The General Chat Thread

[Dylflon]

Hey. Come here to talk about whatever. Getting off topic is A-OK considering there is no topic.



I'm trying to get images together for a new pirate themed sig. I got Johnny Depp. I have to find images of the pirate and pirate kittens from La Pucelle and the pirate from the new Fire Emblem.

Oh, and +rep to whoever can make me a funny communist avatar and host it.

Has to be 64x64 pixels.

[Typhoid]

Oh, and +rep to whoever can make me a funny communist avatar and host it.





Communist.......avitar........?





why?

[DeathsHand]

Communist.......avitar........?





why?

Because communism is cool, as are pirates...

[Professor S]

If communism is cool, then fascism is RAD.

[Bond]

What a terrific and original idea!

[Perfect Stu]

I almost dunked on my slightly-lower-than-regulation basketball net today...




BOO-YAW!

[Crono]

Communist avatar?

Nothing is better than teh Stalin!!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Swan]

I have a mohawk guy.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D



<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Typhoid]

Ummm......I......have......a radio station..
<----


If it will make you guys happier, i could say its a communist station...


Anyways....Stupid Hot sister had to leave me with nothing to do.

[Crono]

All other avatars suck on this board. All must bow down to the great lord Josef Stalin, who we are indebted to for the privlege of existence.

*bow*

[Vampyr]

Anyways....Stupid Hot sister had to leave me with nothing to do.

Or no one. :sneaky:

I dont have an avatar right now. :sneaky:

[Swan]

Or no one. :sneaky:

I dont have an avatar right now. :sneaky:


Nope all you have is "tropies" from all the games you've "won".

He's still there.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:D:D:D

[Ginkasa]

Post crammers worship these threads.

FYI.


*shrugs and walks away*

[ZebraRampage]

My sister got her license today, which is pretty scary..

[Vampyr]

My sister got her license today, which is pretty scary..

I MIGHT be getting my liscence this coming monday. I'm terrified. :(

Oh, and I'm going to out to eat Chinese tomorrow. So that's a plus. :D And the quest for Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow will begin yet again...

[Typhoid]

When you guys say "get your license" do you mean your Learners licenses, or real ones?

And im going for the test by the end of the month.

[Acebot44]

I got my learners Permit like last week I think. 6 months from now and I'll be driving :)

[Vampyr]

When you guys say "get your license" do you mean your Learners licenses, or real ones?

And im going for the test by the end of the month.

I'm talking about getting the real thing. I got my permit nearly a year ago, so I could have went for my liscence nearly 6 months ago...but I've been a bit lazy and I havn't been practicing much.

[ZebraRampage]

When you guys say "get your license" do you mean your Learners licenses, or real ones?

And im going for the test by the end of the month.

I'm talking about the real thing as well. My sister only got her Junior License though. I'll be getting my Senior License on July 13th. I've had my license for 6 months, I'm 17 1/2, I've had no accidents, and I took a drivers ed, and highway safety class, which gave me a discount on insurance. I think you need all of that to get your Senior License. Not sure about the age though.

[Perfect Stu]

need not worry, driver's tests are easy

[Canyarion]

I still have to start driving lessons. :(

[Dylflon]

I've put off the whole driving thing for so long. Sometimes I regret it. I usually don't care though.

[GameMaster]

I've put off the whole driving thing for so long. Sometimes I regret it. I usually don't care though.

Me too, I'm 18 and I still have only a permit, I have to get the license this summer though because my mom can't take me to college next year. Hasn't really bothered me though. I can usually get a ride from a friend or I ride my bike to local places.

[Dylflon]

I strongly dislike oversleeping.

[Perfect Stu]

I either undersleep or oversleep...therefore I'm always tired

it's the main reason why I work out anymore...I dont do it for athletics, I do it to wake myself up.

[Dylflon]

http://www.oralse.cx/giver.jpg

Is anyone else hungry?

[Seth]

lol, great.

[Classic Rocker]

I could go for some grindage right now.

[ZebraRampage]

So, what's everyone listening to?

At the moment, I'm listening to..

A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum

[Typhoid]

If your talking right this second, im listening to "Die, All right" By The Hives, who i think are one of the best sounding bands arouind, but they are underappreciated.

If your talking in general, im listening to The Hives, Franz Ferdinand, The Killers, The Strokes, The Vines, The Darkness, Jet, The White Stripes, Gob, dropkick Murphys, Hot Hot Heat and Sloan, there are way more, but i listen to these bands the most.

