"Sims Survivor"

[Neo]

In honor of the premier of Survivor IV tonight on CBS, I'm posting my Sims survivor story.

The Contestants

Batman
Hillary Clinton
Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Dennis Miller
Joel Robinson
Luke Skywalker
Gwen Stefani
Wonder Woman

These 8 survivors will compete in a series of ill-conceived and uncreative immunity challenges. Win, and they cannot be voted out of the tribe. Lose, and they risk being the one to take the walk down Tikki torch lane. That lane leads to only one place – it is dark, it is dank, it is a dungeon. The final survivor will be awarded 1,000,000 simoleans.


Episode 1

The contestants are dropped off in front of what will be their new home for the next several weeks. The survivor mansion is equipped with the items necessary for survival along with a few luxury items, the most notable of which is the “love tub," a hot tub built for two. The survivors first examine their surroundings and voice combinations of approval and disapproval of the various household items. Joel and Luke head immediately for the love tub where they spend a whole 12 hours soaking themselves (Luke doesn’t seem to like girls).

Batman, Gwen and Hillary make more constructive use of their time by building up body points in the swimming pool. They know the extra strength will come in handy in the upcoming challenges. The only points Dennis Miller seems interested in acquiring are pinball points.

After getting to know each other for several days, the survivors experience their first immunity challenge, the pizza-eating contest. The goal is to be the first person to completely consume a slice of pizza. When the pizza arrives no survivor immediately goes for it. The immunity pizza sits out for a few hours before a lone Hillary Clinton comes and eats a slice, claiming the first immunity prize.

At the first tribal council, the rift between Gwen Stefani and the others is made clear as she is voted out of the tribe. Her playful nature and carefree attitude did not mesh well with the others. Gwen is banished to the cell of losers, where she will rot.

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At Tribal Council

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Not the most sanitary of living conditions.

[Neo]

Episode 2

The kitchen in the survivor mansion is constantly flooded. Roaches and dirty dishes can be seen everywhere. The survivors are offered the reward of maid service to clean up their filthy mess, but they must make downgrades in other appliances and conveniences in return. Their other choice which they turned down was to have additional beds. Right now they only have three beds, two of which are doubles. Survivors sleep on the floor rather than in the same bed with another survivor. Batman and Jennifer exchange hateful comments about Hillary since she’s always hogging one of the beds. This may work against her at the next tribal council. The immunity challenge is the mech study battle. The first person to gain a mechanical study point is Luke. Luke has the honor of lighting the tribal council fire for his victory. All the survivors gather round and sing songs until the voting process commences. When the votes are counted it is revealed that Jennifer is the next to leave. Apparently the female survivors felt threatened that the men would be partial to her good looks should she make it to the final two.

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Gossiping about Mrs. Clinton

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Luke and Joel head-to-head in the mechanical study challenge

[jshrimp3]

lol! keep us updated, i wanna see how this ends up.


i wish gwen stefani won...o well.

[Neo]

Episode 3

Team1
Hillary
Batman
Dennis

Team2
Wonder Woman
Luke
Joel


The six remaining survivors are divided into two tribes of three. For this next challenge they will be battling for team immunity rather than individual. The challenge will test the survivors' artistic abilities through canvas painting. The first team which finishes their paintings first and then sells them wins immunity. After several rounds Team 2 finally completes the challenge. Hillary was the downfall of Team 1 as she would never paint for a long duration. However, the votes do not reflect this as Dennis is voted out of the tribe. After tribal council the two tribes merge back together into a single tribe once again.

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Batman loses control and tries to take Jennifer up the backside.

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Hillary gives Wonder Woman a good rub-down.

[Neo]

Sorry about the lack of updates, I know you've all been riveted to this thread to find out what will happen next.

