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Seth
04-04-2004, 07:53 PM
I can't stand the jackasses who drive hummers around in the city. WTF. "Let's flaunt how rich we are by driving an extremely low fuel economy behemoth and damage our planet needlessly."

what a bunch of tards.

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Happydude
04-04-2004, 08:03 PM
i just hate how hummers look...
Hero2
04-04-2004, 08:16 PM
The new hummers suck. The old ones arnt that bad though.
Perfect Stu
04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
Hummers are great machines...but they should not be used as recreational vehicles.
Jason1
04-04-2004, 08:34 PM
I got in one the other day at the car show...talk about huge...I couldnt see me having one.
Dyne
04-04-2004, 08:36 PM
Phf, back when I was down in San Francisco, I saw a Limousine Hummer. You haven't seen huge. THAT was huge.
Kitana85
04-04-2004, 09:34 PM
dude, they get 6 freaking miles per gallon, my Honda gets 24, and thats averege....
its horrible for the environment, esspeially with the upcoming gas crisies, and they are totally impracticle... for the price of one, you may as well buya house... and they're ugly.
Happydude
04-04-2004, 10:33 PM
dude, they get 6 freaking miles per gallon, my Honda gets 24, and thats averege....
its horrible for the environment, esspeially with the upcoming gas crisies, and they are totally impracticle... for the price of one, you may as well buya house... and they're ugly.
couldn't have said it better myself.
The Germanator
04-04-2004, 10:38 PM
Hummers suck.

Pun definitely intended.
Jonbo298
04-04-2004, 10:39 PM
We have a stretch Hummer here (Omaha) that I've seen before. The thing is a f*cking beast.

But I couldn't own a Hummer. Unless I made over 500,000 a year, I wouldn't get it at all.
GameMaster
04-04-2004, 10:45 PM
I wouldn't mind owning one. I wouldn't drive it though, it'd be just for show.
Perfect Stu
04-04-2004, 10:46 PM
Hummers suck.

Pun definitely intended.

I was waiting for someone to throw something like that into the mix
GT News
04-04-2004, 10:46 PM
Hummers suck.

Pun definitely intended.

I was waiting for someone to throw something like that into the mix

Where were you waiting for someone to throw something like that into the mix?
Perfect Stu
04-04-2004, 10:46 PM
Where were you waiting for someone to throw something like that into the mix?

Right here.
Canyarion
04-05-2004, 11:11 AM
What's a... hummer? :wtf:
jeepnut
04-05-2004, 11:31 AM
What's a... hummer? :wtf:

Do you want to know about the vehicle or the sexual act?
GT News
04-05-2004, 11:31 AM
What's a... hummer? :wtf:

Do you want to know about the vehicle or the sexual act?

Yes, please tell me.
jeepnut
04-05-2004, 11:32 AM
Yes, please tell me.

Which one? Be specific CamFu.
GameMaster
04-05-2004, 06:30 PM
The act! The act! http://www.nick.com/blab/emoticons/icon_surprise.gif
Jason1
04-05-2004, 07:52 PM
I also saw a stretch hummer awhile back. I believe I was on vacation. Cant remember where. Yea, it was pretty sweet.
DimHalo
04-05-2004, 11:06 PM
hmmm, i am not sure if this thread is about cars anymore...
DeathsHand
04-06-2004, 12:35 AM
I saw a stretch hummer driving around georgetown once, and I was all like "Oh look a stretch hummer, which rapper is in town this time?"... totally...
Canyarion
04-06-2004, 11:05 AM
what's a hummer?
DimHalo
04-06-2004, 12:17 PM
what's a hummer?
a Hummer (the vehicle) is the recreational version of the military vehicle HM-V

http://www.dealerimpact.com/downloads/desktop_imgs/800x600-hummer.jpg

and the stretch
http://www.blackstonelimo.com/cars/h2_files/image001.jpg
Dyne
04-06-2004, 12:45 PM
I saw a comic about a Hummer today. They had two little kids sitting at a table for lunch at school, and they both have lunchboxes. It had Billy with his little lunchbox and the son of a Hummer owner's kid had a big-ass lunchbox. :p

Bizarro rules. I wonder if I can find it on the net to post it.

EDIT: No, it's not up yet. But this is the comic.

http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/bizarro/about.htm
jeepnut
04-06-2004, 01:06 PM
There is also the H1. It was originally designed to replace the ageing fleet of Jeeps in America's Military. It has become the Army's main vehicle and it's hard to imagine the Army without them.

They grew in popularity with the public through the news coverage of the Gulf War and a civilian version was released a few years later.

Army Hum-Vee
http://www.isayeret.com/units/land/armored/armor-hummer.jpg

Civilian Hummer
http://www.xmlauthor.com/images/clients/hummer.jpg

General Motors bought the rights to the civilian Hummer a few years ago and now produces both the original H1 and the more civilized and cheaper H2. The Hummer was originally produced by AM General which still makes the Army version.
Typhoid
04-06-2004, 08:22 PM
I've also seen a few Pictures of Hummers....though it had nothing to do with the vehicle, im sure they were intergrated somehow....
Canyarion
04-07-2004, 10:53 AM
Those things are rediculous!!! :wtf:
ZebraRampage
04-07-2004, 11:08 AM
Those things are rediculous!!! :wtf:

I guess you really have never seen them before. The H2 is extremely stupind, and even the Civilian H1 is stupid in my opinion. There is just no need for them in urban and suburban areas. They are basically only needed for rugged terrain.
Canyarion
04-07-2004, 11:22 AM
Well no, we don't have them in Holland so I never saw one...
Typhoid
04-07-2004, 07:18 PM
Hummers are just for people who want to feel safe in an accident by knowing that their vehicle could crush the other like a bug...but what if 2 hummers crashed?...hmm.....i guess they would just bounce off of eachother. And hummers are also for aspiring female actors who are looking for a breack in a role.... :p
Happydude
04-07-2004, 09:10 PM
:rofl:


erm...yeah, hummers are just way too freakin big...i don't see a point in them...