DID Any one of you...

[fingersman]

Ever get into a fight or fights, if so did you win? lose? Did you get your a$$ beaten in? and what was it that made you fight?


Well I got in a fight once....I won, it was easy really i just got him in a corner and threw kicks ( jumps kicks included ;) ) and then I backed off and the guys threw rocks at me and I dodged them then I saw the teachers coming and ran off before the I got caught fighting. I wasn't touched in the fight. :D


The cause :
I was at school and a whole bunch of guys was sitting on the pavement at lunch time just chilling and me friend beside me threw a rock and hit a guy called D, then he asked who hit him and the my friend pointed at me, ( he was joking around of course), so I told the guy it wasn't me and I was laughing when I said cause i really thought it funny, he told me don't do it again, I then repeated it wasn't me....

Ok then my friend then did same thing again....he came over again curseing this time....this procedure happen about 2 more times, then he pushed me and then ..well i put him in a corner and hehehehehehe, well you know what happened. :D

What about you guys and i especially want to hear if the girls in the forum got into any fights. :D

[BigJustinW]

I got in only one non sport related fight in my life... and it was with my Step Bro... when we talk about it he says he won, and I say I won. :D

Right now we are like best friends

[Xantar]

Nope. For some reason, everybody's really careful not to piss me off or get into a fight with me. Probably has something to do with my martial arts training...

[Happydude]

Originally posted by Xantar
Nope. For some reason, everybody's really careful not to piss me off or get into a fight with me. Probably has something to do with my martial arts training...


pshh...i can kick your ass!;)

[BigJustinW]

Originally posted by Xantar
Nope. For some reason, everybody's really careful not to piss me off or get into a fight with me. Probably has something to do with my martial arts training...

Marshall Arts? How exactly does that make people scared of you? Are you physically intimidating?

I did Kick Boxing, and I have done some Karate, but nobody really knows about it, not even my friends.

[Perfect Stu]

I got in one big huge fight...5 guys ambushed me and beat me like a government mule...I did beat them as hard as I could, though...I remember kicking one guy in the nuts and breaking another's jaw from a crazy haymaker. But I couldn't take 5 guys on...so I lost (obviously).

The reason: I'm still looking into that...

I've also got into a fight with one of my friends (beat his scrawy ass up), and my dad...the fight with my dad wasn't as violent...we were more like tackling each other...but it was serious...

Anyways, ya...

[Joeiss]

I have been in a couple of fights. One time I fought this kid at a park near my house. I kicked the **** out of him, and that was that.

It started because I was walking to my friend's house and there is a park there. I was walking along the sidewalk, minding my own business, when this dude buddy starts yelling at me. He said something like "You are a gay homo!" So I walked up to him and said that all homo's are gay... unless he was talking about homosapiens. So then he pushed up, and the fight happened.

I am still wondering why he was sitting by himself at the park, though. :unsure:

[Angrist]

:hmm: I thought I replied to this some days ago... ::confused:
Last (serious) fight I had was about 7 years ago I guess... when I was 11... :D I don't think I won or lost.

*hears Michael Jackson*I'm a lover, not a fighter

My best friend and his brother are karatekas, so we're sometimes sparring a bit... but the problem with them is that they don't know their own strengths, so they sometimes hurt me and another friend... :unsure:

[Xantar]

Originally posted by BigJustinW


Marshall Arts? How exactly does that make people scared of you? Are you physically intimidating?

Nope. I'm actually short and not very built up (although according to other people I'm a lot stronger than I look).

I just make a point of letting everybody know that I do martial arts, and I can demonstrate fancy kicks and so forth. There's also something about my posture or something that makes people think I'd be willing to kill to defend myself (which is probably true, but since I've never actually defended myself from a serious attack, I wouldn't know).

