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BreakABone
05-18-2004, 12:24 AM
Wait are you allowed to use the word penis on these boards? :confused:

Anyhow, this article is pretty interesting.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

I wonder how many people follow religion that strictly.

GameMaster
05-18-2004, 12:26 AM
LMAO! What did they do, just sit there? :lol:

I wonder what the couple thinks of the lessons? :rofl:

Perfect Stu
05-18-2004, 12:29 AM
lol

I wonder what exactly goes on during 'sex lessons'

I'm intrigued...

The Germanator
05-18-2004, 12:38 AM
WOW. How can you go through 36 years of life and just not find out? Have the ever seen a movie, a TV show, or the Discovery channel? I find this fascinating...

Jonbo298
05-18-2004, 12:46 AM
The Amish know more then those 2

Seth
05-18-2004, 12:56 AM
Them after 2 days of German sex therapy:
http://www.boomspeed.com/bouncer_n/germansex.JPG

Happydude
05-18-2004, 01:25 AM
...wow...just..wow...i'm speechless...just wow...

Typhoid
05-18-2004, 01:37 AM
I agree with H-dude...there isnt really anything valid to say to that......

Seth
05-18-2004, 01:42 AM
my uber ms paint skills are quite distinguishable in that picture.

I might do another one. I'm good with the whole, german sex fetish and sausage thing.

Dyne
05-18-2004, 01:47 AM
My mom used to think copulation was through mouth-to-mouth kissing. O_o Of course, at like 5. I didn't have any wild theories on it.

Oh god, imagine how aroused they are after all that time of not knowing. O_o

Dylflon
05-18-2004, 01:51 AM
"OH!! That's what testicles are for!"

Hero2
05-18-2004, 06:10 AM
LOL I can imagine the look on the doctors face. poor people. HAHAHAHAHA

Dark Samurai
05-18-2004, 08:45 AM
"OH!! That's what testicles are for!"

Apperently so.

That leaves me to wonder, what in the hell where they doing this WHOLE (no pun intended) time? And wheres the technology to help them out along the way?

And didnt their friends say anything like: "Did you hit that yet?" or "How was the sex?", something like that. Theyre useless.

Storm Eagle
05-18-2004, 09:06 AM
Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

mickydaniels
05-18-2004, 09:29 AM
Well, look at the bright side. That must be some marriage, I mean to go eight years without knowing or caring, and they now have a brand new dimension in their relationship.

And didnt their friends say anything like: "Did you hit that yet?" or "How was the sex?", something like that. Theyre useless.

Maybe their friends are childless, too? :confused:

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

How do you know they were Christians? It just said they were brought up in some 'religious environment' and went uanaware. If it was some Christian extreme cult or something like that, they would have had PLENTY of kids. They would have memoreized the whole book inside out and would have known of the laws about proof of virginity, dangers of being with harlots, the story about Onan spilling his seed during intercourse, the significance of a virgin Mary, adulterers, fornicators, and the like. Couldn't have been Christian extremists. Remember San Diego's 'Heaven's Gate' crew who killed themselves waiting for a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp Comet? They were prolly in something like that.

Blackmane
05-18-2004, 03:18 PM
Totally bizarre. They must have been totally sheltered from all worldly things. I wonder how much else they don't know...

Typhoid
05-18-2004, 03:27 PM
Are they Christian or something?.....and they still dont know about sex...(until now)..man, i would have Understood if they were Aumish(sp?) or something.....

TheSlyMoogle
05-18-2004, 05:23 PM
Think of it this way, They must have had a really great relationship to be able to stay together for so long without sex. Now they'll have a perfect one. Lol.

Neo
05-18-2004, 06:42 PM
I find this hard to believe. They may be exaggerating the truth

GameMaster
05-18-2004, 07:27 PM
Didn't anything ever happen at night time under the blankets?

Jason1
05-18-2004, 08:02 PM
Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

This actually dosent surprise me as much as it probably should. Some people live INCREDIBLY sheltered lives. Even a few I know personally. Like this one kid im actually fairly good friends with...now im pretty sure he knows what sex is and how to have it, but if you mention anything that he would deem inapropriate he gets very angry. Dont get me wrong, hes a nice kid and all, but he just needs to loosen up a little. Its just the way your brought up.

Canyarion
05-19-2004, 10:54 AM
Didn't anything ever happen at night time under the blankets?
Yeah makes me wonder.... it's only natural to want to touch eachother, right?? :confused:

mickydaniels
05-20-2004, 05:42 PM
Yeah makes me wonder.... it's only natural to want to touch eachother, right?? :confused:


Which keeps making me think this story is fake. They've been together for eight years and never did anything? You've got to believe they would have at least tried something, and eventually went on to other things eventually something would have happened. And they would have been like, "Oh we remember that, that's what could happen?!?!?"

GiMpY-wAnNaBe
05-22-2004, 12:19 AM
whoa....just....whoa....no words....just whoa