Oh yeah, i also quite frequently listen to Germy's Spintoband. Good Songs.

[Vampyr]

So, what's everyone listening to?

At the moment, I'm listening to..

A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum

I was listening to Dashboard Confessionals earlier. Nice band. Not listening to anything right now, though. May turn up the music later.

And how is the weather? It has been raining and storming off and on every day since summer started here.

[Classic Rocker]

I'm listening to Zeppelin- Good Times Bad Times

The weather has been nice this weekend. All sun!

[GameMaster]

I'm listening to Bananaphone by Raffi.

[ZebraRampage]

I'm listening to Bananaphone by Raffi.

Nice!!! A few days ago, I had that song stuff in my head for 3 days straight!! AH THE MADNESS. Oh and Vampyr, it's been in the 80s and it has been sunny and occasionally humid.

[Dylflon]

Listening to Float On by Modest Mouse. I like it.

[The Germanator]

I've been listening to some RJD2, Pavement, and Nellie McKay. All good CD's and such.

[Acebot44]

Kno of Cunninlynguists version of Jay-Z's Black album, The White Albulum. You should definently check out the track "Threat" of the White Albulum. I like it a hell of a lot more than the Grey and Black Album's.

[Dylflon]

Has anyone played the demo for The Red Star? That game is fun and it's about communists. One of the characters actually fights with a hammer and sickle.

EDIT:

I really want to see Anchorman.

http://www.movie-source.com/stills/1475_8.jpg

[GameMaster]

I want to see Anchorman and The Terminal.

[Seth]

I have no interest in seeing The Terminal. It looks retarded.


Anchorman....I'll have to suprnova it.

[Fox 6]

I Played the demo for Red Star and it kicks total ass. Can't wait for it to come out in September.

[Dark Samurai]

Is it me, or is The Terminal another Cast Away, starring Tom Hanks, again.

[Bond]

The Terminal was a very good movie. It stars Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and is directed by Steven Spielberg.

[Ace195]

The Terminal was a very good movie. It stars Tom Hanks and Catherine Zeta-Jones, and is directed by Steven Spielberg.
But why does that make it a good movie ?

You saw cast away right? I think the best actor in that movie was wilson. Although if catherine zeta jones was stuck on that island with him it might have been better. Alright bond you got me I'll go see the damn movie....



RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH .........


*screams and runs away*

[BlueFire]

The Terminal was a cool movie. Ending was alright. Catherine-Zeta Jones is HOT.

Anchorman, I really didn't like.. heh :P I left halfway during the movie with my friend to go see White Chicks. Hey, it's stupid stereotypical humor, but it was funny either way :P

[Ginkasa]

White Chicks. Just the title hurts my brain >_<


*shrugs and walks away*

[Fox 6]

The Terminal is just another chick flick you can take your girlfriend to see.

[Acebot44]

The Terminal was alright. Not that great, but I enjoyed for the most part. Dodgeball is way overrated. Not really as funny as everyone says IMO. White Chicks was great though. I love the Wayans brother's and that type of comedy so it was very enjoyable for me.

I still need to see Anchorman, Saved, and Napoleon Dynamite. Anyone seen the last two?

[Typhoid]

The Terminal is pretty much a true story, and i know how the story turns out, so i have no need to watch the movie.




"Sometimes it feels like your living in an airport doesnt it."
Tom hanks stares hatredly at fat guy shaving.

[Ginkasa]

It was inspired by a true story, not based off of it. They're different enough to see the movie if that's all that's keeping you away.


*shrugs and walks away*

[Dylflon]

I have the house to myself today. WOOHOO!

And I also got payed my monnies today. I am $50 richer.

[Vampyr]

I'm leaving tomorrow and I'll be gone for a week.

Take care you guys, and post some cool stuff while I'm gone.

[Dylflon]

Why do people lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

[Typhoid]

Why do people lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?


You can light them on fire, blow up the toilets, climb through the airducts and break in.


Thats what happened to the bathrooms at that outdoor kiddie pool next to my house on that one Halloween, they lleft the doors unlocked, and someone lit fireworks off in the toilet and it set the building on fire.

[Dylflon]

Yeah, but I was making a joke.

[Dyne]

You know what? It took me six months to forget French completely. I missed several opportunities on my vacation because I wasn't fluid. Thank god I remembered "You smell really nice" and "Nice ass. Do you like anal?"