It also helps to describe what dying at my hands would feel like in great detail (for example, if I use a throat jab, your windpipe collapses, you will feel enough pain in that area to incapacitate you, your lungs will begin to burn, you will hyperventilate in an attempt to get air, your eyesight will grow dim and your brain will probably go haywire from lack of oxygen. The entire process takes as long as 5 minutes. When people hear that, they don't really want to try to see if I would actually do that to them).

[Drunk Hobbit]

Or if someone knows your weakness they can throw a labtop at you, give you a topic, and you'll write up a fanfic as the person runs away. :D

[PureEvil]

Originally posted by Xantar
Nope. I'm actually short and not very built up (although according to other people I'm a lot stronger than I look).

I just make a point of letting everybody know that I do martial arts, and I can demonstrate fancy kicks and so forth. There's also something about my posture or something that makes people think I'd be willing to kill to defend myself.

Or maybe people just don't like you, so they leave you alone. :unsure:


:D

[Xantar]

Originally posted by Danchastu
Or if someone knows your weakness they can throw a labtop at you, give you a topic, and you'll write up a fanfic as the person runs away. :D

*whips out knife*

What the hell are you implying? Are you saying that I talk too much? I believe in the power of brevity. There have been many times when I changed the entire dynamic of a conversation with a single sentence or even a single word. People don't remember speeches. They remember catchphrases. They remember high points. I learned that in psychology a month ago, but I've known it for a long time.

Just because I want to go into detail in my posts you think I can't type posts that are shorter than 100 words? You think I'm so in love with my words that I'll lose track of the objective while I get carried away by my speech?

It's not going to happen, buddy!

*realizes Danchastu is gone by now*

Nutz...

Originally posted by PureEvil

Or maybe people just don't like you, so they leave you alone.

Erm...if they didn't like me, wouldn't they beat me up more often? :unsure:

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by Xantar


Erm...if they didn't like me, wouldn't they beat me up more often? :unsure:

apparently not, I've only been attacked once...:D.....wait a second....:unsure:

[PureEvil]

Originally posted by Xantar
Erm...if they didn't like me, wouldn't they beat me up more often? :unsure:

That's possible, but it's even more likely that they'd just avoid you in general. Simply because they don't like you, and want nothing to do with you. :D

Not to mention that at your age, violence would result in assault charges, so that kind of rules that out...

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by Xantar


Nope. I'm actually short and not very built up (although according to other people I'm a lot stronger than I look).

I just make a point of letting everybody know that I do martial arts, and I can demonstrate fancy kicks and so forth. There's also something about my posture or something that makes people think I'd be willing to kill to defend myself (which is probably true, but since I've never actually defended myself from a serious attack, I wouldn't know).

It also helps to describe what dying at my hands would feel like in great detail (for example, if I use a throat jab, your windpipe collapses, you will feel enough pain in that area to incapacitate you, your lungs will begin to burn, you will hyperventilate in an attempt to get air, your eyesight will grow dim and your brain will probably go haywire from lack of oxygen. The entire process takes as long as 5 minutes. When people hear that, they don't really want to try to see if I would actually do that to them). I hope you don't say that to girls, Thanh. :p

[Drunk Hobbit]

Yeah it's a real turn on for them...knowing how you can kill them and all... :unsure:

[BigJustinW]

Maybe he's so ugly nobody wants to touch him :p

jk

for example, if I use a throat jab..

Someone would have to be caught off gaurd horribly to be hit in the neck

[Xantar]

Come to think of it, I've never gotten laid or even gone on a date...

Oh wait, that's just because I'm not interested in girls. :p

*pulls out knife again and waits for someone to ask him if he's gay*

Did I mention that I carry a knife?

*considers editing his name out of BlueFire's post*
*settles for impaling BlueFire on his knife*

Someone would have to be caught off gaurd horribly to be hit in the neck

Of course, and if I had to kill somebody, I wouldn't do it that way. But as most people aren't martial artists, they don't think about that as I'm telling it to them.

[BigJustinW]

Originally posted by Xantar
Come to think of it, I've never gotten laid or even gone on a date...

Do it while your still young...

wait.. you are the same age as me huh?

