Log in

View Full Version : That was close.

jeepnut
03-24-2004, 01:45 AM
What the topic said. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=2&u=/040322/481/mad80603222306)
Jonbo298
03-24-2004, 01:50 AM
ouch
Blackmane
03-24-2004, 02:52 AM
Yes, that was close...
Happydude
03-24-2004, 03:25 AM
....THE PAIN!!! OH THE PAIN!!!
bobcat
03-24-2004, 04:05 AM
>,<
Dark Samurai
03-24-2004, 08:19 AM
Thats a miracle in the making right there.
fingersman
03-24-2004, 08:25 AM
Is it just me or did anyone else feel like crossing their legs when they saw this?
Happydude
03-24-2004, 10:29 AM
Is it just me or did anyone else feel like crossing their legs when they saw this?
not just you...
DimHalo
03-24-2004, 11:10 AM
wow, lucky man!
jeepnut
03-24-2004, 12:23 PM
I can't believe there haven't been any jokes made yet. You guys are taking this more seriously than normal.

I mean just looking at that picture forces all kinds of wise cracks to come streaming into my head.
The Germanator
03-24-2004, 12:29 PM
For jeepnut:

Judging by the sizeable phallic symbol protruding from Ivan Garcia's crotch area, it could be safely said that he was a little bit horny today.
Dyne
03-24-2004, 01:08 PM
Hmm... hmm.... hmm...

Nope, I can't find anything funny about it.. :(
Dylflon
03-24-2004, 01:09 PM
For jeepnut:

Judging by the sizeable phallic symbol protruding from Ivan Garcia's crotch area, it could be safely said that he was a little bit horny today.

That was capital!

I do declare that that man was almost subjected to a rather painful intrusion from that bull. I'm quite satisfied that the old chap came out with all his vital organs intact.
Bube
03-24-2004, 01:32 PM
That one was close. I saw one on tv where the man tried to jump over the barriers around the arena, but the bull "got him" right in the *ss. Then flipped the guy on to the other side. Ohh, the pain!!!
DimHalo
03-24-2004, 02:41 PM
I can't believe there haven't been any jokes made yet. You guys are taking this more seriously than normal.

I mean just looking at that picture forces all kinds of wise cracks to come streaming into my head.
well, then why aren't you posting them?
GT News
03-24-2004, 02:41 PM
I can't believe there haven't been any jokes made yet. You guys are taking this more seriously than normal.

I mean just looking at that picture forces all kinds of wise cracks to come streaming into my head.
well, then why aren't you posting them?

Well that's okay.
Being posting them is not part of my programming.
thatmariolover
03-24-2004, 03:24 PM
For jeepnut:

Judging by the sizeable phallic symbol protruding from Ivan Garcia's crotch area, it could be safely said that he was a little bit horny today.

Haha. You seriously had me laughing out loud. Something that seriously doesn't happen very often. +rep
Hero2
03-24-2004, 04:48 PM
Thats got to suck...he got hit in the nuts and lost a Shoe... that poor man.
jeepnut
03-24-2004, 05:38 PM
well, then why aren't you posting them?

Hey buddy, you got a bull in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
GameMaster
03-24-2004, 06:40 PM
I've heard of having a raging hard-on, but a raging horn-on? You kids these days are just plain wacky!

*bu du bum pish* :rofl:
Canyarion
03-25-2004, 06:52 AM
I hate bull-fights. I don't care too much if a man dies in them. That's what you get if you try to hurt anymals. Poor bulls. Spain is sick.
jeepnut
03-25-2004, 12:06 PM
I hate bull-fights. I don't care too much if a man dies in them. That's what you get if you try to hurt anymals. Poor bulls. Spain is sick.

I believe that Mexico and other parts of South America partake in bull fighting as well.