But still..

[GameMaster]

I like that adorable baby in your avatar.

[Dyne]

It's Bonk!

[ZebraRampage]

I don't know how I started, but this is the third day in a row that I've been biting my lip. It has been pissing me off, and it hurts.. :(

[Dylflon]

Biting your lip? I did that for a while. It's hard to stop.

Dyne and I are about to go see Anchorman. Woohoo.

[Typhoid]

Biting your lip? I did that for a while. It's hard to stop.

Dyne and I are about to go see Anchorman. Woohoo.



Stupid yardwork deals for CD's. You shoulda gone like, to the show an hour later then i could have gone. Stupid......blah...

[Ace195]

Hey was that movie any good ? Myself and my girlfriend have been wanting to go see that but no free time she says if it's not good we have to go see the notbook.. *dies* please tell me it was the funniest thing you ever saw.

[ZebraRampage]

Hey was that movie any good ? Myself and my girlfriend have been wanting to go see that but no free time she says if it's not good we have to go see the notbook.. *dies* please tell me it was the funniest thing you ever saw.

Hmm...The Notebook..that sucks. Hopefully Anchorman is hilarious. I need money before I can go see it though. :(

[GameMaster]

How often does everyone get their hair cut?

[ZebraRampage]

I get mine cut every 2 or 3 months. I prefer it to be longer.

[Fox 6]

I usually get it cut every 2 months.

[Acebot44]

I had let my hair grow for about 5 months until about 3 weeks ago when I cut it off....I miss my hair :( I guess I'll grow it back again.

[Typhoid]

I think i might let my hair grow until Christmas, and the last time i got it cut was in May i think...

[Seth]

My hair grows fast.

The last time I got it cut was in Febuary. It's close to my shoulders now. I was thinking about dreading it but too much hassle I guess. I like my hair semi long. Just long enough to cover my eyes if I pull it down in front of my face.



Has anyone here had a prostate check? lol

I'm not looking forward to my 40's.

[ZebraRampage]

Has anyone here had a prostate check? lol

I'm not looking forward to my 40's.

I wasn't expecting that kind of question. I'm not looking forward to my 40s either..ow.. Hopefully I'll get a female doctor. :)

[Dylflon]

Hey was that movie any good ? Myself and my girlfriend have been wanting to go see that but no free time she says if it's not good we have to go see the notbook.. *dies* please tell me it was the funniest thing you ever saw.

Seriously, It's the funniest move I've ever seen. It's really stupid and ridiculous but it's so damn funny.

[zero hero]

Anchorman was pretty sweet.......

Brian: "Ron?! I can't understand what you're saying!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Burgundy: "I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!!" [Phone booth]

Yeah... That was one of my favorite parts...... That, and the gang war....

[Dylflon]

Yeah... That was one of my favorite parts...... That, and the gang war....

¡La Policia!

[ZebraRampage]

I hate rainy days like this. It's not really a summer shower; it's more like the cold rain we get in early spring or in the fall. I'm tired too. Well of to burning some Beatles Anthology cds.

[Typhoid]

I hate rainy days like this. It's not really a summer shower; it's more like the cold rain we get in early spring or in the fall.



You lucky bastard. Dont be complaining about the cold. I would kill someone for rain right now. I think like, almost all of summer its been about 33c here every day.


*Curses the fact he lives in a valley*

[Seth]

In Vancouver.

no. Not according to Zach Spencer. More like high 20's.

But ya, Vancouver area is going to be getting hotter right about now. Expected 30 degree+ weather for a while.

Okanagan gets too hot. Lower Mainland is about right.

Osoyoos is expected to be around 44 degrees sometime.

It's more like 35 where I live.

[Typhoid]

In Vancouver.

no. Not according to Zach Spencer. More like high 20's.

But ya, Vancouver area is going to be getting hotter right about now. Expected 30 degree+ weather for a while.

Okanagan gets too hot. Lower Mainland is about right.

Osoyoos is expected to be around 44 degrees sometime.

It's more like 35 where I live.



Buddy.

It has been higher than 30 here almost every day since summer started.

Dont say the lower mainland is about right. Thats where i live. Its f****** hot. today its 34. Yesterday was 34. Day before was about 34. Every day since summer started has been about 34. Not good.

Im going to Osoyoos next week, and they ( weather people) said that it would be around 40.

[Dylflon]

Bouncer, you should take a trip down to Port Coquitlam and hang with me, Dyne and typhoid. We could catch a movie.

