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MuGen
03-31-2004, 06:05 PM
I found this one laying around...

" Pair off in threes, line up in a circle, and go into alphabetical order by height "

LOL
jeepnut
03-31-2004, 06:20 PM
"These are not my pants." - Five Iron Frenzy
Typhoid
03-31-2004, 06:47 PM
"This Aint no Disco" My P.E. teacher on weight training
Acebot44
03-31-2004, 06:59 PM
"Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt."
Typhoid
03-31-2004, 07:02 PM
"There are many nice Elephants in china, and they all know your name." Me when i was 3....or 4.
DimHalo
03-31-2004, 07:15 PM
"Follow the bouncing teacher." -My jazz professor
Perfect Stu
03-31-2004, 07:19 PM
"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded" - Yogi Berra


"Nooo biiiting...*waves finger side to side*" - 2 year old Perfect Stu pointing at the alligators at Busch Gardens, Florida
Happydude
03-31-2004, 10:04 PM
"i might be dumb, but im not stupid" - either Homer Simpson, or just me :p
Hero2
03-31-2004, 11:46 PM
"If I were a woman and I cried for you would you kill yourself" - Trowa Barton(Gundam Wing ep. "Cathrens Tears"
Blackmane
04-01-2004, 01:57 AM
*see signature*
GameMaster
04-01-2004, 02:39 AM
"So yeah...and stuff..." - Zen
MuGen
04-01-2004, 09:04 AM
"The referee calls a loose bowel foul on Johnson!"
Sportscaster~
Perfect Stu
04-01-2004, 02:04 PM
"Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience"
Dyne
04-01-2004, 03:08 PM
Screw pirates and piracy.. you know what, I'm going to start being a Viking. See, I steal their album, rape them, and then burn down their house.
MuGen
04-02-2004, 08:36 AM
"Love is a four letter word you can say to anyone except the person your dating"


"...on the first date"
GT News
04-02-2004, 08:36 AM
"Love is a four letter word you can say to anyone except the person your dating"


"...on the first date"

Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.What is
on the first date

like on the first date.
Dark Samurai
04-02-2004, 08:39 AM
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.What is
on the first date

like on the first date.


You know a lot about love dontcha!!!
Blackmane
04-02-2004, 11:51 AM
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.What is
on the first date

like on the first date.

Damn, for a minute I thought CamfuBot had gotten smarter, but then I read the next sentence.

Sorry Cammy :p
Yugi Starwind
04-02-2004, 11:40 PM
do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me, just pretty much leave me the hell alone.-Zen

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. -Zen

2 for one. ehehhe
Bube
04-04-2004, 03:13 PM
"Opinions are like ***holes. Everyone has one, but everyone else's stinks." Some guy on some message board, can't remember...