View Full Version : Video games turn you into a fat, violent bastard
http://money.cnn.com/2004/03/01/news/funny/violent_games.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes
"They are in poor physical shape, they eat unhealthily, grow fat and suffer insomnia."
Sounds great, looks like I'm on the right track.
Jonbo298
03-08-2004, 05:34 PM
I'm way ahead of ya on the physical end:D:p
TheGame
03-08-2004, 05:38 PM
lol... well, I guess you could say that about me too... cept all the violence ;)
I've fallen FAR out of shape... one injury no recovery (and I'm not doing much to help.. all lift no run :D)
GameMaster
03-08-2004, 06:09 PM
It's an outlet for frustration due to the overworked lives we live.
Dylflon
03-08-2004, 06:23 PM
That article makes me angry.
It's not fair to blame violence on video games. What video games did Hitler play? What video games did people play in medieval times?
Violence is actually a natural thing. Some people are born violent. My theory is it's actually a brain problem that makes people violent. But it's not fair to generalize.
Saying that all gamers are fat and violent is like saying all black people are criminals or all people from Alambama are wife beaters.
This subject is so played out... :(
thatmariolover
03-08-2004, 06:38 PM
Yeah. Everything needs a scapegoat. If these guys sleep better at night because they can blame video games for their fat, violent kids, then let them.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The Germanator
03-08-2004, 06:47 PM
What **** is this bull****?!! I'll ****ing kill all the bitches who wrote this ****ing piece of ****!
*stuff candy bars and twinkies in his mouth*
Acebot44
03-08-2004, 06:49 PM
I am most definitely a Violent Bastard but am in NO WAY Fat! Just want to get that straight. :)
That article makes me angry.
Next on Local News... GameTavern study shows articales about game voilence in games actually makes game players voilent and angry.... More at 11pm.
Dylflon
03-08-2004, 07:53 PM
Next on Local News... GameTavern study shows articales about game voilence in games actually makes game players voilent and angry.... More at 11pm.
Those articles are making me fat too.
Those articles are making me fat too.
that was gunna be told in the more part at 11.
Hero2
03-08-2004, 09:01 PM
Saying that all gamers are fat and violent is like saying all black people are criminals or all people from Alambama are wife beaters.
But all those are true :sneaky:
=-P j/k
Dark Samurai
03-08-2004, 09:29 PM
Man, some people should just be quiet and keep to themselves.
LIKE US GAMERS!!!
gekko
03-08-2004, 10:16 PM
I'm not fat, certainly not in poor physical shape, and a violent bastard? I kill people for a living, leave me alone.
Happydude
03-08-2004, 10:55 PM
I'm not fat, certainly not in poor physical shape, and a violent bastard? I kill people for a living, leave me alone.
:lol:
about the same here :p
except im not in the army yet...will be next year
Hero2
03-08-2004, 11:34 PM
*starts to play a video game becomes violent and fat then after reaching 600 pounds goes on a killing spree thankfully doesnt get far because vidoe games made me fat and lazy dies after rolling over a bus full of crazed moms shouting down with video games.*
ahhh the irony
video games arnt that bad if anything I would want a fatkid chasing me tring to kill me then a serial murder. the fat kid would just give up and play vidoe games. soo there an upside to it.
I still don't recognize how anyone can BECOME a bastard.. aren't you like.. born with it?
Happy Dance
03-09-2004, 01:01 AM
No ... you can simpley become a bustard when u do "Bastard like" stuff :)
Hero2
03-09-2004, 01:04 AM
Or if you "bastardize" other things it raises your batard lvl.
you can be a lvl 5 bastard with dual wield abilites.
Happydude
03-09-2004, 01:04 AM
Or if you "bastardize" other things it raises your batard lvl.
you can be a lvl 5 bastard with dual wield abilites.
i think you should lay off the cofee and FFXI :p
Su-Yin
03-09-2004, 01:15 AM
ermm...i play games...im fat...im violent...but not exactly a bastard....
so...hmm...2 out of 3...lol...i dunno..mayb games are bad...
*switches off tic tac toe on msn * lmao
Happy Dance
03-09-2004, 01:19 AM
Fat :wtf:
thatmariolover
03-09-2004, 01:45 AM
Fat :wtf:
:D Yeah, I think she must be referring to that new kind of fat. The kind that doesn't look fat.
Magic fat.. Yeah, I think that's what they call it.
Su-Yin
03-09-2004, 01:49 AM
lol ...happydance...shush!! :p
Muah*
Happydude
03-09-2004, 02:12 AM
so thats what that is!!! i was always trying to figure out what she was refering to all this time....and now i know, thank you mariolover!
thatmariolover
03-09-2004, 03:04 AM
so thats what that is!!! i was always trying to figure out what she was refering to all this time....and now i know, thank you mariolover!
Always here to help :D
GameMaster
03-09-2004, 03:08 AM
So, now that we have a happydude and a happygirl, what purpose does happy dance serve? Is he even related?
Su-Yin
03-09-2004, 04:22 AM
were one big happy family :P :D
Jonbo298
03-09-2004, 04:24 AM
Too...much....happiness....:errr:
bobcat
03-09-2004, 06:24 AM
I'm not fat, certainly not in poor physical shape, and a violent bastard? I kill people for a living, leave me alone.
yep me exactly (except maybe the killing part).
mickydaniels
03-09-2004, 01:03 PM
I don't know about being fat and a bastard, but I do kinda feel like killing someone/thing when I play one of those games that has something ridiculously hard in it.
TheGame
03-09-2004, 01:09 PM
I don't know about being fat and a bastard, but I do kinda feel like killing someone/thing when I play one of those games that has something ridiculously hard in it.
lol... I feel you on that one. Last night I was playing THPS4 online... well, I had a bad luck streak of dropping big trick after big trick... and um, I haven't got that angry in a long time. I had to shut off the TV and meditate. Then I played some GTA3, and this one mission got me even more pissed off.
I felt like breaking my controller... so yep, games cause me to get violent at times ;)
Blackmane
03-09-2004, 03:44 PM
I think that is ridiculous. I am not violent, and I have gotten fatter ever since I started playing video games less.
What do they say to that?
TheGame
03-09-2004, 03:50 PM
...I have gotten fatter ever since I started playing video games...
they would quote this ;)
Blackmane
03-09-2004, 10:15 PM
they would quote this ;)
That is so true. I have to choose my words more carefully.
Stupid media... :mad:
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