[ZebraRampage]

You lucky bastard. Dont be complaining about the cold. I would kill someone for rain right now. I think like, almost all of summer its been about 33c here every day.


*Curses the fact he lives in a valley*

I'm not complaining about the cold...I'm just annoyed that it's raining, and that it's that annoying kind of rain. Besides, I prefer colder weather over hotter weather.

[Fox 6]

Right now i would kill for rain. It's hot, humid, and sticky. Last week it rain for about 5 minutes, it felt so good.

[ZebraRampage]

It has just been raining a lot lately...which I know a lot of you want, but I want to be able to do some things outside. I wish I had my bike fixed because I miss going on 15 mile bike rides, even though it's not really safe where I live. Rural like roads with tons of cars..not fun. I go up to Philly though and ride my bike on Kelly Drive and West river drive(no cars allowed on saturday or sunday, not sure which day), so it's fun. Damn, I just realized how much I miss my bike. Good exercise, which I should be doing even though I don't technically NEED it.

[GameMaster]

What do you guys do when you're really angry? One of my good friends recently punched some household objects which I've heard of before but he also roared two times which I thought was interesting. Yearning to find out more about his roaring, I asked him about it online and he said it's a great stress reliever but it only works when you're sincerely angry. So I thought it sounded cool, so the next time I'm angry I'm going to try letting out a roar.

[Acebot44]

I just curse under my breath or listen to some music. I don't really get very angry.

My bro on the other hand can't handle anything calmly. About 4 days ago, he got into an arguement with my Dad and knocked a kitchen chair over and then went to his room, punched the wall, and the next day his knuckles were all crusty from dried blood and the wall had a 5 inch diameter of splatered blood on it. That was mellow for him.

Maybe you should do art when you're angry. God knows how many retarted paintings are considered brilliant just because you threw paint on a canvas :p

[ZebraRampage]

Maybe you should do art when you're angry. God knows how many retarted paintings are considered brilliant just because you threw paint on a canvas :p

That reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer made the art through his anger. Well basically only his first work of "art" was through anger..with the barbeque grill.

Well..it's interesting that you should bring this up GM. I've been scared at how angry I've been lately. Throughout my life I've just tried to ignore most things that upset me or make me angry and just move on. That also means that I kept a lot of anger inside of myself. This year...I have probably yelled more than I ever have in my life. My older sister gets the bulk of it, but she truly deserves it, and my dad actually is thankful because now he doesn't always have to yell..ha.. I still don't like yelling..even if I do it. I feel bad about doing it..but I guess sometimes we all have to yell.

[Dyne]

I don't get that angry. I usually tap it through exercise sometimes if it's there though.

[Typhoid]

I dont get angry.

But when im stressed or frusterated, i punch the heavybag.

But then again, i also punch it to build stamina and get in shape, so who knows.

All i know is i still cant feel my arms.

[Ace195]

I dont get angry.

But when im stressed or frusterated, i punch the heavybag.

But then again, i also punch it to build stamina and get in shape, so who knows.

All i know is i still cant feel my arms.
I have a little doll that a good friend of mine gave to me and I just pick fur off of it.. It's almost bald.. DAMN.... Need to kill... Finds hero2

[Vampyr]

What do you guys do when you're really angry? One of my good friends recently punched some household objects which I've heard of before but he also roared two times which I thought was interesting. Yearning to find out more about his roaring, I asked him about it online and he said it's a great stress reliever but it only works when you're sincerely angry. So I thought it sounded cool, so the next time I'm angry I'm going to try letting out a roar.

I wonder who you are talking about? :rolleyes:

But I've never get angry, I'm always laid back and cool headed, so I guess all that stress and anger just builds up over time and when someone pushes it over the edge then all of it comes out. I dont guess it's healthy to let it all build up like that, but I don't really notice until I fly off on something.

So on the rare occasions that I do get angry I punch things...and...roar. I probably wont get that mad again for a couple years at least.

[Dylflon]

I'm heading up to the mall today with a friend to strike up conversations with complete strangers. I was doing it yesterday on my walk home from blockbusters.

Should be fun. I'm either going with my friend Russ or with Dyne provided I can get a hold of him. But I remember him saying something about being gone today.

[Vampyr]

I'm heading up to the mall today with a friend to strike up conversations with complete strangers. I was doing it yesterday on my walk home from blockbusters.