I'm not going to laugh in your face

*walks to bedroom*

*cries laughing*

*walks out*

Has a girl even offerd you some?

[Drunk Hobbit]

I had this one friend that reminds me of you Xantar. Except that you don't amputate parakeets' legs and hack into major corporations' computers...or do you? :hmm:

[BlueFire]

Originally posted by Xantar

*considers editing his name out of BlueFire's post*
*settles for impaling BlueFire on his knife*
You can thank detective shooter. ;)

[Revival]

Xantar:

[Xantar]

Originally posted by BigJustinW


Do it while your still young...

wait.. you are the same age as me huh?



Nope. I'm a year younger than you. And Spring Break is coming up soon...

But to answer your question, no, no girl has ever offered it to me. They all know I'll refuse. I imagine it's not hard for a girl to tell whether a guy is interested in sex at all.

[Angrist]

Originally posted by Shooter
Xantar: :hmm: What's that??

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Xantar
Come to think of it, I've never gotten laid or even gone on a date...

Oh wait, that's just because I'm not interested in girls. :p

*pulls out knife again and waits for someone to ask him if he's gay*



Hey Xantar, are you...I mean...am I gay?

[Revival]

Originally posted by Angrist
:hmm: What's that??
When I went to add his name to my ICQ list, it showed his full name, but I removed it for here because I didn't know if he wanted to have his first and last name exposed.

I was the one that found it, and told BLueFire -- so you have me to thank :D

[Joeiss]

Hardy har har, Xantar. I thought you retired from being a moderator... I didn't know that you could still edit my posts...

[Xantar]

I'm retiring as soon as the site I'm working for goes up. That's coming soon, but I don't know exactly when. So I just warned everybody ahead of time that I'm not going to be a mod much longer.

My replacement is probably going to spend his/her first few days just going around editing my posts in revenge. :unsure:

*looks back over topic*

Hey, how did this turn into a topic about me? :mad:

Oh well. At least someone will be able to include my name next time I post in the "Person Above" topic.

[Joeiss]

Originally posted by Xantar
*looks back over topic*

Hey, how did this turn into a topic about me? :mad:

Why? Becuase of your knowledge of martial arts, your inability, or reluctant manner of getting chicks, and you bringing up the question about you being gay. I then responded, and you edited me. :mad:

Oh well, I guess that is what mods do! :p

[fingersman]

Damn I asked about people's fights not Xantar's sex life. :unsure:

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by fingersman
Damn I asked about people's fights not Xantar's sex life. :unsure:

what sex life?

;)

:unsure:

*runs away*

[Joeiss]

Haha... Yeah, you mean, non sex life!



Which is perfectly fine... Because I bet 90% of the people on these forums don't get any play. Including me. :(


Oh, so back onto fights... I wasn't involved in it, but today across the street from my house, there was a fight. It was pretty good. It was a four on four fight. It was pretty clean until this one guy slammed another guy's face into the ground. Blood everywhere. It was pretty cool.

But then it became a four on three, and it was pretty unfair... I was watching it, and these kids were in grade 8 or 7, so I broke it up because the one group was getting beat pretty bad.

[Perfect Stu]

Originally posted by Joeiss
Haha... Yeah, you mean, non sex life!



Which is perfectly fine... Because I bet 90% of the people on these forums don't get any play. Including me. :(


Oh, so back onto fights... I wasn't involved in it, but today across the street from my house, there was a fight. It was pretty good. It was a four on four fight. It was pretty clean until this one guy slammed another guy's face into the ground. Blood everywhere. It was pretty cool.

But then it became a four on three, and it was pretty unfair... I was watching it, and these kids were in grade 8 or 7, so I broke it up because the one group was getting beat pretty bad.

did you throw any punches? you just GOTTA get a few in while ya can ;)

[Andromida_]

I've gotten in many verbal fights probably because that's just the person I am... But I don't remember ever getting in a serious fist fight unless it was with my sister.