Episode 4

Joel and Luke make their feelings known for each other in a passionate exchange of gay love. After so long of being confined to the house, the survivors become sex-starved and begin hitting on each other. Joel and Luke are the only ones who see major action, however Luke gets a little action with Wonder Woman in the tub when Joel’s back is turned. Luke receives his just desserts when Batman goes nuts and tries to do him from behind. Joel gets jealous and slaps Batman for his unwarranted anal intrusion. Afterwards Luke tried to make amends by planting a fiery one on Joel but was refused. It remains to be seen how first lovers’ quarrel will affect their alliance.


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An embrace.

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Joel slaps Batman after he sexually assaults Luke, who obviously is not feeling well after his encounter.

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Hillary's water breaking?

Despite having an overwhelming physical point advantage going into the latest challenge, Batman is not able to pull off a victory. Instead it is Luke who sees immunity once again. At Tribal council Hillary is voted out of the tribe by her vindictive tribemates who care more about getting rid of her than about breaking up the rock-solid alliance between Joel and Luke.

[jeepnut]

I must say, this is brilliant.

Keep it coming Neo.

[Revival]

This is awesome Neo -- keep em coming!

[One Winged Angel]

lol... thats really funny... keep it up dude.

[jeepnut]

You ever gonna update again Neo? I was really looking forward to the next installment. Hopefully you will have time to get the next one up soon! :D

[Neo]

Actually I had the whole thing finished last year. I've just been sitting on it for a while. I thought I'd wait until Survivor Thursday. There's only a couple episodes (of the Sims) left. You can only do so much when you have a maximum of 8 people.

[Neo]

Episode 5

The Remaining Survivors:

Batman
Joel Robinson
Luke Skywalker
Wonder Woman


Both Joel and Luke decide to garner support from Batman by flirting with him some. Unfortunately this tactic backfires and turns Joel and Luke against each other. They cannot contain their jealousy as they turn to bickering and fighting amongst themselves. Animosity now runs strong between the 4 remaining survivors.

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And another thing!

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Luke turns his back on his man-lover.

The last immunity challenge was a physical one so this will be a mental one. The survivors are given a variety of questions on different subjects. Those most knowledgeable of a certain subject are able to answer the question correctly. In a heated battle Joel edges Luke for immunity. At tribal council Batman and Wonder Woman announce they’ve had enough with Joel and Luke’s partnership as they vote Luke out of the tribe.

Voting pattern:

Joel – Batman
Batman – Luke
Luke – WW
WW – Luke

[Neo]

Final Episode

With Luke gone the final three survivors are Batman, Joel and Wonder Woman. In the world of the Sims one cannot survive w/o a decent job. So the final immunity challenge involves simply getting and maintaining jobs. Joel gets fired from his job almost immediately, and Wonder Woman is soon to follow. So after several close calls Batman finally wins an immunity challenge. Knowing how much the other Survivors favored Joel, Batman decides his best chance to win is to vote Joel out of the tribe and take Wonder Woman to the final two.

The last 5 members to be voted out of the tribe then come back and vote on the final two. In a 3-2 decision Wonder Woman is voted to be the Ultimate Survivor. Batman realizes there was just no way for him to put together a victory due to his limited popularity. Even so the dark knight breaks down sobbing in defeat.

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Wonder Woman sits in her Survivor throne surrounded by the urns of past survivors. A mourning Batman looks on wondering what he could have done differently.

The End

[Revival]

*claps*

Bravo Neo! That was cool.. I have one question for you -- how did you get the members who were voted off out of the game?

[Neo]

That was the easy part, I just banished them to a room with no doors. Eventually they starved, hence all the urns.

[Revival]

Haha.. good one Neo. I gotta try that. I think I might try to make one of my own :D

[Neo]

There are tons of well-known skins you can download off the internet. I downloaded 16 of them with the intention of making a 2nd one, but so far I haven't had the will to do it.

[Revival]

Got any links to help me along with my search? :D

[Neo]

thesimsresource.com

[Revival]

Thankei :D