Should be fun. I'm either going with my friend Russ or with Dyne provided I can get a hold of him. But I remember him saying something about being gone today.

I'd like to come along. I have some homework I would rather not do. :D

So, what do these random strangers do when you start talking to them? Do you try to start convo's with just girls, or any random person that walks by?

I'm intrigued.

[Dylflon]

I talk to anyone. I think I'm going to get someone to sign my chest.

[Fox 6]

Well yesterday on the way home from Blockbusters we saw some guy wearing the same shirt as Dylflon, so he talked to him.

[GameMaster]

Anyone seen Alien vs. Predator yet? Did you enjoy it? Was it good?

[Fox 6]

I already Know how it ends, All the Predators, people, and Aliens are Robots, Its just makes sense.















J/k :p

[Dylflon]

Yeah, I went to the mall.

And i got my chest signed!

A really beautiful girl named Gina who works at Futureshop signed me.

[Acebot44]

Haha, nice!

Oh, I found out what girls do for fun! Link (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1240&NEXTID=0&PREVID=1448&DISPLAYORDER=20040714173400&CAT=movies&NSFW=)

[Dylflon]

This is an actualy transcript from an MSN conversation between Vampyr and I. Spontinaity is fun.

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
It's you.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
We have some unsettled business.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*draws sword*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
This time it isn't just your honor that is at stake, it is also your life.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
EEEEAAAAAAH!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
wahhhh!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clash*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*closes eyes and concentrates*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*wiggle...your big...toe*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I see you've improved.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
indeed. -_-
Happy Colored Marbles says:
touche
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
But you are still inexperienced.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Too bad I'll be cutting your training short.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
but I have this samurai sword thingy
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
As well as other things I will be cutting.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I knew your master well.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
He was a great rival of mine.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
It's a shame I had to kill him.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
As I will you.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
Did you really kill him? or did you kill yourself?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Well, which of the two of us stands before you now?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Prepare yourself!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
YAAAA!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clash*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*slice*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
That is but a mere taste of my power.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
it's sour
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I shall soong aquaint my sword with your neck!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
You shall taste my power!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*pulls out shot gun*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
You dishonor me.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
But you are more experienced than I thought.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Your master taught you well.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*jumps at zach*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*pulls hout the stock of the gun to reveal...a samurai blade*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Two samurai swords?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Why that's...Misurugi's sword.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
He was thoguht to be lost forever.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
How did you obtain that?
Happy Colored Marbles says:
internet
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Ah so.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Let's finish this.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*runs full speed at zach*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clang*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhweee*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*spurt*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
You got me.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
that is so
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
How could I meet such an end?
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*bows*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
did you really end? or just begin?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
The world seems so...cold....
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*slump*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
You fought well
Happy Colored Marbles says:
Fatality!

[Fox 6]

WTF? That hilarious :rofl:

[Acebot44]

Hahah! You were really into it eh Dylflon?

