda hot. But since i despise her with every bone in my body, i think no such thoughts about her. To me, she is like that stray dog that just wont f*** off.

[GameMaster]

Is it possible that one day you and Keriann might just be walking past eachother and then start making love in the hallway?

[Fox 6]

Is it possible that one day you and Keriann might just be walking past eachother and then start making love in the hallway?

LOL!!!! :p

[Typhoid]

Is it possible that one day you and Keriann might just be walking past eachother and then start making love in the hallway?




.......:wtf:




Shes my brothers girlfreind.

[GameMaster]

.......:wtf:




Shes my brothers girlfreind.

Wouldn't the fact that it'd be a hot, steamy affair make it all the more enticing?

[Fox 6]

Wouldn't the fact that it'd be a hot, steamy affair make it all the more enticing?

:rofl:

[Ace195]

GM, ahh.... *wipes tear* +rep....


*sees typhoid down the road making hot steamy....... with his brothers girlfriend*


OMFG *dies laughing*

[Hero2]

The good thing is that they are Evangalists ( a religion) so if i act like an ass, and swear and stuff, they wont want her to live here. I'll try anything right now.


sweet pull an all night GTA party and swear like theres no tommorow. Or you could alwase learn to speak latin and roll your eyes in the back of your head.

Good luck and if all else failes streak naked thru the halls ^^b

[Classic Rocker]

hahahaha so many good replies... I hink this is turning into a +rep chain

[TheSlyMoogle]

Oh yeah, and in a few weeks her parents are coming down for a while, guess whos house they are probably staying at? Yay! F***.

Well then if your mom really wants her gone then you should convince her to send me a plane ticket to your house during this time.

Boy-O!

Wouldn't that be a laugh riot when I started talking about how God doesn't exist, and how I come over all the time, and How it's in my nature to curse like a sailor, after all me parents were sailors of sorts, Arrrrgh!

Lol.

Freeloaders are lame.

[ulala06]

Well then if your mom really wants her gone then you should convince her to send me a plane ticket to your house during this time.

Boy-O!

Wouldn't that be a laugh riot when I started talking about how God doesn't exist, and how I come over all the time, and How it's in my nature to curse like a sailor, after all me parents were sailors of sorts, Arrrrgh!

Lol.

Freeloaders are lame.

oh yes, moogle+religious parents=nonononono! great idea!

[Dylflon]

I'll put on a fake moustache and come over and pretend to be another person who lives there. I'll walk around in my boxers and paint 666 on my body.

Or we could assault the parents with the airhorn in their sleep.

[Typhoid]

Wouldn't that be a laugh riot when I started talking about how God doesn't exist, and how I come over all the time, and How it's in my nature to curse like a sailor, after all me parents were sailors of sorts, Arrrrgh!

Lol.

Freeloaders are lame.



This intruigues me.

I dont know if i told you people this, but her and my mom had an argument a long time ago over Dinosaurs.

Keriann said they arnt real because evolution doesnt exist.

My mom said " then why are they here."

Keriann said " God put them there s we can learn from them."

My mom said " well, why would god want us to learn from something that never existed?"

Keriann stormed off.

I might take you up on your
offer Moogle.....just maybe....

[GameMaster]

Buy a stuffed animal dinosaur and the next time Keriann is watching TV, sit down next to her and start stimulating her with the dinosaur's firm tail.

[Acebot44]

I've seen that movie....




















:distress:

[Dylflon]

We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

[Typhoid]

We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."



Or......we could kill her.

Considering my basement floor is made of cement. And carpet.

It would take way less time to smother her while shes sleeping.

Although if i did kill her, i couldnt poke her face anymore to wake her up. Those were good times. God i hate her.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.

[ulala06]

Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.

*sob*

[Ace195]

*watches moogle wiggle his way into the dog house*


Hrm.. Killing her not the greatest idea.. I like gm's idea go get a Jurassic Park or hell just go get the anaconda toy and then ...... :D :D You know... :bendover::hump: ... Good luck to you sir..

[Typhoid]

Moogle, I'll trade you Keriann for your GF.....kidding, id much rather have your mom.:p


Ummm.....Dylans already posed the idea to me that we pay someone to rape her, but in all honesty, anyone would do it for free.

Like i said, if i didnt hate her so much, i would say shes slightly hot.

[Fox 6]

Put her in a giant box and mail her somewhere. I suggest Yemen.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Hmm So sleep with her I shall!

[ulala06]

free lay! attention lonely gamer kids! free lay over here!

[Typhoid]

free lay! attention lonely gamer kids! free lay over here!




Haha.


My brother would have to kill them then.

And i dont think she would sleep with anyone.....actually im pretty sure she wouldnt....i dont even know how old she is....i think shes like....21 or 22 or something like that. All i know is she buys me Vodka and vodka related drinks.