Oh, I stumbled onto this conversation yesterday. It's real. This is hilarious :D

worshipdagr81: Hi who's tis again?
VRS2992: I'm Virginia
VRS2992: Who are you?
worshipdagr81: I'm jesus
VRS2992: Your real name please
worshipdagr81: Jesus!
VRS2992: How's it pronounced?
worshipdagr81: Jee-Sus
VRS2992: Uh huh...
worshipdagr81: Finally you agree
VRS2992: So.....jesus....do you have a beard?
worshipdagr81: You mean ... down there
VRS2992: Lol no!!!
worshipdagr81: Clarify!!! NOW!!!
VRS2992: I mean on your face, you perverted psycho.
VRS2992: Eeek!! Dont yell...yelling makes me scared...
worshipdagr81: My face.
worshipdagr81: Why, yes, yes I do.
VRS2992: Do you have long hair?
worshipdagr81: You mean .... down there?
VRS2992: no!!!!!!!!
worshipdagr81: Oh.... meh sorta
VRS2992: are you the son of god?
worshipdagr81: God ... you mean the guy .... down there
VRS2992: lol NO!!!
VRS2992: The guy UP there, dip****.
worshipdagr81: Possibly
worshipdagr81: I am
worshipdagr81: I am the son of man
worshipdagr81: God wants me to tell you Something
VRS2992: What?
worshipdagr81: Don't worry, any problems you may ever have will be resolved as long as you love him. Anytime you feel alone he'll be there with you ...
VRS2992: .....You're into religion, aren't you?
worshipdagr81: Hell no
worshipdagr81: I'm all about Punk
worshipdagr81: What do you think I use my long hair for!!!
VRS2992: .....
worshipdagr81: and my godly powers
worshipdagr81: to turn water into ...
VRS2992: Oooooh
worshipdagr81: FUNK
VRS2992: Lol
VRS2992: Do you have hair?
worshipdagr81: ...Down there?
VRS2992: YES!
worshipdagr81: No
worshipdagr81: Jesus shaves
worshipdagr81: He's not some dirty mexican
worshipdagr81: Any other questions to ask the great JESUS
VRS2992: Oooh shaving is nice...
worshipdagr81: but it itches like hell
worshipdagr81: Jesus doesn't have time for you to sit there thinking
VRS2992: Oh, sorry Jesus
worshipdagr81: it's alright
worshipdagr81: Any more questions
VRS2992: Yes
VRS2992: How long are you?
worshipdagr81: What?
worshipdagr81: 6'3
VRS2992: Ooooh!! Tall...
worshipdagr81: and I weigh 183 pounds
VRS2992: How old are you?
worshipdagr81: 2004 years old
worshipdagr81: My 2005 birthday is coming up December 25
worshipdagr81: What did you get me?
VRS2992: Umm nothing...
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: :'(
VRS2992: Awww!!
worshipdagr81: I die for the Sin of man
worshipdagr81: and THEY CAN"T GET ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT
VRS2992: Want a lapdance? That can be your present!!
worshipdagr81: Unless it's a Lapdance of Supreme Heavenly Disorder then no.
VRS2992: Ummm a bj?
worshipdagr81: Will you give them the way my sister used to?
VRS2992: .....
VRS2992: *slap*
worshipdagr81: Did you slap my ass
VRS2992: YOU DID YOUR SISTER!!!
VRS2992: Uhh yes..
worshipdagr81: Not technically she was asleep
VRS2992: ummm shame on you
VRS2992: She's your relitive
worshipdagr81: or is she!!!
VRS2992: ....I
worshipdagr81: Any more questions for Jesus
VRS2992: Yes
worshipdagr81: What!!!
VRS2992: How big is your ****?
worshipdagr81: What an obsene question.
worshipdagr81: To ask the Great Jeus
VRS2992: Please tell me, oh great one!
worshipdagr81: Very big
VRS2992: I'm bisexual
worshipdagr81: That's nasty
VRS2992:Ineed it is.
VRS2992: And how many inches long is your ****, oh great one?
worshipdagr81: ASK AGAIN LATER
worshipdagr81: Do you have any other questions?
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: None
VRS2992: Hmmm
worshipdagr81: ...Then I must be off in my quest to find the perfect Rusty Spoon
VRS2992: NO!
VRS2992: Dont leave!
worshipdagr81: Goodbye
VRS2992: NOOO!!!
VRS2992: PLEASE STAY!
VRS2992: I'll do anything!
worshipdagr81: You had the chance to find the Cure for Cancer, the Secret of Life, the way to find Supreme Happiness and you wanted to know how big my wang was ...
worshipdagr81: For Shame---

[Dark Samurai]

Hahah! You were really into it eh Dylflon?

Oh, I stumbled onto this conversation yesterday. It's real. This is hilarious :D

worshipdagr81: Hi who's tis again?
VRS2992: I'm Virginia
VRS2992: Who are you?
worshipdagr81: I'm jesus
VRS2992: Your real name please
worshipdagr81: Jesus!
VRS2992: How's it pronounced?
worshipdagr81: Jee-Sus
VRS2992: Uh huh...
worshipdagr81: Finally you agree
VRS2992: So.....jesus....do you have a beard?
worshipdagr81: You mean ... down there
VRS2992: Lol no!!!
worshipdagr81: Clarify!!! NOW!!!
VRS2992: I mean on your face, you perverted psycho.
VRS2992: Eeek!! Dont yell...yelling makes me scared...
worshipdagr81: My face.
worshipdagr81: Why, yes, yes I do.
VRS2992: Do you have long hair?
worshipdagr81: You mean .... down there?
VRS2992: no!!!!!!!!
worshipdagr81: Oh.... meh sorta
VRS2992: are you the son of god?
worshipdagr81: God ... you mean the guy .... down there
VRS2992: lol NO!!!
VRS2992: The guy UP there, dip****.
worshipdagr81: Possibly
worshipdagr81: I am
worshipdagr81: I am the son of man
worshipdagr81: God wants me to tell you Something
VRS2992: What?
worshipdagr81: Don't worry, any problems you may ever have will be resolved as long as you love him. Anytime you feel alone he'll be there with you ...
VRS2992: .....You're into religion, aren't you?
worshipdagr81: Hell no
worshipdagr81: I'm all about Punk
worshipdagr81: What do you think I use my long hair for!!!
VRS2992: .....
worshipdagr81: and my godly powers
worshipdagr81: to turn water into ...
VRS2992: Oooooh
worshipdagr81: FUNK
VRS2992: Lol
VRS2992: Do you have hair?
worshipdagr81: ...Down there?
VRS2992: YES!
worshipdagr81: No
worshipdagr81: Jesus shaves
worshipdagr81: He's not some dirty mexican
worshipdagr81: Any other questions to ask the great JESUS
VRS2992: Oooh shaving is nice...
worshipdagr81: but it itches like hell
worshipdagr81: Jesus doesn't have time for you to sit there thinking
VRS2992: Oh, sorry Jesus
worshipdagr81: it's alright
worshipdagr81: Any more questions
VRS2992: Yes
VRS2992: How long are you?
worshipdagr81: What?
worshipdagr81: 6'3
VRS2992: Ooooh!! Tall...
worshipdagr81: and I weigh 183 pounds
VRS2992: How old are you?
worshipdagr81: 2004 years old
worshipdagr81: My 2005 birthday is coming up December 25
worshipdagr81: What did you get me?
VRS2992: Umm nothing...
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: :'(
VRS2992: Awww!!
worshipdagr81: I die for the Sin of man
worshipdagr81: and THEY CAN"T GET ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT
VRS2992: Want a lapdance? That can be your present!!
worshipdagr81: Unless it's a Lapdance of Supreme Heavenly Disorder then no.
VRS2992: Ummm a bj?
worshipdagr81: Will you give them the way my sister used to?
VRS2992: .....
VRS2992: *slap*
worshipdagr81: Did you slap my ass
VRS2992: YOU DID YOUR SISTER!!!
VRS2992: Uhh yes..
worshipdagr81: Not technically she was asleep
VRS2992: ummm shame on you
VRS2992: She's your relitive
worshipdagr81: or is she!!!
VRS2992: ....I
worshipdagr81: Any more questions for Jesus
VRS2992: Yes
worshipdagr81: What!!!
VRS2992: How big is your ****?
worshipdagr81: What an obsene question.
worshipdagr81: To ask the Great Jeus
VRS2992: Please tell me, oh great one!
worshipdagr81: Very big
VRS2992: I'm bisexual
worshipdagr81: That's nasty
VRS2992:Ineed it is.
VRS2992: And how many inches long is your ****, oh great one?
worshipdagr81: ASK AGAIN LATER
worshipdagr81: Do you have any other questions?
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: None
VRS2992: Hmmm
worshipdagr81: ...Then I must be off in my quest to find the perfect Rusty Spoon
VRS2992: NO!
VRS2992: Dont leave!
worshipdagr81: Goodbye
VRS2992: NOOO!!!
VRS2992: PLEASE STAY!
VRS2992: I'll do anything!
worshipdagr81: You had the chance to find the Cure for Cancer, the Secret of Life, the way to find Supreme Happiness and you wanted to know how big my wang was ...
worshipdagr81: For Shame---


:rofl: That was great!!!!

[Vampyr]

:rofl: That was great!!!!

I agree. That was extremely funny. :D

And until next time...Dylflon...my kung fu will reign supreme.

[Dylflon]

More MSN transcript. This time between Typhoid and I.

{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
indeed...."heh" to the maXX00000rzzzzzzzz
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
woah
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
i dont know what came over me
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*cries*
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
omg!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
it's a full moon
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
and you got bit by that noob a while back
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
wheres the moon?
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
you're transforming into a noob!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OH NO!!!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
a werenoob!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OH GOD!!!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
lock yourself in your room
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
stay away from your computer!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*pant*
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****, now im a wherenoob
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
the n00byness only comezzzz out at nite
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
omgwtfbbq!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
run for the hills!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OMFGWTF
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
LMFAOROFLOL
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
stupid abbvs.
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
my n00b skillz r 1337
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
oh god
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
oh my god
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*runs*
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
log off right now
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
before anyone gets hurt